User talk:Consevative Parodist

In lieu of taxing the rich, I'm amenable to a taxing all people who think "I'm a liberal crybaby and I'm crying" fits any sort of definition of parody into abject poverty.

You could finance every government in the world with that kinda money. ikanreed ^{🐐Bleat at me} 17:29, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

What? No, I like making fun of conservatives, not liberals, like what are you talking about? And I love your idea! Lets raise taxes on conservatives and lower them on liberals! Lets raise taxes on men and white people too. Consevative Parodist (talk) 17:33, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

This but unironically. L̤̈ÿ̤n̤̈n̤̈R̤̈ (̈ẗ̤ä̤l̤̈k̤̈)̈ (̈c̤̈ö̤n̤̈ẗ̤r̤̈ï̤b̤̈s̤̈)̈ @ 17:48, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

I mean, I do appreciate that you're trying, bless your heart, but your entire ideological wing is so consistently bad at parody. It's like you don't recognize the core nuggets of irony that fuel amusing deconstructions. It's like none of you can do any better than "I agree with liberals, but I'm so stupid haha" ikanreed ^{🐐Bleat at me} 17:38, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

I'M NOT STUPID, I'M A STUDENT AT FLORIDA STATE UNIVERSITY AND A MEMBER OF ALPHA BETA CHI! YOU HAVE TO BE SMART TO GO TO FSU! You want to know who's stupid? Those blonds who vote for people like Trump, that's who's stupid. They're like retarded.^{— Unsigned, by: Consevative Parodist / talk / contribs}

Please sign your talk page comments with ~~~~. Thanks! L̤̈ÿ̤n̤̈n̤̈R̤̈ (̈ẗ̤ä̤l̤̈k̤̈)̈ (̈c̤̈ö̤n̤̈ẗ̤r̤̈ï̤b̤̈s̤̈)̈ @ 17:48, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

You misused the word "like" in your sentence.GrammarCommie (talk) 17:47, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

Actually, [this usage has been around for a long time and is generally accepted in everyday usage]. L̤̈ÿ̤n̤̈n̤̈R̤̈ (̈ẗ̤ä̤l̤̈k̤̈)̈ (̈c̤̈ö̤n̤̈ẗ̤r̤̈ï̤b̤̈s̤̈)̈ @ 17:58, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

(I think the bigger problem is that they are going "You're dumb" to a person who is purposefully executing a character who is dumb, as if it's a stinging riposte) ikanreed ^{🐐Bleat at me} 18:00, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

Actually I just went with the cheapest shot I could think of off the top of my head. The poor satire is so obvious that I figured nitpicking sentence structure would be a cheaper shot than addressing the actual content and subject matter. GrammarCommie (talk) 18:15, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

Oh come on, you know I'm not biting no matter how hard you stick to your bit, I just want one conservative to admit that they just suck at this. And it's not that it's not possible to parody liberal ideology, I've seen biting satire by commies and their cohorts. The problem definitely seems to be you guys sucking at it. ikanreed ^{🐐Bleat at me} 17:54, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

@Ikanreed If I sucked at this game, I wouldn't have three rats commenting on my talk page. The intent was to troll, and I obviously succeeded. (And I have had you rat-tards taking it hook, line, and sinker, just the other day as a matter of fact). Hey look, I forgot to sign! ^{— Unsigned, by: Consevative Parodist / talk / contribs} 19:42, 5 December 2017 (UTC)

One day I'll catch that wabbit and make him confess to how unaware his self-described parody is. One day I'll enjoy the subtle feast of a conservative recognizing the fundamental contrivances of their worldview and how it fundamentally cripples their ability to think critically. One day. ikanreed ^{🐐Bleat at me} 20:52, 5 December 2017 (UTC)