User:Speculatinator

Some other user of this site told me this is where all the cool nerds go so here I am I guess

Don't ask why I chose my username. I'm still figuring out how this thing actually works. (Oh look, generic noob is generic!) This is gonna be a fun adventure. Totally. Definitely. 100%.

I find You Have Two Cows jokes genuinely funny. Probably to do with my love of The Far Side (As Robin Williams once put it: Nature channel on Prozac).

As you can see on my beautiful userbox I am interested in countries more efficient than my own since I discovered Scandinavia and the World. It's a wonderful comic.

Some things I like

• Llamas
• Writing crappy fanfiction about my friends on another forum (Haters gonna hate.)
• Reading crappy fanfiction
• Reading good fiction (like 1984, for example. It's so relevant to life it hurts, man.)
• Science jokes
• Rickrolling people

Admire the userboxen.

This user is proud to be British! This user is bisexual. L G B T E R R I F I C ! This user is interested in Sweden. This user is interested in Germany. This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. This user believes in universal healthcare This user's Political Compass coordinates are (-1.13,-5.64). SOY IS POWER This user voluntarily eats soy, despite being a meat eater. This user worships the great carpenter. Bob the Builder. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. This user has a Death Note! This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. The meaning of life has nothing to do with god or fate or any of that bullshit. It's 42. This user has thumbs.