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User:ProblemChimp

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Icon christianity.svg This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell.
Pi-symbol.png This user can only remember pi to 16 decimal places.
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This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life.
; This user has rediscovered the lost art of the semicolon.

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.[1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRrdbkyV8w

Thought for the day[edit]

"Anonymous User" (sounds like another self-centered liberal, like Obama), don't try to fool anyone into thinking you're not a liberal. I skimmed through your recent edits and you persist in repeating the liberal claim that Obama is not an affirmative action president, so admit it, you're committed to censoring the Bible. You also refuse to accept that the Bush doctrine stops sexually transmitted diseases. As I've said before, the roots of homeschooling are in feudalism. We have a preference for substance over talk. Try to open your mind in the future.--aschlafly 23:37, 18 April 2025 (UTC)

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Footnotes[edit]

  1. What I tell you three times is true.