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Communists of that time lumped all their authoritarian enemies together under the label "fascist." Today, continuing this usage, many people use the terms Nazi and fascist interchangeably. Since very few true Nazis are still living (although there are a few neo-Nazi groups), the term is often used more generally in reference to various authoritarians, especially those who focus on hate, racism, or grammar; though brandishing the term Nazi around to anyone who disagrees with you in a haphazard fashion rather diminishes the atrocities committed by the Nazi regime.
The myriad of influences leading up to the rise to power of the Nazis are well documented, but there are also many topics which are hotly debated. Oswald Spengler's historical determinist book The Decline of the West is cited as an "intellectual" influence although his work was later banned by the Nazis because he dared to criticize them, and because he rejected anti-Semitism. Spengler also rejected racism and found the idea of racial superiority laughable, since the work that the Nazis loved had eight dominant cultures (called 'high cultures'), only two of which were actually European. Ironically, his other book, Prussiandom and Socialism, provided a basis for their view of socialism. Germanic romanticism and national mysticism, as expressed in Wagner's operas, the Wandervögel youth movement (which was outlawed by the Nazis, too), and German occultist movements like Ariosophy, are also cited as precursors. More hotly disputed is the extent to which Nietzsche may have been an influence, but his sister Elisabeth was an early and enthusiastic supporter of Hitler's and helped the Nazis to claim him as one at least in name; some allege that certain potentially racist turns of phrase found in contemporary editions of his works (most famously, the "splendid blond beast of noble race") were added by her after his death.
A more immediate precursor was the state of Germany after World War I, when the country experienced hyperinflation and economic collapse during the Weimar Republic period, and suffered under the international sanctions imposed after the war. The predecessor to the Nazi Party, a tiny group of a few dozen individuals calling themselves the "German Workers' Party", was founded in 1919 by an unimaginative nobody called Anton Drexler. Hitler, at that time a military man, was given the task of spying on this group, but decided to take it over instead. Years later, he came to power promising to restore Germany's "might" after this period of national pessimism, and effectively manipulated the recent popularity of Germanic romanticism to his advantage. This proved to be irresistible to some segments of society who were quick to fall for demagoguery blaming "the Jews" and other sinister forces for Germany's plight. The NSDAP's brand of "national socialism" was seen by conservatives and business elites as a favorable alternative to Bolshevik communism, which had a strong following among the German working class, while many businessmen feared it might overtake Germany. The influence of socialism within the NSDAP is also hotly debated; there was a faction within the party, the Strasserites, that took the "socialism" part of National Socialism seriously, but they were violently purged from the party soon after Hitler consolidated his power.
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Nazis and occult craziness
The Nazis were also proponents of Horbiger's Cosmic Ice theory which held that the stars were made of ice. They also imagined they had superior intelligence, which seems a bit at odds with the previous sentence.
They contended that the novel "Spring in Atlantis" ("Frühling in Atlantis") by Edmund Kiß (or Edmund Kiss) was based on truth - that the Aryan race was descended from Atlanteans (or if they did not originate in Atlantis then it had to be something similar and northern called Thule), which was later overrun by inferior races. The Waffen-SS (the paramilitary wing of the NSDAP) employed a team of archaeologists searching for proof of these theories, similar to that featured in the Indiana Jones films.
On a political spectrum
Nazism is more complicated than fascism when trying to place it on a political spectrum. The majority of scholars identify Nazism, in practice, as a bizarre form of right-wing extremism. Many Nazis were advocates of third positionism when it came to economics. This meant that they were opposed to both socialism (especially communism) and capitalism, despite many being advocates of the right to own private property. Where they differ from capitalists and conservatives (when it comes to economics) is that they openly advocated a kind of symbiosis between the state and big business, where the state would favor certain companies (German-owned, of course) in return for them doing favours to the state. Basically, the Nazis openly endorsed crony corporatism, whereas most modern-day conservatives and right-wingers oppose it, at least in theory.
Notable Americans try to push Nazism to the other side of the political spectrum, or deny that Nazism was truly right-wing. While it's obvious that Nazism is completely different from the politics of their own party (in that Nazism is much further to the right with its advocacy of anti-Semitism, genocide, misogyny, etc.) that does not mean it wasn't right-wing. Its form of right-wing politics, however, is removed from the vast majority of today's mainstream conservatism (neoconservatism should tell you that quite blatantly).
In any case, Nazism was primarily concerned with Aryan racial purity and territorial conquests. Racism and imperialism were its defining features. Like most imperialist regimes, conquest was done to benefit the population of the imperialist power, in this case the German volk. Lebensraum existed for fear that Germany was on the brink of starvation and needed resources. As such, German motives for invading Poland, Russia, etc. were equally racist and imperialist. The need for Germany to expand was commonly defended by Germans with the belief that Slavs and Jews were destined to be serfs for Aryans, and the extermination of Slavs and Jews was defended by Germany's perceived need for land and resources.  It cannot be stressed enough that this type of thinking was frighteningly common among other Western powers. It was only their aggressive pursuit of war and genocide that made them special. In terms of economic policy, the Nazis were unremarkable and very much inside the mainstream. Therefore, if someone does not aggressively support war and genocide, then no matter what side of the political spectrum they're on, they shouldn't be compared to the Nazis.
Religion in Nazism
The role of religion in the ideology of the NSDAP has been a much discussed and controversial question. Hitler made a distinction between "master religions" and "slave religions." According to Hitler, Master religions would help the Aryan master race to dominate other races. Religions which preached love and tolerance would hinder the master race in dominating others:
“”Hitler extended his rationalizations into religious doctrine, claiming that those who agreed with and taught his 'truths,' were 'true' or 'master' religions, because they would 'create mastery' by avoiding comforting lies. Those that preach love and tolerance, 'in contravention to the facts,' were said to be 'slave" or 'false' religions. The man who recognizes these 'truths,' Hitler continued, was said to be a 'natural leader,' and those who deny it were said to be 'natural slaves.' 'Slaves,' especially intelligent ones, he claimed were always attempting to hinder masters by promoting false religious and political doctrines.
Basically people either had to agree with Nazi-type religion or had to be treated as slaves, and so-called slave religions were persecuted.
The claim by some that Nazism is an atheist ideology can be rejected out of hand. Nazism includes many near-mystical elements drawn from several different types of religion, and the early Nazi party was also involved in several direct conflicts with freethinker groups in Germany as early as the 1920s. This hostility continued after Hitler took power in 1933 when atheist movements were banned in Germany; however, it is worth mentioning that at least a few members were atheists, namely Martin Bormann, who was openly anti-Christian,[note 1] and some others were probably religious, as Heinrich Himmler (though he was more into German paganism). It is important to note that Nazism is first and foremost an ideology, and thus will attract people from many different backgrounds.
On the other hand. the opposing view that Nazism is essentially based on Christianity is not very credible either, although this is a much more complex issue. Elements and themes drawn from Christianity often figured prominently in Nazi propaganda, but these were invariably twisted to fit with the National Socialist context. Overall, it is probably better to see Christianity as carrying out a legitimizing function for Nazism, rather than as a part of its ideological foundations. Eventually, however, a specifically National Socialist brand of Christianity evolved, known as Positive Christianity.
From a political perspective it would also be outright wrong to categorize Nazism as a movement based on pushing Christian viewpoints, due to the popularity of the German Centre Party with the German Christians of the time. If Hitler were really so eager to push a Christian agenda an alliance with the German Centre party would have occurred. On the other hand it should be noted that it is undeniable fact that the CDU/CSU (a successor to the German Centre party) had a fair share of success thanks to the fact that former Nazis were in their ranks that successfully attracted other Nazis to vote for them.
On a more practical level, the Nazi ascension to power in 1933 resulted in the unification of the Protestant regional churches in each of the 28 federal states into one church known as the Deutsche Evangelische Kirche (German Evangelical Church). This new church was from the beginning dominated by the strongly pro-Nazi Deutsche Christen ("German Christian") movement, whose leader, the theologian Ludwig Müller, was also appointed as the first Reichsbishof. However, strong political and theological conflicts inside the Church and waning interest from the Nazi leadership prevented the DEK from ever assuming any prominent role in the Third Reich, and it had faded from significance by 1935. Many smaller Protestant churches remained outside the Deutsche Evangelische Kirche, and in 1934, many of these joined together in the movement known as the Bekennende Kirche (Confessing Church), which aimed especially at opposing the influence of the Deutsche Christen. Although many of its members were against the unification of the churches for theological or confessional reasons rather than anti-Nazi as such, the Bekennende Kirche were seen as an opposition group by the Nazi government and were eventually persecuted, especially after 1937.
Some Roman Catholic Church clergy attempted, ineffectively, to oppose the Nazi regime. Other clergy, the "Brown Priests" or braune Pfarrer were party members. Members of parliament from the Catholic Center Party voted for the crucial 1933 Enabling Act that gave Hitler dictatorial powers, after Hitler gave a speech praising the role of religion in the German state. Despite all this, some people seem dead-set on convincing themselves that the Catholic Church in general or Pope Pius XII were somehow complicit in the Nazi crimes.
Hitler seems to have used a mixture of beliefs to justify Nazi ideology, depending on what suited him at the time. This mixture included more or less conventional Christianity, borrowings from Nordic mythology, pseudoscience, and a belief in Germany's and his own personal spiritual predestination for greatness. While he was disdainful of religion in his private life, he did make substantial efforts to accommodate Christian belief as a way of reconciling the German establishment to Nazism. Indeed, he referred to himself publicly as a Christian, yet on a personal level he didn't really care about theology - he was mainly interested in fulfilling his ordained role in history as Führer.
Interestingly, Heinrich Himmler, the Reichsführer of the SS, thought that Islam was compatible with Nazi ideology. He stated that "It's a religion that promotes the warrior and the war - and it promises sex in the afterlife." Many Bosnian Muslims, Arabs, Africans, and Indians joined the SS and fought for the Germans throughout the war. On the other hand, many Bosnian Muslims helped Jews during the war, and the Albanian Muslims were so good at hiding Jews that not a single Albanian Jew was killed in the Holocaust. Only one other country was capable of keeping all of its Jews from the Nazis, and that was Bulgaria. It is very likely however that most Muslims weren't that much influenced by Hitler's existence because the division between Arab socialists and Islamists left little room for nazi ideology to develop, as there is only one party that takes direct influence from Nazi ideology in the Islamic World, the Syrian Social Nationalist party, which was unsurprisingly created by a Greek Orthodox Christian.
Allegations of US and church cooperation
Nazism in the United States
In 1936, the German American Bund (also known as Deutsche amerikanische Bund or as it called itself, Amerikadeutscher Volksbund) was founded after the dissolution of a smaller pro-Nazi group, Friends of New Germany (which itself was founded by the merger of two even smaller groups, "Gau-Nord Amerika" and the "National Socialist Teutonia Club"). Led by German-born Fritz Julius Kuhn, a naturalized US citizen, it attracted attention to itself by holding marches with members in Nazi uniforms displaying Nazi banners, organizing boycotts of Jewish businesses, and running resort camps in New York, New Jersey, Wisconsin, Illinois, California, Indiana, Michigan, and Pennsylvania used for both pro-Nazi rallies and training the children of members in an Americanized version of the Hitler Youth. The largest of these was Camp Nordland in Andover Township, New Jersey, covering 204 acres.
While the organization is not known to have received any funds from Nazi Germany, it did reportedly receive propaganda literature through the German Railroads Information Office, which had offices in the USA. Despite the fact that Kuhn liked to promote himself as an "American Führer," Hitler himself didn't like the publicity the Bund was attracting to itself, perferring that the USA remain isolationist. The height of the group's organization was a 1939 rally in Madison Square Garden, billed as a "Mass Demonstration for True Americanism," where an estimated 20,000 people attended. An estimated 100,000 protesters, many being Jewish war veterans and German-Americans who opposed the Nazi regime, held a demonstration outside. (One protester was beaten by Bund goons when he rushed the stage during Kuhn's speech.) Despite the arrest and imprisonment of Fritz Kuhn for embezzlement of the Bund's funds shortly after the rally, he was still held in high regard by his followers. It wasn't until the US entry into WWII that the group finally disbanded. Kuhn was arrested as an enemy agent after serving his sentence for embezzlement, and held in an internment camp in Crystal City, Texas for the duration of the war. His U.S. citizenship was later revoked and he was deported to West Germany, later dying in Munich in 1951 at age 55, both unrepentant and nearly forgotten.
The first serious pro-Nazi group in post-WWII USA was the American Nazi Party (originally "World Union of Free Enterprise National Socialists"), later known as the National Socialist White People's Party, founded in 1959 by George Lincoln Rockwell, a U.S. Navy commander of both WWII and the Korean War, who had worked as a commercial artist, sign painter, cartoonist, photographer, advertising agent, and magazine publisher. Rockwell's group, which never had more than an estimated 100 dues-paying members, made a splash in the media with rallies and marches of men in Nazi uniforms, as well as professionally designed propaganda (often the work of Rockwell himself) that promoted the party's philosophy, which included one the earliest accounts of Holocaust denial. His popularity included an interview for Playboy magazine in 1966, and an extensive speaking tour at American colleges, where he was invited to speak about his extremist views. Rockwell's two attempts of running for public office (as a write-in candidate for President in 1964 and an Independent candidate for Governor of Virginia in 1965) ended in embarrassing defeats. He was fatally shot in 1967 at age 49 by a purged ex-member of his party in an Arlington, Virginia laundromat parking lot. Without Rockwell's leadership, the party eventually fractured into a number of smaller groups, but his writings still influence Neo-Nazis of today.
While there a number of miscellaneous Neo-Nazi groups scattered about the USA, the National Socialist Movement (NSM) is one of the few that can be rightly called a political party, since it has run candidates for office. In January 2009, as part of the Adopt-A-Highway trash cleanup program, they sponsored a ½-mile section of US 160 outside of Springfield, Missouri. The state legislature later renamed it the "Rabbi Abraham Joshua Heschel Memorial Highway", after the Jewish theologian who marched alongside Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. during the Civil Rights campaign.
Nazism in Europe today
See totally not also: Alternative für Deutschland which has nothing to do with this topic; we don't know how it got here. Honest.
The Nazi party, the swastika and essentially everything associated with Nazism, such as the Celtic cross, are currently illegal and banned in Germany as well as in several surrounding countries such as Austria and the Netherlands. Buildings in Germany and Austria that once displayed swastikas or other Nazi symbols that survived the war have been extensively cleansed of such imagery, if not torn down completely. The exhibition and distribution of Nazi propaganda films, such as Triumph des Willens (Triumph of the Will) and Der ewige Jude (The Eternal Jew), is prohibited in Germany, with the exception for use in academic situations, and exhibitors must have formal education in "media science and the history of the Holocaust." The sale of such films is prohibited in Germany, Austria, Italy, and France.
Germany has even changed the part of its National Anthem "Deutschlandlied" ("Song of Germany") officially sung. Instead of the lyrics proclaiming "Deutschland, Deutschland über alles/Über alles in der Welt" ("Germany, Germany above everything/Above everything in the world"), only the third stanza is used, beginning with "Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit/Für das deutsche Vaterland" ("Unity and justice and freedom/For the German fatherland"). However, it should be noted that already in Weimar times all three stanzas were the official German anthem and only the Nazis commonly shortened it to only the first stanza being played. Contrary to popular belief, the first stanza is in no way illegal and the legal ground for anything being the national anthem is shaky at best, as it is not based on the constitution or any act of parliament but two exchanges of open letters between the (figurehead) president and the chancellor; first between Adenauer and Heuss (the first holders of these offices) and then between Kohl and von Weizsäcker (the holder of said offices upon reunification).
It should be noted that the first verse of the "Deutschlandlied" contains a geographical description of Germany that, while accurate at the time this song was made, is nowadays widely inaccurate, as it spoke of Germany reaching up to the Memel. Nowadays this river flows through Belarus, Lithuania and Poland. Performing the first verse of this song wouldn't sit well with people of any of the three above mentioned countries.
The Nazi party anthem, "Horst-Wessel-Lied" ("The Horst Wessel Song"), also known as "Die Fahne hoch" ("The Flag on High"), once performed throughout Nazi Germany on par with the national anthem, is now banned in both Germany and Austria, except for educational purposes.
In popular culture
Endless multitudes of artistic works have contained references to and parodies of the the Nazis, and as an utterly humorless form of totalitarianism reeking of unwarranted self-importance, Nazism became the perfect target of works of satire, including:
- The film The Great Dictator (1940) by Charlie Chaplin. The title character is "Adenoid Hynkel", the Dictator of "Tomania".
- The book Snorre Sel: En Fabel i Farger for Barn og Voksne (1941) by Frithjof Sælen was a satire of Nazi Germany and was translated into several languages (e.g., Snorri the Seal: A Fable in Colors for Adults and Children). The Nazis belatedly attempted to confiscate all copies in occupied Norway where it was published.
- The children's book Yertle the Turtle and Other Stories (1951) by "Dr. Seuss" (Theodore Seuss Geisel) tells the story of a turtle who proclaims himself superior to all the others in the pond. In various interviews, Seuss stated that Yertle was a representation of Hitler.
- The film The Producers (1968) by Mel Brooks, with its play-within-a-film (and later play-within-a-play) "Springtime for Hitler".
- The film Snide and Prejudice (1997) is set in a mental hospital where patients are allowed to express their delusions by posing as historical members of the Nazi party. True to form, the patient posing as "Hitler" attempts to consolidate his power.
- "Hitler reacts", a YouTube meme based on a scene in the film Downfall (2004) (German title: Der Untergang) where Hitler blows a gasket and loses his shit on his subordinates (based on actual events, as described by survivors present in the Führerbunker at that time). For this meme, the parodist simply takes the unsubtitled clip from Downfall and adds humorous subtitles (that naturally do not reflect what Hitler is actually yelling about in the scene), making it look to people who read the subtitles - without paying attention to what's actually being yelled in German - as if Hitler is reacting to whatever the parodist wants.
- Adolf Hitler
- Hitler and evolution
- World War II
- Holocaust denial
- Christian Identity
- White supremacy
- The I Was Not a Nazi Polka, The Chad Mitchell Trio
- California State University: In Our Own Backyard: Resisting Nazi Propaganda in Southern California 1933-1945
- Actual, literal grammar Nazis
- Short documentary on the German American Bund's 1939 New York Rally
- National Socialist and Christian concepts are irreconcilable. The Christian churches build upon man's ignorance and endeavor to keep the greatest possible number of people in a state of ignorance. For it is only in this fashion that the churches can maintain their power. National Socialism, on the other hand, rests on scientific[sic] foundations. Christianity has certain unalterable principles, established nearly two thousand years ago, which have petrified into a system of dogma that is even further removed from reality. National Socialism, on the other hand, if it is to fulfill its purpose, must forever be brought in harmony with the latest results of scientific inquiry.[sic]
- Those high cultures were specifically the Babylonian, Egyptian, Chinese, Indian, Mexican (Mayan/Aztec), Classical (Greek/Roman), Arabian, Western or "European-American" societies.
- See the Wikipedia article on Godwin's Law.
- Or to give it its full, and rather clunky, Germanic title: Frühling in Atlantis: Roman aus der Blütezeit des Reiches Atlantis, which roughly translates as Spring in Atlantis: A Novel about the Flowering of the Atlantean Empire (1933).
- See for instance: Nicholas Goodrick-Clarke, Black Sun: Aryan Cults, Esoteric Nazism and the Politics of Identity (2002); Vanessa Ward, Nationalist Uses of the Atlantis Myth in a Nordic Framework, Pseudoarchaeology Research Archive (PARA) Research Paper A-10, January 26, 2008; Alicja Bemben, Rafał Borysławski, Justyna Jajszczok and Jakub Gajda (eds.) Cryptohistories (2015), particularly "Chapter Ten, The Riddle of Thule: The Search of the Crypto-History of a Racially Pure White Utopia"; Manfred Nagl, SF, Occult Sciences, and Nazi Myths, Science Fiction Studies, Volume 1, No. 3, Spring 1974.
- Fritzsche, Peter. Germans into Nazis, Cambridge, Mass.: Harvard University Press, 1998; Eatwell, Roger. Fascism, A History. Viking-Penguin, 1996. pp. xvii-xxiv, 21, 26–31, 114–140, 352; Griffin, Roger, "Revolution from the Right: Fascism," in David Parker, ed., Revolutions and the Revolutionary Tradition in the West 1560-1991, London: Routledge, 2000
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-2q-QMUIgY Crash Course World History #220, World War II, A War for Resources.
- See the Wikipedia article on Nazism#Religion.
- Trial of the Major War Criminals before an International Tribune, Nuremburg War Trials
- "My feelings as a Christian points me to my Lord and Savior as a fighter. It points me to the man who once in loneliness, surrounded by a few followers, recognized these Jews for what they were and summoned men to fight against them and who, God’s truth! was greatest not as a sufferer but as a fighter." - Adolf Hitler, April 12, 1922 Munich speech
- Besier, Gerhard and Francesca Piombo: The Holy See and Hitler's Germany (2007)
- Kevin P. Spicer: Hitler's Priests: Catholic Clergy and National Socialism (2008)
- See, for example, this biased and selective website
- John Cornwell's
disaster hack jobbook Hitler's Pope: The Secret History of Pius XII is probably the most prominent example.
- Hitler's Renegades, by Christer Jorgensen
- "Bund" (pronounced "booned") is German for "federation."
- No relation to the Green Party politician with a similar name.
- A camp was planned for the Kettletown section of Southbury, Connecticut, but construction was prevented after local residents who opposed the Bund had the zoning laws changed.
- Click Magazine: "The Nazis In America", August 1938
- A fictionalized version of the Bund was depicted in the 1939 film Confessions of a Nazi Spy.
- Coronet Magazine: "Hitler Despises German-Americans", April 1941
- Number taken from Arnie Bernstien's book Swastika Nation: Fritz Kuhn and the Rise and Fall of the German-American Bund
- Sources identify this man as Isadore Greenbaum, a 26 year old unemployed plumber's assistant and former Merchant Marine from Brooklyn. He was later fined $25 (roughly $430 when adjusted for inflation) for Disturbing the Peace.
- Footage of German American Bund activity
- US Holocaust Memorial Museum: German American Bund
- FBI Records: German American Federation/Bund
- Failuremag.com: Fritz Kuhn and the German-American Bund
- Virginia apparently refused to allow the terms "Nazi" or "National Socialist" in names of incorporation, so the group's official business name was "George Lincoln Rockwell Party, Inc."
- Number taken from a declassified 1965 declassified FBI monograph on the American Nazi Party
- 1966 Playboy interview of George Lincoln Rockwell
- Promotional poster for Rockwell's 1965 run for Virginia Governor
- George Lincoln Rockwell 1965 Virginia Gubernatorial Promotional film (WARNING: Racist language)
- His 1964 write-in campaign for the Presidency netted 212 votes, and he finished fourth out of four candidates in his 1965 Virginia run with only 5,730 votes, or 1.02% of the popular vote. He ran as an Independent because the Virginia electoral officers refused to allow the terms "Nazi" or "National Socialist" to be used on the ballot. He did, however, use "Vote White" as his campaign slogan.
- Murderpedia article on John Palter
- Death of an Arlington Nazi, Northern Virginia Magazine
- The quasi-religious organization New Order, led by former Rockwell follower Matthias "Matt" Koehl (1935-2014), is considered to be the "official" successor to Rockwell's group. Another Rockwell follower, William Luther Pierce (1933-2002), would later found the National Alliance.
- Their best showing at the polls was in 2010, when Jeff Hall openly ran as an NSM candidate for a seat on the Western Municipal Water Board in Riverside County, California, finishing 2nd of 2 candidates with 27.66% of the votes. The following year, Hall was murdered by his own son.
- Jewish Times; "Highway To Heschel", May 30, 2013
- His daughter, Prof. Susannah Heschel, objected to this.
- Geoff Walden's website "Third Reich In Ruins"
- see this section of the wikipedia article on the details
- The common way was to play the Nazi party anthem after or before the first stanza of the Lied der Deutschen
- The song's melody has been appropriated with different lyrics by a number of Fascist organizations, such as "Comrades, the Voices (of the Dead Battalions)" by the British Union of Fascists, "Banners of the Above" by the USA-based All-Russian Fascist Organization, and "Raise the Banners" by Greece's Golden Dawn.
- In Chaplin's 1964 autobiography, he wrote that if he knew of the horrors at the concentration camps at that time, he couldn't have made the film.
- Hitler Downfall parodies: 25 worth watching: Subtitled parodies of Adolf Hitler's last days in the Berlin bunker, as depicted in the 2004 Second World War film Downfall, have become one of the web's most enduring memes (7:00AM BST 06 Oct 2009) The Telegraph.