Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/May 2010

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You read it here first, folks! The EU is going to fall apart because they don't believe in God.^img

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Andy's creation of insightful new terms continues apace! Last week it was Censorability^img, now it's Open source conservative^img! Will they license their content with the GDFL? Will they get Eric S. Raymond on board?

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In Rob Smith's alternate universe^img: "Commander in Chief to skip honoring veterans and the nations (sic) war dead by not attending ceremonies at the Arlington National Cemetery." In our own corner of the multi-verse (AKA, the article Rob cites): "Obama will appear at the Abraham Lincoln National Cemetery outside Chicago, the White House said."

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"Barack Obama (is) hoping to clean up the Gulf of Mexico oil spill by throwing a lit cigarette on it and setting it afire."^img The More You Know!

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Now out in paperback. The Does X have Machismo? Series^img. Available at all good stockists. Now. Olé! Olé! Olé!

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Ken starts out work on his Anti-socialism project^img. Answering the big questions in life, such as 'Do Socialists have Machismo?'

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Actor Gary Coleman dies of 'Hollywood Values', claims Andy^img. "Is that really the case?"^img, asks an editor. "It says so at various unspecified websites on the internet, so obviously it's undeniable^img. I'm just guessing, but that's how I read it anyway"^img, says Andy.

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Rather than search for rational, albeit complicated, answers that explain the origin of the species, become a Christian - it's easier (AND YOU GET GIFTS)^img

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While touring the Gulf oil spill area, Obama was photographed inspecting the beach. He obviously wasn't dressed to clean up the area. Therefore he is only pretending to care.^img

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An ophthalmologist says Richard Dawkins does not correctly understand how the eye works, therefore God created everything.^img

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Ken: "I am strongly considering doing an open letter to Richard Dawkins at Conservapedia... ...I would have to charge him to debate me as I would do for all other peddlers of nonsense. I think I might cut him a break and only charge him $50 an hour... ...Perhaps, if he agrees to the debate, the hispanic ladies might finally believe he has machismo..."^img 'Nuff said.

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After Ken substantially improves^img the "Socialism" article, it's finally^img eligible for Article of the Month^img. First things first though...^img

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RobS with a typical reading comprehension fail^img, then on to blatant conservative deceit. Last week, a year ago, meh. Whatever.

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Andy has a brilliant new concept, "first discovered here (at Conservapedia)"^img, and the stupidity of which we are proud to say was first discovered here at RationalWiki—censorability^img. Most exciting of all, it can be quantified! Just like those pillars of erudition Quantifying Mental Strength^img and Quantifying Openmindedness^img.

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A report covering 2000-2008 shows some naughty goings on at the Obama Mineral Management Service.^img

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Ken launches a stinging attack:"Rationalwiki lacks machismo!!"^img Later... "Hahaha I showed them! They didn't even mention homosexuality...!"^img(Which someone with real machismo would certainly do....)

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Richard Dawkins officially becomes a clown.^img

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Sarah Palin did interviews? What interviews!^img

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Rob Smith removes ambiguity by ....creating more ambiguity^img

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Despite his radical islamic beliefs, Osama Bin Laden is in fact an atheist.^img

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So what if he was the principal author of the Declaration of Independence^img...what has he done for us lately!?

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Conservapedia has long been advertised by Andy as a learning resource, but think-tank?^img Andy loves it and is ready to solve the country's problems!^img The WayBack Machine is up and running: User: 188 suggested this three years ago!^img Oh what a way you've come!

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Well-known internet user and intellectual heavyweight Ken applies his famous brain to one of the most important questions of our time - "Does Richard Dawkins have machismo?"^img Update Someone points out <capture>Ken's complete crap to Andy^img. Ken responds, explaining that any gentleman failing to grasp the nuance and humor of his essay must surely not be true conservative! Meds kick-in, and Ken's response is subsequently oversighted. Hooray! Still 0 in (diagnosed) mental health problems.

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What is this Evolution nonsense? It's completely bloody useless!^img

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More Worst College Majors fun: go away^img and shut up^img! Is Johnfranklin a Conservative parodying a reasonable person^img? Ken hears him and a Religion degree is now useful if from a conservative college^img. Andy: "This blog is not about sources dummy, it's about our random opinions^img". More: Please stop pointing out my stupidity.^img

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Conservatives still want to water down the Bill of Rights: Senate candidate Rand Paul (Tea Party-KY) says that in the interest of "freedom of speech" Americans should have tolerated segregation, and Andy thinks the predictable uproar is all a big liberal smear over a "hypothetical question^img" that the Paulspawn got wrong, so wrong.

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It's okay if we're the ones using Stalinist tactics. CP attacks a newspaper for using the "Stalinist tactic" of airbrushing"^img, but uses the Stalinist tactic of declaring your opponents to be mentally ill^img.

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It's always about abortion: Andy cites a source that says the Democrat won on local issues, with the Republican rejected for running on a national conservative platform, but he ignores his own source and says it's all about abortion^img. Bonus: Isn't "pro-life democrat" an oxymoron,^img Andy?

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A little truth^img comes in. How long until the oversight?

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Ken sez "atheism is something I just can't understand...^img therefore it must be the work of Satan!^img"

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Ken calls TK out on his complete bullshit^img Update TK barks at Ken and takes a swipe at...PJR?^img Of course TK, being the deceitful monkey-brained freak that he is, oversights the lot.

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Karajou doesn't know what he's trying to say. Morgantown, West Virginia's Dominion-Post dubiously airbrushed out three Democrats from a bill-signing photo in a misguided effort to not unfairly increase their exposure as they seek re-election, and Karajou calls out the rag for "lying"^img b/c airbrushing is Stalinist and politically correct (unless it's Sarah Palin in Newsweek).

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Andy continues his "in the past people built cool stuff^img in religious countries^img" series with ~~London~~ Tower Bridge^img, which according to Atheist Wikipedia is often mistakenly referred to as London Bridge. Update: Rcgallup: Andy's wrong^img, PatrickP: "Don't most Englanders call it that anyway?^img", Andy: I agree, and cite those ~~nursery rhymes~~ hymns with photos in them"^img; far more reliable than the MSM! And apparently the real London Bridge is in Arizona now, but Tower Bridge is in London!^img UPDATE Not wanting to be overlooked amongst this stupidity,Ken jumps about, waves his arms and shouts 'look at me!'^img

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Our favourite Conservapede decides that what CP needs isn't a Welcome^img template, but rather a Please Fuck Off^img template

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Ed creates yet another pointless piece of pop culture^img before engaging himself in some light chit-chat^img.

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Kowardjou reverts an edit because it explains that their quote mine doesn't mean Richard Dawkins agrees with Hitler^img, only to read it again and realise that the editor shows that Dawkins actually agrees with Stalin and Pol Pot too!^img

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CP in a nutshell: 'I have no idea what it is, but I'm against it!'^img

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Liberal Democrat candidate lies about serving in Vietnam -- CP's response: Headline news!^img (along with^img famous draft-dodger Dick Cheney's endorsement of Meg Whitman); Conservative "family values" Republican Congressman admits to affair, resigns his office -- CP's response: crickets chirping

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No, this^img is not the equivalent of the FBI Incident.

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Pointing out that Obama's birth name couldn't possibly be Soetoro^img is not just bigotry, it's liberal bigotry!^img

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What's that Andy? A study finds no correlation between class size and learning^img? But it does when you want it to^img?

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Andy again, this time doing some slight tweaking^img to a list of undesirable college majors he found on the net.

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Andy doesn't understand the difference between correlation and causation: stop saving energy, or you'll decrease our lifespan^img. Maybe he would've liked the health care bill better if it had included subsidies for SUVs.

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Slack-jawed head-scratching, because nobody there--certainly not Jinx McHue^img--can remember a time when a partisan conservative hack ever acted out or illegally surveilled because conservatives don't do mean things. "I meant hack e-mail, which is the worst!" Jinx would say if he could talk, but he can't, because he's a robot who types under a name that screams parodist.

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Outrage as schools ask for money to pay teachers^img.

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Karajoke's at it again: food safety regulation is an appalling government intrusion into people's bodies^img and the 'Right to Buy Whatever I Want', yet it is "unfortunate^img" that the government cannot force a husband and wife to ditch condoms in their bedroom because there is no 'Right to Privacy'. Contradiction? Na, never.

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Andy's new double standard: Why don't liberals criticize the Great Wall of China^img?

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Andy's latest what-the-fuckery: "England is not really very English: In parts of inner-London, the schoolchildren who not speak English as their first language now exceed three-quarters. In its entire nation, including all the rural areas, one-sixth of schoolchildren do no speak English as their first language."^img UPDATE: ther, I fixd iT^img

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The heart-felt letter^img from the mother of a victim of conservative homophobia may be a copy-and-paste job, but Karajerk's response^img is not: "You are a hate-filled bigot who sides with everything God is against"^img. Way to show some Christian Love, you sack of shit.

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An early Christmas present from Ken. Saving us a heap of trouble, our favorite Conservapedian conveniently provides one stop shopping for all his greatest idiocy.^img

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Andy the educator on the entire spectrum of politics, Abortion/Christianity fully encompasses everything^img. Andy the educator on his claim that teachers unions don't teach kids to read, Fuck off!^img

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TK = Joe McCarthy gone green^img?

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A Christian cross that atheists had been attacking in courts for 10 years was stolen. Therefore, it was stolen by atheists^img.

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One gets^img the^img impression^img Andy^img doesn't^img like^img Elena^img Kagan^img

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Andy: 'where are the liberal senators' Mother's Day tributes?'^img Here? Or how about here?

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Conservapedia: Drill^img, baby^img, drill^img! If only so we can accuse Obama^img of destroying our coastal ecosystems! But Andy, we thought God "served the creature"? Bonus: the referenced article says the opposite of what Rob thought.

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Respect your mother...because God commands it!^img Can't think of any other reasons then?

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The only noteworthy application of linear algebra Andy can think of: Analyzing Liberal style on Wikipedia^img.

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Wouldn't want to resort to rap music^img to promote nonsense, now would we?

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Ken proposes^img a multimedia "Dawkins is a clown" contest, soliciting art, music and essays on this important topic.

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And so the fun begins...Andy is on a mission to redefine the term 'landslide'^img UP THE DATE: Despite the lack of overall majority, it's still a landslide.^img

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Andy on Mainpage (six hours or so before the polls close): Socialists are going dowwwwwn in an historic end to liberal policies! The English press says so!^img British press, Andy, British press...plus, he's citing a Malaysian newspaper. UPDATE TK: "Conservatives win"^img, meanwhile, back in reality, only 3 seats have been declared. ANDY UPDATE, NOT BEING CONDESCENDING AT ALL: ~~Kiss my red, white and blue ass~~ Welcome back to the special relationship!^img

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Tea party failing to kick ass?^img Well of course, it's conservative says Andy.

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Today's logical fallacy, an implied Argumentum ad Populum^img

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User: "Ken, your broken news item doesn't tie up with the source you provided.^img" TK: "Well, perhaps this non-sequitur will answer your question, weasel?"^img

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CP Sysop RobS^img on normal editors: "Milk 'em".

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TK bans British Columbia.^img Or at least, bans all BC DCCNET users.

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Andy applauds^img as Conservatives seem set to win a massive and significant victory in Britain - the land of atheism! Jimmy22: "Uh, it's kind of normal for power to alternate between Labour and the Conservatives, and the polls indicate no overall majority." Andy:"Liberal denial! The media is conspiring to downplay this unprecedented landslide!" Jimmy22: "But, look at the numbers!" Andy:"Conspiracy! Open your mind!" JacobB:"I'm sick of your talk talk talk. Have a vacation^img."

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Conservapedia tries to get Psygremlin's CPMonitor blog taken down. But we thought it was only liberals who did nasty things like censorship!? Update: They failed!

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Andy, in full-on douchebag mode, blames Spain's unemployment on... gay marriage^img. Makes perfect sense.

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TK Mk 1: "European Socialism, which systematically purges all traces of Christianity from the system there, all religious tolerance whatsoever, in the name of homogenization, and a desire to not offend Muslims."^img TK Mk 2: "Belgium bans the Burqa!!"^img

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In order to promote Andy's hatred of violent movies^img, he skips over SIX references to a student's attraction to thriller NOVELS! and suffered from "mental illnesses that were exacerbated by a lifetime of bullying and harassment."