Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2010

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41Presumably needing lebensraum, Hitler finally gets a foothold on a talk pageimg. Update: Hitler is defeated, and the diff is oversighted. NEIN! Ze diff ist kaput, but Der Führer vill remain for a zouzand yaz!img
41Um... Andy... what does Al Gore's presidential race and Nobel winning achievements have to do with abortion betrayal?img As the song goes, "One rant at a time, sweet Jesus..."
45Ken is really committed to the Richard Dawkins Projectimg, and prepared to generate 50-100 article titles!!img for it. At some point he will become so ill that no one will be able to ridicule him.
-1Andy thinks that the Polar Music Prize is only given to over-the-hill rockersimg, such as Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Joni Mitchell, BB King, Led Zeppelin...
20Ken is under the impressionimg that Conservapedia is singlehandedly responsible for decreasing acceptance of evolution in Canada. Despite their valiant efforts, 58% of Canadians accept evolution as fact.
43Somehow this editimg causes Jpatt to respond in this fashionimg.
191How come no one seems to know about this best selling video game called "Spring", which sold $500 million on the first dayimg? .. Ah, that's just Andy's humorous habit of skimming over articles and misreading them. Closure: "Thanks forimg fixing thatimg, don't know how that got in there".
64Andy answers the age old question: what is worse, drugs or liberals?img
18Jpatt seems to be using a CP headline generatorimg.
84Andy (on Conservapedia Mainpage): There's a video game that rewards you for playing as a terroristimg. Source(s): "I discussed this with a group of teenagers last week"img. UPDATE TK: Modern Warfare 2 promotes terrorism!img User: Nuh uh.img TK: Lastimg wordism!img
107Andy's knack for mathematical pedagogy on display again, as he adds to cp:Set some insightful examples of sets a bizarre anti-abortion screedimg.
76Conservapedia finishes their Bible Retranslation Project ahead of schedule today!img Wait, didn't they say they would finish it by Easter? I guess accurate timekeeping is a liberal trait.
41TK celebrates 2.5 years of the Obama Presidencyimg....15 months in. UPDATE Rather than take out the bit that wasn't in the cited article, just changeimg what the article says
35What, a new article of the year already?img But it's only the end of April, and the Evolution article was doing so well!
15All aboard the ghost train.
78User: It's probably a coincidence that Earth Day happens to be Lenin's birthday.img Andy: Since both communism and environmentalism are evil, I'd rather pretend otherwise.img Psst, Andy, look at all these other liberal conspiracies.
66When is pop-cultureimg not pop-culture?img When Ed Poor createsimg the article about "love-starved Japanese schoolgirls".
85JClarke revertsimg a wholeimg bunchimg of vandalismimg and is thanked with a five-year blockimg.
67Conservative on mainpage:img Conservapedia are bringing a friend to help write the Conservapedia anti-abortion project! Just like Conservapedia did for our Intelligent Design article! Conservapedia have friends in the pro-life movement! Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, Eisenhower, Conservapedia, Conservapedia, abortion, Conservapedia, Conservapedia! (see Semantic satiation)
66This site is growing rapidly!
68What!? The UN is using its Peacekeeping budget to pay for Peacekeepers?!img Liberal logic.
21Don't touch my Medicaid! - I'm obese, riddled with heart disease, and a proud 'Murcan (burp), and I need that (burp) Govmint health support. Unlike those (burp) trim Commie uberlordsimg. Burp.
34Somehow Buffalo Ken thinksimg that he needs the same link three timesimg in a news storyimg
-1Yup, people are gettin' more stoopidimg. For proof, see hereimg, hereimg, hereimg, and last, but certainly not least, hereimg.
55Who knew that even FOX NEWS would be too liberal one dayimg?
8Hitwin has finally evolved. Proof: It's Stalwin!img Direct link to image.
32ABORTION AND ADOLF HITLER!!!1!!!!eleven!111!img UPDATE: Ken likes itimg. UPDATE: And he's reallyimgconfused.img
31Conservative states what we all already knew: YouTube has issues with copyright claims.img Damned atheists!
59The sky falls: Andy admits that Obama might only be wrong 99% of the time.img
67Another Poor stub: "Destroying evidence is a crime."img Thanks, Conservapedia! Update: Sarcasm or parody?img Update 2: Oh boy, gotta have that pop culture referenceimg in there.
17Gee, I wonder what he is getting atimg?
94User: No offence Andy, but I think Lenski didn't pony up the dough because you're not a scientistimg. Andy: Lenski didn't make it available to anyone, so there!img User: Rubbish,img I read it yesterday! Andy: Bollocksimg did you. User: Here it isimg. Andy: That's notimg the real data. User: You can find the "real" data hereimg. Andy: WHERE'S THE DATAimg (repeat ad nauseam) That'simg enoughimg from the evilutionists. For bonus points, Andy ascertains deceit based on British spellingimg, ergo anyone writing in English is untrustworthy. C.S. Lewis, the damn liberal, would be impressed.
2Article creation tip of the day: checkimg your spelling.img
-13Ken plans to make an abortionimg out of the Creationism Evolutionimg manufactroversy. twiceimg
33Vandal:"My hundreds of friends and I are going to attack your site constantly." Conservative:Web traffic is up! Hooray!img Bonus laughs DouglasA "No Ken, thisimg is how you write a headline."
19Wait a second!!! We thought this was a conservative site. Instead TK dissesimg Obama for not providing enough government hand-holding! Whatever happened to letting the poor simply pull themselves up by their bootstraps?img
24In TK's blissful world of breathtaking ignorance, coming second is un-Americanimg.
1Thanks for the updateimg, Ken. There is simply no other way to view that YouTube video.
66Union boss quits half way through his term? TRAITOR!img....Sarah Palin? HERO!img
59This can only get better....img Alright, fess up, who was it?img
53Now crashing into a car that cuts across the road in front of you is a Hollywood value.img
42TK invokes Godwin's criticise those who invoke Godwin's lawimg
70Andy in one sentence: I've never heard of it, therefore it can't be prominent.img UPDATE: Andy is now arguing with a corpse, thanks to TK's tasteful intervention.img So Andy gets another "last-wordism" trophy. UPDATE DEUX: It remains a Minor collegeimg - interesting how the fact that its newly-created article's main problem is a lack of citations,img apparently. UPDATE TROIS: TK deletes and protectsimg the UCL article: "Contrary to Community Guidelines." Apparently Ed Poor's unfinished movie review in the mainspaceimg is a perfectly good encyclopaedic entry however.
91Apparently, Liberal's David Lloyd George is still in 10 Downing Street.img I wonder if Labour's Gordon Brown knows?
44Andy posts a story about Democrats rushing to the Republican sideimg, ignoring the very next sentence in the article which states not to read too much into the statistic as "[i]n 2008, we saw just the opposite."
-51Healthcare "reform" failing in Massachusetts? JPatt seems to think soimg, and he honestly may be on to something.
15TKimg, the dumbshit.
61Conservapedia now features a "Weekly Image Not in the Liberal Media".img But wait... what's this? Or is ABC not liberal?
71Ed Poor "knows" he's right.img No further discussion required.
67Oh no, how on earth will we defend ourselvesimg with a mere 1,550 nukes?
28I'm sorry, but how many years did Samuel Alito and John Roberts serve in the military?img Ohhhh not appointing veterans IOKIYAR!
38We hate both Hollywood Valuesimg and grammar!
141Dear Andy. I was sorry to hear that I have died yet againimg (The presidents of Brazil and Argentina say "hi" by the way!). I was relieved to see you on the Colbert Report last year, up to then, having never seen you in public I was entirely unaware you even existed! And as for the US intelligence reports, I promise to drop dead the moment they find those WMDs. Your friend, Fidel xx
108This is just pathetic Andyimg. Taking advantage of a suicide of a gay wrestler to push your political agenda.
88Walt Disney, Charles Schulz, Scott Adams, Karajou?!img
18MOARimg Hitlerimg
73Let us celebrate this glorious day through prayer and rejoicing criticising Google.img UPDATE: If you Google it, it will come.img AND AGAIN: Andy: Fucking Googleimg
45What an unfortunateimg comparison Ken
-12Andy trumpets on the Main Page "and most of the remaining 8 books is finished"img... and this from a man teaching a writing course.
67Hans Christian Andersen becomes the latest entry on Andy's "obscure list".img
86 This work of art is not to my tasteimg, so obviously it's the work of atheists!