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Albert Einstein (which means Albert Onestone - haha, this liberals think a stone is smart) was a famous German Helvetian stateless American Jewish physicist.[1]

Due to liberal propaganda, he was considered as a genius during much of the 20th century. In 2011, an experiment involving neutrinos proved that he was a fraud all along. Or if it wasn't a fraud [2] it was to do with the New World Order or something.

Relatively this is MURDER[edit]

He is famous for formulating the special and general theory of relativity, which is a liberal term for relativism. Relativism means that you agree with abortion because you think that killing a baby is not as bad as the death of an elder. Einstein wrote some things about time warp to support baby murder: according to Einstein, you can be older than your twin, which means there is no absolute chronological standard to measure "real" age. All of that was written only for the purpose of murdering babies.

Lightspeed is constant[edit]

Einstein worshiped lightspeed, which, in his eyes, had to be constant, untouchable. This was obviously a way to deny the all-mighty Godspeed.

Einstein thought that the speed of light did not depend on the direction. Later, professor Maurice Went proved that the light used in experiments that confirmed Einstein's views was made of Jewish photons. Maurice Went proved that honest, Christian photons have different speeds because they know they are slower than Godspeed. You can recognize Jewish and Christian photons by studying their polarization.

Famous quotes[edit]

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
—Finally coming to terms with his condition.
The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish."[3]
—Typical liberal propaganda feeding our children lies.
My position concerning God is that of an agnostic. I am convinced that vivid consciousness of the primary importance of moral principles for the betterment and enoblement of life does not need the idea of a law-giver, especially a law-giver who works on the basis of reward and punishment.[4]
—Denying the one true God is typical of liberals.
Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
—Exposing liberal hypocrisy from within.
The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking... the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker.
— something he may not have ever actually said

Footnotes[edit]

  1. Well, he is allegedly born in Honolulu (see Barack Obama) somewhere, but all these nationality problems show that he was suspect.
  2. BREAKING NEWS: Error Undoes Faster-Than-Light Neutrino Results
  3. Einstein's letter to philosopher Erik Gutkind after reading his book, 'Choose Life: The Biblical Call to Revolt'.
  4. http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/04/my-position-concerning-god-is-that-of.html