User:The Foxhole Atheist

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, The Foxhole Atheist, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

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This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. This user thinks that the Big Bang explains the origin of the Universe. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user is an ape — and so are you. This user's electrons occupy the next energy shell when the subject turns to the science of chemistry. This user can only remember pi to N2 decimal places. This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you. LOL dis usr perfrs 2 us teh LOLCat Bible racism This user is biased against racists. This user believes in equal rights for gay people. This user believes in free speech for everyone - even idiots. This user believes in the right to bear frickin' sweet nukes. This user is a Grammar Nazi. Heil Stickler! This user's wiki-ing skills rival border-c=#000 border-s=1 id-c=#fff id-s=12 id-fc=#000 info-c=#9bf info-s=8 info-fc=#006 id= Andy Schlafly's expertise E.G. This user likes to have examples to copy This user thinks PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, and hunts sea kittens. This user likes beer. NPR This user thinks public radio is GREAT! No commercials! This user is a Tigers fan.

I am a Staff Sergeant (Promotable) in the US Army, a Cavalry Scout by trade turned Contracting NCO by profession, Eagle Scout, and husband/father of the perfect little nuclear family (wife, daughter, son). In essence, the bio of a die-hard Republican Conservative.

The dust of Iraq muddied my Presbyterian baptism to the point that I no longer choose to acknowledge it.

I am an amateur scientist and avid reader. I am fortunate enough to be assigned to a desk job at Camp Humphreys, Pyongtaek, Republic of Korea. I have to put my studies in an Associate's of Science on hiatus, as my new job requires a business degree. I am majoring in Global Business Management and Policy.

My pet peeves are Young Earth Creationists, Fundamentalists, Bigots, Racists, and anyone else who would actively choose to remain ignorant in lieu of exploring and discovering the wonderful bounty of experience that the living world has to offer.

Proud Poppa Section

As some of you are aware, I am the father of two amazing kids: Avalyn (aged 5) and Travis (aged 3 and a verified "warbaby" as his estimated conception date is within 2-5 days of my return from Iraq).

Avalyn is definitely the brains and Travis is absolutely the muscle.

I swear to something that I am completely justified in calling the two of them Master Blaster, regardless of what my wife says to the contrary, as the two of them really DO pull all of the strings here in Bartertown.