User:Spriggina

“”I am chagrined, nay, OUTRAGED at the insinuation that I would ever stoop to the level of saying the N-word more than once a week!

—Abraham Lincoln

A selfie of me.

Who is the most respectable scientist today?
Daniel Janzen 0 Vote Deepak Chopra 6 Vote Elizabeth Holmes 1 Vote He Jiankui 0 Vote Richard Lenski 2 Vote Roger Schlafly 4 Vote Rupert Sheldrake 0 Vote

Pages I've created (excluding templates and redirects):

• Angela Merkel
• Alice Weidel
• Azerbaijan
• Brown recluse
• Functionalism
• Georgia (country)
• If-by-whiskey
• Jon Huntsman
• Ophelia Benson
• Orrin Hatch
• Recipe:Snickerdoodles - my favorite cookies!
• Recipe:Goat fingers

Good reading material (favorite articles):

• Fred Phelps
• Transgenderism Debunked, or anything else by Elvis is King (purely for the irony)
• Global warming
• Andrew Schlafly
• TK

About me

Hello, my name is QQ'hfFlaGNHmmg''Aa (which is pronounced like rapid gurgling, clacking, then blowing bubbles, very approximately like /ʡ̬̆͢ʢːːʭ̆ʭ̆ʭʙˠ/). I live near Adelaide, Australia and enjoy scuba diving, reading, and politics. I'm 550 million years old and graduated from Ediacaran University with a PhD in QQQttSVFk'''aAAAEKmmology in 549999968 BCE. I also played for the Adelaide Nonsessile Organisms, EdU's fossilball team.

Some more fun facts about me:

• I'm 1.25" tall, a bit above average for my age range and gender
• I was a member of the Liberal Party before I went to uni
• I am technically not alive right now

Essays

Short stories

ClickerClock did a short story competition in December 2017 and I decided to continue it with a different topic every month. These are mine.

• December 2017–January 2018 Teanage Mutant Ninja Goats (topic: tea)
• February 2018 TBD (topic: vampires)

Opinionated rants

• Essay:Vivian

My generators

• Random userbox generator
• Spam generator

Miscellaneous

• 𝒯ℯ𝓍𝓉 ℱ𝒶𝓃𝒸𝒾𝒻𝒾ℯ𝓇 2.0 - 𝒢𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓉 𝒻ℴ𝓇 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓅𝒶ℊℯ 𝓈𝒾ℊ𝓃𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇ℯ𝓈!
• My drafts
• List of signatures in the current roulette

• Purge this page