User:Ozznova

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Ozznova, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Hewwo, my name is April and I've been lurking around conspiracy boards for years. I'm also a recovering 9/11 truther who stopped being so after she noticed how much money people were making off of 9/11 "truth."

So um, hi. I'm crazy, but sadly, there are a lot crazier people out there. For example, people like William Cooper, Bob Dutko, Pat Boone, Peter J. Peters...