Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)
I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.
Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.
I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .
A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Thought for the day
"Anonymous User" (welcome and hello, but abide by our rules or else your account will be blocked), we focus on truthful education here, which helps alleviate many problems ranging from poverty to mental illness. I skimmed through your recent edits and you persist in repeating the liberal claim that Obama is not an affirmative action president, so admit it, you're not here to substantially contribute to this project. Furthermore, you are in denial that childbirth helps resist language devolution. Got news for you: the Gospel of John is the greatest book in the history of mankind. Try applying for a graduate program by saying how much you'd like to be like an ostrich, and then let us know much that impresses the professors. If you don't like it, you can put up or leave.--aschlafly 17:43, 25 February 2024 (UTC)
|As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
- ↑ What I tell you three times is true.