User:ProblemChimp

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Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.[1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRrdbkyV8w

Thought for the day[edit]

In light o' ye recent edits t' Talk:Barack Obama, Me has decided that ye be a Nazi. Like all atheists, 'tis apparent that ye be a sock of Bohdan. Me has unilaterally wi'out discussion decided that ye, like Bugler an' CPAdmin1, be an unperson. Ye best t' remember that this be t'conservative 'cyclopedia, an' ov'rly critical comments, such as yers 'bout me be pointless an' futile an' t'will be reverted. In conclusion, if ye think ye were blocked unfairly, an' would like to discuss this, please send Andy an email.

Sincerely, Karajou 14:24, 30 May 2020 (UTC)

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Footnotes[edit]

  1. What I tell you three times is true.