User:Marquee Moon

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Marquee Moon, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Look here junior, don't you be so happy and for Heaven's sake, don't you be so sad.

Misc Stuff

This user works for the Worldwide Mad Deadly Communist Gangster Computer God . This user is on your side, and there's nowhere to hide This user went to the public schools, and still can't spell rite. +-%= This user loves math. This user is bisexual. This user thinks cows are tasty. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. This user likes beer. This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. All in all, this user is just another brick in the wall. All your base are belong to this user. This user is male. This user likes to play with her pussy. You may say this user is a dreamer, but he's not the only one. "I am the walrus" Are you the eggman? This user is Spartacus! This user suffers from Bipolar Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact This user suffers from Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and will never feel ashamed of that fact. This user suffers or suffered from Anxiety Disorders This user is a troper. This user believes power corrupts, but we need the electricity To boldly go where no RationalWikian has gone before! This user regards Jack Chick as one of sequential art's finest practitioners.