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User talk:CarpetFucker
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Do'h[edit]
I knew someone would create this account after that comment :-) Carpetsmoker (talk) 05:25, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- Well I don't know what you are talking about but I plan on being a productive member of this fine community. CarpetFucker (talk) 05:29, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- I do find myself wondering, how exactly does one fuck a carpet? Carpetsmoker (talk) 05:33, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- The same way one makes love to a bed. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:40, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- If the lot of you don't stop trolling me I will report you to the local authorities and have you arrested for egregious trollery. 05:43, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- Ehh the joke is stale now. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:49, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- If the lot of you don't stop trolling me I will report you to the local authorities and have you arrested for egregious trollery. 05:43, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- The same way one makes love to a bed. --"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 05:40, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- I do find myself wondering, how exactly does one fuck a carpet? Carpetsmoker (talk) 05:33, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- ask and you shall receive, eh? :) --TheroadtoWiganPier (talk) 05:32, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
- Well I never... It's pronounced Few-kay and you can thank my German ancestors for the name. Perhaps I should ask you how one would smoke a carpet but I would never be so rude. Consider yourself on notice, any other transgressions and I will be forced to take your sysop and ban you. CarpetFucker (talk) 05:39, 5 November 2015 (UTC)
In Soviet Russia[edit]
Carpet fucks YOU!!--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 16:30, 5 November 2015 (UTC)