User talk:Avida Dollars

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Welcome[edit]

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--RWRW (talk) 10:15, 24 October 2018 (UTC)

Why you can't understand the Truth of Time Cube? Cube Is True (talk) 10:27, 13 November 2018 (UTC)

We should all bow down and worship our true god, Gene Ray.--Don Juan (talk) 10:19, 28 November 2018 (UTC)

You have been demoted[edit]

You have my sympathies. Here's the instruction manual. 142.124.55.236 (talk) 17:26, 13 November 42018 AQD (UTC)

I've had worse. Avida Dollarsher again 19:16, 13 November 2018 (UTC)

Die[edit]

I hope you appreciate that heartwarming sentiment. It was meant in no way to troll you, and came from the bottom of my heart. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 22:39, 27 December 2018 (UTC)

some aardvarks have unorthodox metaphysical commitments. Avida Dollarsher again 22:43, 27 December 2018 (UTC)
Those aardvarks are enlightened ones, they have reached true understanding that death is the only release from our harsh world. Think about it, if everyone's dead there's no more suffering. Makes perfect sense, right? Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 22:48, 27 December 2018 (UTC)
That sounds like the common Parli debate response to the question "Is World Peace Possible?"; Yes, if everyone's dead. RoninMacbeth (talk) 00:37, 28 December 2018 (UTC)

In a past life...[edit]

...which user were you? Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 12:06, 3 January 2019 (UTC)

...is this one of those facebook quizzes? Avida Dollarsher again 14:06, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
I've had a few. Bicycle wheel was the longest running, but there were loads of short-lived ones I did for teh lulz, and a few that ended when I had a furious row and left in a huff. Lots of the accounts have surrealist-themed names, like this one (an anagram of Salvador Dali). Avida Dollarsher again 14:09, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
That was one of my guesses, probably higher up. I considered the possibility that you were the long-gone user Blue, but ultimately decided against it when considering that it seemed as if for Bicycle Wheel (a past incarnation of yours, so in a sense, reincarnation is true) sockpuppetry was as easy as breathing. I've had a few alternate accounts over the years as well, but those two are the only ones I can remember. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 14:17, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
If you're wondering what was up with the bad spelling and grammar in the first account, just take into account I was 11 at the time I registered that account back in 2012. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 14:20, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
You're right about Blue, she's someone else entirely, driven away by the ghastly site politics that erupts here sometimes :( Avida Dollarsher again 14:23, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
My spelling was excellent when i was at school, but I've noticed it getting worse in recent years. The other day I had to delete and re-post a twitter comment twice because of the atrocious typos in it. It's probably a sign of something. Alzheimer's here we come, Woot Woot! — Unsigned, by: somebody about ready for the flicking old people's home, probably / talk / contribs Avida Dollarsher again 14:28, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
Or it could be a result of needing more sleep. Just a thought. ☭Comrade GC☭Ministry of Praise 14:29, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
That's the sad truth of internet communities, I've been driven away by site politics on other forums as well, the most prominent being the constant harassment I was subjected to at the "No Answers in Genesis" board, that's the nature of cyberbullying, especially if you're special needs like I am, sometimes enough is enough and you call it quits. I've been in special needs since preschool, and I've been in the unit since 4th grade. The ultimate reason I was placed in the unit? Reacting against my bullies, specifically one that blackmailed me, I drew a picture in rage of a Mexican drug dealer shooting the kid. They (the school staff) went rummaging through my book bag after I threatened to cut the principal's throat or some shit like that, I don't exactly remember, it's been years. The thing is, back when I was in 4th grade the school shooter hysteria was occurring, so a month old picture ultimately led to me falling victim to that hysteria. People don't often realize that the handle you see on the screen isn't often a perfect representation of the actual person, it merely lets you see glimpses into the true persona of that person, sort of like peering through a shattered mirror. That's just my opinion anyways, others' opinions may differ. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 14:33, 3 January 2019 (UTC)
My spelling has been excellent since the fifth or sixth grade, that's part of why I've been able to pass as an adult for so many years on the Internet, alongside my vast amount of knowledge and relative maturity and wit for my age. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 14:33, 3 January 2019 (UTC)

Cookie[edit]

Congratulations, you are hereby awarded a free cookie! Eat it well. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 16:54, 20 January 2019 (UTC)

As long as it doesn't sell my personal data to Nabisco, thanks. Avida Dollarsher again 20:16, 20 January 2019 (UTC)
Have another while you're at it too. I`m the most generous person alive, aren't I? Personally I prefer chocolate chip cookies, not web cookies, they taste like ass. Ɖøn Ĵuan Harass 00:35, 21 January 2019 (UTC)
and you know that... how, exactly? :D Avida Dollarsher again 09:08, 21 January 2019 (UTC)

Would you rather....[edit]

....be a RationalWiki Pirate, Ninja, Cyborg, or Goat? Dr. Ox quack specialist 23:40, 12 May 2019 (UTC)

Newt was an option once upon a time. Can I be a newt? Avida Dollarsher again 09:59, 13 May 2019 (UTC)
If that's the case you might as well be a jerboa, traitor. Dr. Ox quack specialist 10:04, 13 May 2019 (UTC)
Jerboa??? Never! NEVERRR!!! I'll have ninja and goat please. Oh and could I see the wine list? Avida Dollarsher again 10:27, 13 May 2019 (UTC)
Of course you can, fellow RationalWiki patriot/goat fetishist. Dr. Ox quack specialist 10:33, 13 May 2019 (UTC)
Fetishist? The love of goat is pure and noble. Avida Dollarsher again 10:35, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

Misclick sorry[edit]

Didn't even notice I had reverted yours until you reverted it again. Féinléiriú (talk) 14:29, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

No problem :) Avida Dollarsher again 18:13, 13 May 2019 (UTC)

Rainfall in Britain[edit]

The BBC article I linked did not mention rain. Could you please give a source? Thanks! Nerd (talk) 16:45, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

My source is It's a joke FFS this page, when they get round to updating that page (probably tomorrow as today is Sunday). Anyway, it hardly rained at all round here. Sheesh, we gotta provide references for friggin' jokes now? Avida Dollarsher again 16:52, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
Sorry, it was not at all clear what you added was a joke. I took it literally because it sounded plausible. People making the best out of their situation? Awesome! Britannia rules the winds! But thanks for clarifying! Nerd (talk) 16:57, 2 June 2019 (UTC)
Yeah sorry, our humeur can be pretty deadpan at times. Avida Dollarsher again 17:02, 2 June 2019 (UTC)

Guess...[edit]

...we got Nerd to shut up for once. Oxyaena Harass 09:53, 3 June 2019 (UTC)

I think the swearing and insults were a bit harsh, and I hope @Nerd doesn't go LANCB, but tone policing is not okay for RW beyond making sure deliberate Nazi bullshit doesn't make it in. Oxyaena Harass 09:54, 3 June 2019 (UTC)
And do not edit war. --It's-a me, Lgm sigpic.png LeftyGreenMario!(Mod) 21:02, 3 June 2019 (UTC)
Yeah, sorry about the language. I was under RL stress and i lost my rag. I try to use online activity to get away from stuff but I brought it with me... Sorry. Avida Dollarsher again 08:19, 8 June 2019 (UTC)

Little ignorant pimplefaced cocksucker you[edit]

Quit calling me goddammit. Oxyaena Harass 05:47, 22 June 2019 (UTC)

How dare you! I'm actually quite tall, I'll have you know! Avida Dollarsher again 08:56, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
I didn't call your house, and you need to quit calling mine. Why don't you come and visit me, you've got my telephone number come down and visit me, I've got a surprise for you when you do, you long legged motherfucker you. Oxyaena Harass 09:13, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
I'd visit but I'm not insured for that neighbourhood. Avida Dollarsher again 09:40, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
Why don't you get in your stupid fucking pickup and drive down here? Oxyaena Harass 09:43, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
The one that was set on fire last time I went there? noooo. Avida Dollarsher again 10:03, 23 June 2019 (UTC)
Bring your telephone too, so you can hide behind it while I beat your head soft, you fucking coward. Oxyaena Harass 10:34, 23 June 2019 (UTC)