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Pat on the back[edit]

Good job on the Faubus article. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 04:50, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

thanks! Pacodog (talk) 05:09, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
<wags tail>


Unfortunately, due to your good edits here, you've been made a sysop. Here's your manual. AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 04:41, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

Sweeeet...You guys are way nicer than those jerks over at CP...just don't go thinking that this means that we're friends or something ;) Pacodog (talk) 05:15, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
Meh, it's just routine here to treat people like equals rather than like we are better than they are. Punky Your mental puke relief 05:19, 8 April 2010 (UTC)
Well that's just crazy talk...thanks tho,seriously...I look forward to imposing my view upon all of you contributing in a meaningful way. Pacodog (talk) 05:29, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

What make, model, and year is your dog? ħumanUser talk:Human 07:10, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

'08 long-haired chihuahua...trying to figure out how to upload a photo...PACODOGwoof, bitches 07:45, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
There should be a thing on the left that says "upload file". '08 was a good year for Chi You Yahas, as I recall, they didn't have many recalls, and their ball joints are rock solid. Although they tend to drift out of alignment a bit often. ħumanUser talk:Human 08:02, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
not gonna happen from the old cell phone i guess...I'll try again tomorrow from a real 'puter. btw I can tell by the content of yor post with 95% certianty that you have never owned a chihuahua. I challenge you to open your mind and reject your liberal preconceived...ah fuck it good nite PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:47, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

n00b question[edit]

I just tried to do a search for "dog" and was redirected to "cat"...w...t...f... PACODOGwoof, bitches 02:36, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Looks like it was someone's joke to me. If you can find some way to make "dog" on-mission, I suppose you can get rid of the re-direct and create a real article. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 02:39, 12 April 2010 (UTC)


I recently removed an edit you made to Talk Wigo:CP. Don't make it easy on them. Make them discover that kind of stuff for themselves. SirChuckBHITWIN FOR PRESIDENT! 07:11, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

got it,thanks (my bad) PACODOGwoof, bitches 07:16, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

You wanna know why women live longer???[edit]

Here's why! And another reason why!The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 05:19, 15 April 2010 (UTC)

Mike Malloy[edit]

Are you a fan of his, by chance? The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 03:40, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

I think he's very entertaining. I also think Rush Limbaugh is very entertaining...just sayin' PACODOGwoof, bitches 03:54, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
No, I agree. Human and I think that Malloy is at his best when he is at his craziest. Nothing is more entertaining than listening to Malloy hang up on CONservatives while saying "have mentioned yet how much I hate these people?!?!?" AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 03:58, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
No doubt I laugh my ass off to myself when he goes off on his rants, because agree with him pretty much 100%...he can be embarrasing at times, however, for the same reasons why Rush is funny to me...ya know? PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:08, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
No, I know. If I had to pick a liberal talker to liken myself to, I actually choose either Thom Hartmann or Big Eddie Schultz. But Malloy is still a good time, alright. Lord Goonie Hooray! I'm helping! 04:11, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
Fine, I'll say it...Rachel Maddow is my liberal doppelganger(?)...she fucking rocks!..that's right...get some PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:16, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
I love Dr. Maddow", too, actually. Cheers for that, man! Punky Your mental puke relief 04:18, 16 April 2010 (UTC)


Wow, another member of my Goon Squad! Sweet! Cheers, mate, I saved some virtual internet scotch just for you! The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 04:30, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

fukcing Brits[edit]

15% is "standard"; 10% is an insult; 20% or better is a "you done well, thank you". ħumanUser talk:Human 08:47, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

OK, I'll give you that but don't act like you've "never heard of tipping before" when you know you're full of fucking shit...that's all I'm sayin' PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Fuck you, too, and the seven person party you rode in with who think $20 is a good tip because it's a lot of money. 20% is not standard, it's over and above. 15% is "standard" and 10% is cheapskate. Now go sit at your table quietly while we spit (or worse) on your food. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:10, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
And there's another dumbass "waiter fallacy." As if I'm somehow gonna go back in time and spit (or worse) on your food 'cuz you don't understand the whole tipping thing...think it through, genius...twenty percent is standard, a few years it'll be 25%...hopefully, anywayz...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:21, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
You're simply wrong. Better days will come when the employer pays the help, and tipping is actually what it should be, not their (tax avoided) salary. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:35, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
I was halfway kidding but now I'm a little offended (look out!)..."tax avoided?" do tell... PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
The IRS requires tipped employees to declare income equal to 7% of the gross they handle. So in fair tax terms, 7% would be the appropriate tip. Anything above that is usually cheated on. ħumanUser talk:Human 09:50, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Is Spirit of the Dance British? I thought it was Irish. Or has it been taken over by British dancers?--BobSpring is sprung! 09:32, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, they're British...I can tell by their rediculous fucking Monty Python sounding accents...PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:48, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Is your knowledge of British accents truly based on Monty Python?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:05, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Oh c'mon I'm kidding about the monty python shit...They're Brits, thoPACODOGwoof, bitches 10:12, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
How much of the rest are you serious about?--BobSpring is sprung! 10:14, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
I was just trying to be humourous but it appears that I've hit a nerve here...please understand...I love you fucking Brits...just having some fun...Cheers, mate!
OK, but you may have to work on your style a bit. It reads like a foul-mouthed attack on Brits in general based on the actions of a few. If it was meant to be tongue-in-cheek I'm afraid that it falls a bit short. :-) It's one of the dangers of trying to be funny in print - people are likely to believe you mean exactly what you write and not take it as a joke. Anyway, Have fun. Cheers. :-).--BobSpring is sprung! 10:28, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Point taken. I honestly meant no offense, I guess I just assume that my remarks won't be taken seriously because...well I'm just new to this stuff I guess...I'm learning PACODOGwoof, bitches 10:37, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Any suggestions as to how I can make my hilarious witty insights more...appropriate...without compromising the inherent satirical nature of the humor? (I'm being serious) PACODOGwoof, bitches 10:50, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Well, one of the things is simply being known. You're relatively new and people won't know if you're being serious or not - they will conclude you are. Personally I'd cut out the swearing - I think it makes you sound like a troll or at least someone who is trying to get attention. I'd also direct my fire (initially) at people who are not, in fact, members of the site. Creationists, cranks or whatever - the people whose ideas we aim to oppose.--BobSpring is sprung! 11:06, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Bob, that makes sense...I'm just trying to be myself...but if you all don't know me then I can see how my words could easily be misinterpreted. PACODOGwoof, bitches 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
(EC) Any civilised country would pay their workers a decent wage rather than having the staff intimidate the customers. Why not just up the prices in the first place if you think that's what you should be paid? Why do people who work in high priced restaurants expect to earn so much more than those in cheaper establishments when they are offering the same service? What extra service is being offered by opening a $100 bottle of wine over a $50 bottle? Reliance on tipping is a way for employers to minimise their payroll taxes and employee benefits. (I see Human has made a similar point.)  Lily Inspirate me. 09:52, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Ahem...I would just like to state for the record that I have absolutely have nothing against "Brits"...and I apologize for my lame attemt at making satirical humor while intoxicated...I'm really not a dick...honest folks PACODOGwoof, bitches 06:43, 20 April 2010 (UTC)


Rather then using your userpage as a blog, you might consider writing essays. You can always link to them from your userpage. The format is:

Essay:My great essay

Where "My great essay" is the name of your essay. You put {{template:essay}} on top and nobody else can edit it.--BobSpring is sprung! 11:15, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

cool, thanks man...I'll try it out while I'm goofing off at work tomorrow! :) PACODOGwoof, bitches 11:25, 19 April 2010 (UTC)
And you wonder why we don't tip you more... SJ Debaser 12:54, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

Article and talkpage deletion rules[edit]

First, we never delete talkpages; even those of pages we have deleted. Second, can you at least hit it with the {{Delete}} template first, and give it a few days for discussion? Thanks. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 02:29, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

dammit i suck...are y'all getting tired of me yet?..sorry man I will heed your advice :) PACODOGwoof, bitches 02:34, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
Tired of you? HA!!! No, not you! We've had people that did waaaaaaaay worse things than you. You seem pretty cool. Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 02:38, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
LOL.. tweety.. haha i almost feel bad rational ghey (talk) 09:42, 27 April 2010 (UTC)

Pacodog's dog[edit]

So, what breed is your dog anyways? The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 04:57, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

He's a chihuahua. PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:00, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
I see. It doesn't quite qualify as a dog in my opinion, but I've always owned BIG dogs, so I'm a little biased. But your dog is still a cute dog, nonetheless. Cheers, friend! AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 05:06, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, I used to be the same way. Then a well-meaning relative got me a chihuahua pup and now I'm hooked. Chihuahuas are only cool in their owner's mind. They are annoying as hell to everyone else, I do realize this. PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:13, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
Good times. Funny thing is, everyone I know who has a chihuahua says the same thing, so your answer doesn't surprise me. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 05:17, 23 April 2010 (UTC)
I heard somewhere that chihuahuas were originally bred by Native Americans to be released en masse to freak out the horses of the Spanish conquistadors. I'm sure that's total bullshit but the mental image of thousands of angry chihuahuas going up against an invading force is freaking AWESOME. Cheers to you too man. PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:33, 23 April 2010 (UTC)


Perhaps this article might be of help in your Tim Tebow sandbox article. Punky Your mental puke relief 05:05, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. That provided just the reference I needed to make the article complete(?)...Cheers! PACODOGwoof, bitches 00:37, 27 April 2010 (UTC)


[1] rational ghey (send a message) 21:41, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

Just curious...[edit]

...are there any other active RWers from the southeastern United States? PACODOGwoof, bitches 01:44, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm moving to Florida in a year but I currently live in NY --rational ghey (send a message) 22:22, 28 April 2010 (UTC)
<crickets & tumbleweeds> PACODOGwoof, bitches 09:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
Louisiana. Commence Jokes in 5. Tyrannis (talk) 14:16, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
Jokes? Dude, I'm in Arkansas. Do you live in the Big (gr)Easy? (wow that's a lame one, even for me) PACODOGwoof, bitches 16:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
Baton Rouge. I visit New Orleans for my father's job's Christmas party, and occasionally to visit the aquarium. Yes, I've been to Bourbon street, but never Mardi Gras. I go to Baton Rouge's Mardi Gras, slightly tamer. Where in Arkansas do you live?
Fortunately I live in the one area of the state that is not a completely conservative intellectual backwater, Fayetteville. Woo Pig Sooie! PACODOGwoof, bitches 15:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
But yeah, I think we are it. Tyrannis (talk) 15:56, 23 June 2010 (UTC)


Liberal edits to liberal pages will result in you being blocked for being a liberal for an amount of time to be determined by the student advisory panel. Please discontinue and go read a Bible and more CONservapedia before contributing further to the Tim Tebow article. Conservative Punk (talk) 05:28, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

Lol, I hope you know my sock was only kidding. Peace! Gooniepunk2010 Oi! Oi! Oi! 05:51, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
I know"any publicity is good publicity"-some jerkoff PACODOGwoof, bitches 06:01, 29 April 2010 (UTC)


--Fuck you motherfucker (talk) 02:03, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Pat on the back[edit]

Nice job on the dog article. I can't believe you actually were able to make one that's on-mission. Lord of the Goons The official spikey-haired skeptical punk 03:51, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks. When I first found the "cat" article and clicked on "dog," and was redirected to "cat," it sorta became a personal mission for me :) PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:11, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

re: Conservapedia essay:Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?[edit]


"Instead of being Darwin's poodle, Senor Dawkins could finally be Darwin's fearless chihuahua" it's fucking personal. PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:02, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

How about he could be a fearless terrier stealing Ken's boiled hot dogs? ħumanUser talk:Human 04:07, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
Now he's added a picture of Chuck Norris to the article. And I count about 300 edits over the last 20 hours resulting in thisimg. I am beyond amused, and I am genuinely concerned about the mental well-being of this guy. Where's Andy on this? PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:45, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
Most of us are concerned about Ken's well-being and wish him the best of professional guidance. Oh, and for "capture" to work here, I think you have to add the page to capturebot's list somehow. ħumanUser talk:Human 05:53, 23 May 2010 (UTC)
I'm seriously, this is fucking sad...I don't know squat about capturebot but I wanna learn...any education that you care to give me would be appreciated... I'm looking thru the help pages and not finding much yet...PACODOGwoof, bitches 06:07, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

Vandal Bin[edit]

04:52, 27 May 2010, Pacodog (Talk | contribs | block) moved (Talk) to vandal bin () (moron) (parole)
Being a moron isn't grounds for vandal binning, he only made 3 edits to an article. Just encourage to take to the talkpage and use the vandal bin for proper vandals/trolls. This guy is just.....a moron. Acei9 10:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)


Horrible. Keegscee (talk) 04:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Thank you for the feedback! PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:44, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Nicer than the feedback i got rational homohey 05:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Pacodog - was a little confusing is all. Ignore Keegscee. Homo - stop bitching, you dug your bed now sleep in it. Acei9 05:24, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Please feel free to reword it if you can...I'm totally new at this and I was definitely having trouble figuring out how to make it clear and concise. PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Don't be "eager" to write a WIGO. Don't try to "scoop" a half-formed story. Just take something you find funny, ironic, or moronic, and write it as you find it so, with difflinks. Don't worry if it's lame, many more lame WIGOs went before you. Asking for feedback (besides the voting) is indeed noble. ħumanUser talk:Human 06:48, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I wasn't really "eager," I just saw the obvious lie and felt like it needed to be WIGO'ed. I've been lurking around for a couple of months now. I just want to make sure I'm doing it right. PACODOGwoof, bitches 06:57, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
Paco is a noble sort. Acei9 07:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

Happy aniversary of your birth[edit]

Party animal.gifParty.gifYmca.gif The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 05:13, 31 May 2010 (UTC)

You just totally made my day. Thanks man. PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:49, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
No probs, so long as you had a good one. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 05:57, 31 May 2010 (UTC)
I drank a beer case of beer in your honor over the weekend, bud. Cheers. Silent Tadpolesexes your brain 00:51, 2 June 2010 (UTC)


For the default-sorting. That sort of grunt work should earn a brainstar or something. ħumanUser talk:Human 07:22, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Ah, don't mention it. I actually enjoy it in a geeky kind of way. PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:09, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Yeah, but we're supposed to say nice things to people who do good work and not ignore them, eh? Creating an atmosphere of collegiality and all. You enjoy it, that's great. I liked it, so I telled ya. ħumanUser talk:Human 08:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, man. I dig this site and I'm glad to make it a little moar better. PACODOGwoof, bitches 08:20, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
Nice compliment, Human. This is part of an initiative to provide appropriate feedback on feedback. ConcernedResident omg ponies!!! 16:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Hello Pacodog[edit]

How goes your summer? AnarchoGoon Swatting Assflys is how I earn my living 00:26, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Well, I've been better to be honest. Me and my girlfriend of the last six years broke up and she took Paco the Dog with her. And I've got a houseguest here for the summer and he's kind of a tool. And it's hot as hell down here. But I've still got my health and shit could be way worse, so I can't complain (even though I just did). I will be glad when autumn arrives. How goes it with you? PACODOGwoof, bitches 04:54, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Wow. Sorry to hear that your summer has not gone well. Minus all this goddamn rain, my summer has been very fun and very busy. The Spikey Punk I'm punking my punk! 05:00, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
Meh, hard times come and go, no big deal. I'll bounce back, as always :) Going through RW articles and putting punctuation marks inside quotation marks makes me happy. :P PACODOGwoof, bitches 05:06, 15 July 2010 (UTC)