Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/February 2012

February 2012[edit]

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Andy: Conservapedia is right, even when it isn't^img.

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Andy: Will conservapedia be proven right^img? Looking good^img but ... uh-oh ... something's wrong ... too close to call^img! That'll do. Oh wait, better trim this^img. But wait... Santorum may still have more delegates!^img (without citation) and anyway, the teabaggers really really like him!^img

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Andy (Feb 27th): For policial reasons the lamestream media is not reporting the important fact that school shooter was a Facebook user^img.
Andy (next day): *deletes information about Norwary massacre killer being an anti-Muslim, anti-immigrant right-wing extremist that specifically targeted country's ruling liberal party*^img (Information about the killer liking to play World of Warcraft untouched.)

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The latest school shooting tragedy has nothing to do with guns and everything to do with Facebook.^img (and not a prayer for the victims in sight.)

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Andy: someone else guessed the same guess that ~~I guessed~~ we guessed; Conservapedia proven right!^img

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Andy shows us why it's stupid to look at the world through only a biased liberals v. conservatives myopic political lens^img

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Men and women look different, therefore how on earth can liberals expect them to have the same aptitudes?^img

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Andy: "The purported proof of Fermat's Last Theorem would be an example of liberal math.^img"
User: "What would be an example of Conservative Math?^img"
Andy: "Godel's Incompleteness Theorems, and liberals ostracized Kurt Godel for it.^img""Bertrand Russell, a leading leftist of that time, was humiliated by Godel's insight, which was conservative in how it debunked intellectual arrogance.^img""A liberal claims to know almost everything. A conservative recognizes that the liberal actually knows almost nothing of value.^img"

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Stupid atheists are wasting time and money searching for a Grand Unified Theory of physics even though ~~Andy's bizarre, nonsensical interpretation of an Iron Age text~~ Genesis says that's impossible^img. Biblical scientific foreknowledge FTW!

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Tiger Woods: Liberal Media Icon^img

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Creationist idiot vexed by Poe's law^img. Kendoll forgets Kotomi T was Conservapedia's favourite sysop.

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Having obliterated the mean old Lamestream Media, Andy Schlafly takes on the next target^img.

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Joaquin's upset about something in Syria and it's Hillary Obama's fault [1]^img. Remind me,who are supposed to be the good guys again?

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Shame on those desperate Rinos who declared Romney the winner in Maine before all the votes were counted^img. Conservapedia declaring Santorum the victor in Colorado early in the evening - Conservapedia proven right yet again!^img

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And with football season over, time for Andy to gush over Jeremy Lin^img.

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In Andy's universe "Britain was just fine with Hitler running over neighboring underdog countries."^img Why? Because liberals.^img

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Andy secretly hopes that he will one day be that lucky woman.^img

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Andy^img: "College math is not completely immune to liberal influences that have destroyed other subjects like physics."

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Andy: "Many books and movies illustrate the lack of upward social mobility in Britain, from Mary Poppins to Charles Dickens' writings"^img A prize to whomever can guess what in the fuck Andy is talking about.