Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/October 2011

October 2011[edit]

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Andy: Loss of power^img due to a snow storm (which disproves climate change) is a liberal plot to ration energy. Why? Because liberals.

-6

Spreading Christianity and Creationism, Ken Style: "We will swing the axe,^img kill you dead,^img burn down your house,^img and finally bomb the shit out of you!"^img

125

...then an irony singularity was formed^img.

104

Andy digs up an inspirational story^img from two years ago, but forgets to do the followup. What's that called again? Due dilligence?

16

Ken asks the hard-hitting question^img that everyone else is too smart to ask.

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These "fiscally insane" San Franciscans built a wheelchair ramp for half a million dollars^img in a historic building just because they don't want to get sued by a woman that couldn't get to work any other way! Pah, equality!

186

Ken: You should know Greek and Hebrew to translate the Bible!^img
Andy: No, I've got Google!^img
UPDATE:
Ken: Andy, "you once said on this wiki that you hate to admit to being wrong. That is not a good characteristic to have.^img
Andy: <capture>What matters more? Worrying about my nonexistent expertise or keeping the Bible in line with our politics?^img
Ken: Your World History lecture is a good example that you can't admit being wrong.^img

35

Massive earthquake hits Turkey; His Andyness dances^img on 432 graves.

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Those Libyan rebels, they should treat murderous despots with more kindness^img

152

User^img: Mr. Schlafly, I can't help but notice you equate weather and climate. This is an egregious error on a basic distinction of concepts.
Andy^img (exact quote): "Colder weather is evidence that the Democratic claims of a crisis of global warming are false."
Karajou^img: BANNED!

50

The Article Matrix is becoming impossible to manage^img.

130

Article: MSNBC is losing viewers, probably to Current TV. Andy:^img MSNBC is losing viewers to Conservapedia!

53

How Andy writes Conservapedia: 1.Know nothing at all about a subject. 2. make up something that is politically expedient.^img 3. ??? 4. Profit.

46

Here at Conservapedia, there are only two types of people, mutts and purebreds^img.

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Student Rep: Sir, we have concerns of your grading...^img
Andy: You're just nitpicking.^img
Student Rep: You still haven't answered us. You're being unprofessional and your competency is questionable.^img
Student#2: I also wish you would address the issues.^img
Andy: Here's my answer: TRIM.^img
Student#2 Put that back!^img
Student Rep: Why are you burning the evidence, Sir? Isn't it your job to teach?^img
Andy: I'll run my own course, thank you. Godspeed.^img
Student Rep: Why are you such a terrible teacher, Sir?^img
Student#3: Here's some more wrong answers you gave full marks, Andy...^img
Andy: Thanks for your concerns, I am deeply gratef- Hah, kidding! Fuck you, TRIM.^img
Student Rep: Why do you delete our concerns rather than answering them?^img
Andy: TRIM^img and BLOCK^img

146

Andy^img (exact quote): "The colorful beauty in autumn foliage cannot be appreciated by things that cannot see, such as trees as well as most mammals. The theory of evolution cannot explain it, and indeed denies that it could exist. Yet it does."

37

A Muslim woman is paid $75,000 in a settlement because the school district denied her unpaid leave to attend Hajj. Do you know whose fault this is? That's right, it's Barack Obama's fault^img

58

MPR in August: "You wouldn't believe these news^img about Obama's uncle! Please think bad things about Obama himself now!"
MPR in October: "Emilio Estevez,^img what a great guy!"
User: "And what a great family^img he has!"
Andy: "Gossip!^img
Taj: "In my opinion, it doesn't really matter^img who his brother or father are, he cannot be held responsible for their actions, any more than any of us can control what our adult relatives chose to do."
Andy: "Exactly!^img Only a complete jerk would try to hurt somebody's reputation through his relatives' issues!"