Fun:A Commie in My Closet

There's a commie in my closet,

There's a Cuban in the hall,

There's a fascist in the dresser,

There's a Nazi on the wall.

There's an immigrant in the bathtub,

There's a Mexican at the door,

There's a Muslim in the kitchen,

There's a liberal on the floor.

A Commie in My Closet, a Republican poem.

See also

• Godwin's Law
• Islamophobia
• New World Order (what them lib'ruls are actually up to)
• Racism
• Red-baiting
• Republican Party
• Xenophobia