User:ProblemChimp

Factoids

This user is a Limey. This user is male.  Wp This user is a Wikipedian This user believes in the National Health Service This user supports the Green Party. This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species. This user is concerned about the environment. This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell. This user can only remember pi to 16 decimal places. This user enjoys consuming the occasional breath of life. ; This user has rediscovered the lost art of the semicolon.

Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.

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Thought for the day

"Anonymous User" (if that is your real name), you have free will and it's clear to me that you are going to exercise it to the point of embracing absurdities. I reread the beginning of your rant at the top of this section and you rely on a secular conception of the past, so it's painfully obvious that you're a member of the far left. You also clearly deny that being conservative helps resist murder. Observation and logic dictate that a Muslim] name indicates a high probably that the person is Muslim, due to a high correlation between Muslim names and being Muslim. And as to your claim you don't understand my statement about how teachers unions don't teach students how to read, I suggest you try harder. Request a change to your real first name and last initial or your account will be blocked.--aschlafly 18:03, 21 December 2024 (UTC)   As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do. Footnotes