Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2011

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September 2011[edit]

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Kenny shits on Andy's MPR post with some nonsense.^img Just another day at CP

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Jpatt is outraged at the death of another Al Qaeda leader who was killed " without rights or due process."^img

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Ken pens an ode to himself.^img

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Ken, stick to things you know,^img like bestiality. No, really.^img

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And now the $20,000 question: Is User:Conservative a coward?^img (spoiler, the answer is yes^img)
Update:"lastly I^img[ am a coward]"^img

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Title of Ken's newest article: Denmark, Sweden, evolutionary belief and bestiality^img. (Comment not necessary)

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Random User: Pfft. Shlockofgoat is popular? Thunderf00t has thousands and thousands more subscribers^img.
Kendoll: Ah, but Thunderf00t's subscribers are all uncharitable mass murderers^img. Jebus said so.

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How things get done: Um, Andy, hello^img? Hello^img? HELLO^img?! Andy's reply to all this madness? Thanks for archiving!^img Update: A rather special archive too, by the looks of this^img

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Finally, Andy introduces faster-than-light neutrinos as a 37th counterexample to relativity.^img

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Conservapedia loses all hope and credibility as bestiality makes the mainpage.^img Well done Ken!
Update: Ken himself removes^img the bit after 5 hours and 48 minutes (making bestiality's moment of triumph 2 hours and 12 minutes shorter than the reign of the Flying Kitty).

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Has Ken gone too far ? Conservative has been blocked twice and keeps unblocking himself^img

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Andy on Ken and Karajou: "Meritorious edits, of which (they) have tens of thousands, obviate the need for a first name and last initial."^img

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The liberal media covers up earthquakes because they prove a Young Earth^img

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Andy: Let's quantify metaphysics!!^img
Brought to you by the quantificator of faith, idolatry, openmindedness, mental strength, order, vulnerability to atheism, and censorability.

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User: Andy, why aren't you reporting these suicides resulting from homophobic bullying?^img Andy: Why not read our very own example of homophobic bullying...^img

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Straight from the Pony's ass^img: Do evolutionists lack MA-CHEESE-MO? No.^img

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Clearly Steve Carell was snubbed for the 6th year in a row because he was involved in making one of the greatest conservative shows ever!^img Lousy liberals!

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Ken: "We silenced the heathens!^img they sat timidly as we dribbled 15 questions on them!
User:I was there, you silenced everyone with the mute button.^img
Ken (in only 4 edits):Nuh uhhhh...^img
User:You need to stay on subject, you're not going to convince me that I'm lying about this^img
Ken (in only 6 edits):continues to gibber^img
User:Remember when we had a topic?^img
Ken:well just tell me when Penn will debate^img
User:What does this matter?^img
New user:back on point, why not take the problem head on?^img
Ken goes to his corner to celebrate another victorious debate!^img

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"September 17 is Constitution Day. Think any liberals pay attention to it?" says Andy... On September 18th^img.

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Ken: "Fat people are atheists and are dumb" SharonW: "I'm not an atheist, but I am fat, smart and a Christian.^img You're the master debater, so let's debate about it. Ken: (panicking) "Uh...um....I think I will decline at this time.^img

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A vandal hits 50 articles.^img
Loyal sysops Ken and Hurlbut continue to edit their pet articles, completely ignoring the attack. Vigilance!
JPatt signs in and blocks the offender, then reverts 6 articles^img before calling it a day. Dedication!
An hour passes before Andy signs in and silently cleans up the mess himself.^img Leadership!

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Andy: WND quotes Conservapedia's definition of the Tea Party Movement!"^img Question is, where did Conservapedia get their definition from?

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Blah blah blah something about floods^img again.

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Andy on pedagogy: "For your homework, please complete the revision guide without which you can't do your homework."^img

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Four references for two sentences^img. Karajou makes up for CP's lack of sourced statements all in one go!

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Clearly consistency isn't Ed's strong suit^img. If Casino Royale had been about a football coach with an eleven-year old daughter on the other hand...