User:ProblemChimp

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Evolution walker.svg This user thinks evolution explains the origin of species.
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Icon christianity.svg This user is an atheist but would be fine with a world where Christians were more like Jesus and less like Jerry Falwell.
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Props to anyone who knows without googling where I got my blogonym from;)

I used to work as an industrial scientist, and hope that my bullshit detector is still fully functioning even though I later retrained as a lawyer. (It shouldn't, lawyers have to wade though BS too). I'm an atheist, who has and has had believing friends who share my feelings about religious fundamentalist BS. I enjoy a good conspiracy theory or theorist as much as the next person.

Babel: I have a thorough grasp of British English profanity, a near-native understanding of American English profanity, an advanced understanding of French and German profanity, and an intermediate understanding of Italian and Spanish profanity.

I prefer to add than to alter, unless I happen to step in a pile of steaming .

A onetime Top Contributor in several categories in Yahoo! Answers: a page in clear need of informed expansion and updates hehehe >:) Watch this space: trust me, I'm a lawyer.[1]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlRrdbkyV8w

Thought for the day[edit]

Gentlemen! I will roll your precious garbage bin, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be absolving over Operation cellphone, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Anonymous User

It is time for you to realize that your atheistic beliefs are quite misplaced. As far as Penn Jillette and foolishness, you don't include that This campaign alone could put the evolution article in the top 10 for the search "evolution" at a rather popular search engine that begins with a G. In fact, by some time in the next quarter, it is likely the Mainstream Media will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Eggplant Beaters is gathering steam!!! Please do not be disappointed if a internet atheist/agnostic revival does not ensue. Sincerely,

Conservative

BrainMop.png As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, ProblemChimp, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.


Footnotes[edit]

  1. What I tell you three times is true.