Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/September 2011

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September 2011[edit]

45Kenny shits on Andy's MPR post with some nonsense.img Just another day at CP
40Jpatt is outraged at the death of another Al Qaeda leader who was killed " without rights or due process."img
55Ken pens an ode to himself.img
80Ken, stick to things you know,img like bestiality. No, really.img
95And now the $20,000 question: Is User:Conservative a coward?img (spoiler, the answer is yesimg)
Update:"lastly Iimg[ am a coward]"img
90Title of Ken's newest article: Denmark, Sweden, evolutionary belief and bestialityimg. (Comment not necessary)
85Random User: Pfft. Shlockofgoat is popular? Thunderf00t has thousands and thousands more subscribersimg.
Kendoll: Ah, but Thunderf00t's subscribers are all uncharitable mass murderersimg. Jebus said so.
133How things get done: Um, Andy, helloimg? Helloimg? HELLOimg?! Andy's reply to all this madness? Thanks for archiving!img Update: A rather special archive too, by the looks of thisimg
121 Finally, Andy introduces faster-than-light neutrinos as a 37th counterexample to relativity.img
105Conservapedia loses all hope and credibility as bestiality makes the mainpage.img Well done Ken!
Update: Ken himself removesimg the bit after 5 hours and 48 minutes (making bestiality's moment of triumph 2 hours and 12 minutes shorter than the reign of the Flying Kitty).
60Has Ken gone too far ? Conservative has been blocked twice and keeps unblocking himselfimg
154Andy on  K e n  D o l l  and Karajou: "Meritorious edits, of which (they) have tens of thousands, obviate the need for a first name and last initial."img
166The liberal media covers up earthquakes because they prove a Young Earthimg
161Andy: Let's quantify metaphysics!!img
Brought to you by the quantificator of faith, idolatry, openmindedness, mental strength, order, vulnerability to atheism, and censorability.
168User: Andy, why aren't you reporting these suicides resulting from homophobic bullying?img Andy: Why not read our very own example of homophobic bullying...img
90Straight from the Pony's assimg: Do evolutionists lack MA-CHEESE-MO? No.img
101Clearly Steve Carell was snubbed for the 6th year in a row because he was involved in making one of the greatest conservative shows ever!img Lousy liberals!
95 K e n  D o l l : "We silenced the heathens!img they sat timidly as we dribbled 15 questions on them!

User:I was there, you silenced everyone with the mute button.img
Ken (in only 4 edits):Nuh uhhhh...img
User:You need to stay on subject, you're not going to convince me that I'm lying about thisimg
Ken (in only 6 edits):continues to gibberimg
User:Remember when we had a topic?img
Ken:well just tell me when Penn will debateimg
User:What does this matter?img
New user:back on point, why not take the problem head on?img
Ken goes to his corner to celebrate another victorious debate!img

170"September 17 is Constitution Day. Think any liberals pay attention to it?" says Andy... On September 18thimg.
125 K e n  D o l l : "Fat people are atheists and are dumb"

SharonW: "I'm not an atheist, but I am fat, smart and a Christian.img You're the master debater, so let's debate about it.

Ken: (panicking) "Uh...um....I think I will decline at this time.img
50A vandal hits 50 articles.img

Loyal sysops Ken and Hurlbut continue to edit their pet articles, completely ignoring the attack. Vigilance!
JPatt signs in and blocks the offender, then reverts 6 articlesimg before calling it a day. Dedication!

An hour passes before Andy signs in and silently cleans up the mess himself.img Leadership!
40Andy: WND quotes Conservapedia's definition of the Tea Party Movement!"img Question is, where did Conservapedia get their definition from?
158Blah blah blah something about floodsimg again.
40Andy on pedagogy: "For your homework, please complete the revision guide without which you can't do your homework."img
-20Four references for two sentencesimg. Karajou makes up for CP's lack of sourced statements all in one go!
75Clearly consistency isn't Ed's strong suitimg. If Casino Royale had been about a football coach with an eleven-year old daughter on the other hand...
135Andy, September 3rd: "A "hate crime" is a liberal invention to try to criminalize politically incorrect attitudes, by making some crimes "worse" than others based on the views of the person committing the crime."img
Andy, September 7th: HAAAATE CRIIIIIIIME!img
50Andy on teaching: "For your homework, please tell me what I should have taught you"img
5TerryH: "Dead man declares war on astroturf movement!"img
70How dare Obama use jobs as political pawns!...says Conservative, moments after using jobs as political pawns.img
150User "I'd like to add some facts to the atheism page, can it be unlocked?"img

Andy "I suggest that you echo number of edits in last $ww times 10 seconds = $y. Thanks."

User WTF?img
158ANDY: "Liberals don't use the word "Flood" because it's a Biblical term.img"
REALITY: His source used the word "flood" or variants 16 times.
95 Foolish Liberals frequently use ad hominem to attack their opponents, in lieu of their ideas.img Fat,img suicidal,img mass murdering,img depressive,img uncharitableimg Liberals.
110Andy: "Awesome news for those of us who care about Family Valuesimg, folks! You can now kill teh gayz and don't have to worry about doing no time in pokey!img"
60Terry seems to be intent on makingimg MPR into Stormfront.img
30

USER ANDY, LOOK AT ME, I found out we broke the August 2008 record for page viewsimg
ANDY Good Jobimg
 K e n  D o l l  Yeah, great, go away.img

Jealous Ken?
135Behold: the Schlafly-approvedimg Conservative Dictionary Projectimg. George Orwell facepalms in his grave. Update: Andy announces the birth to the world...img and still nobody's fixed the glaring spelling mistake. Just another day on CP.