Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2012

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April 2012[edit]


With no sense of irony, Andy accuses Wikipedia's editors of displaying "self-centered belief systems and behavior."img


Andy can't see why he must provide references for his bullshit, because "Would anyone ask Jesus for a reference after telling the parable of the Prodigal Son?"img


Ken: "For the recordimg[ record redactedimg ]"


Andy yet again denies an inconvenient fact:"Obama is not actually president"img.


Conservapedia does not mix hearsay with citations to legitimate factual contentimg, says the man who cites dinner conversationsimg. Although, in fairness to Andy, CP:Lemon test contains no factual citations


Resident crank and "Prophet" Maratrean reappears at Conservapedia after a long hiatusimg, to invent his own "logical fallacy"img, which coincidentally happens to be committed by atheists only


Andy touts on the front pageimg the fact that a new book discusses Conservapedia at length in the first few pages. Did he bother reading those pages?


Are shrimp conservative?img


Andy: We've always been atimg war withimg Eurasiaimg lovedimg Mittimg Romneyimg.


Andy posts a scathing criticism of Obamaimg for saying "me" when he meant "I," right above another news itemimg identifying the recent Secret Service prostitution scandal as having taken place in "Columbia."


Asking for references is to be a slave to hearsay.img Andy approves.img


Sunday mysteries are back!!img In other news, Andy's still butthurt about Santorum throwing in the towel.


Wikipedia: "Mathematical physics refers to development of mathematical methods for application to problems in physics."
Conservapedia: Founder adds 'mathematical physicist' to list of oxymoronsimg because they don't agree with himimg.


A potentially epic battle between two high ranking sysops is sadly missed,img only because Terry Hurlbut never bothers to look at anything but his next MPR edit and his Ayn Rand fancruft. Exciting update!: Ken notices this very WIGO and takes action!img Perhaps we'll see a reckoning?


One sees such article and what can one say but... "Ken."img


So we can either know where the GPS satellite is, or how fast it's moving, but not both?img
Response: That's odd. I'm going to need a reference.img
Andy: It just makes senseimg


Rick Santorum, theimg trueimg conservativeimg candidateimg thatimg Andyimg hasimg beenimg cheeringimg forimg weeksimg, suspends his campaign.
Andy's response: throw Santorum under the bus, pull out some crap he wrote two years agoimg and proclaim 'Conservapedia proven right!'.img


Andy Logic:
1) Castro is really dead.
2) Lamestream media claimed he is alive and met with the Pope.
3) Three weeks later, Miami Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen is suspended for admiring Castro's longevity.
Conclusion: God has a sense of humorimg.


It's official! Obama is no longer a godless commie, but probably Muslimimg. Hell, he even whacked his Islamic brothers, bin Laden & Khaddafi after defeating that limpdick McCain.


Britain's decline as a major power has less to do with the effects of wartime Lend-Lease agreements, and everything to do with atheism and socialism,img according to the Trusworthy Encyclopaedia.


Andy again displays his lack of Biblical knowledge.img Aren't all Christians claiming adoption into the family of God? Even Creationists call Satan a "Son of God."


Andy refutes one of the best experimentally confirmed theories of physics with cake: "Eating a pound of cake does not cause one's energy to increase by the speed of light squared."img Somehow, every physicist of the last century missed this. UPDATE Andy: "Folks, E=mc2 seems to be based on politics rather than physics."img