Fun:Argumentum ad Google ranking

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Argumentum ad Google ranking is an attempt to argue that one's position is more valid than one's opponents because a particular key word returns one's website, or search keywords, higher ranked or more often than one's opponent's website or keywords.

Unfortunately it is impossible to determine attitudes ("how many came to laugh and stayed to guffaw helplessly?").

Anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a strong link between search engine ranking and machismo.

Not to be confused with argumentum ad Google ad ranking, which is a similar argument based on advertisement ranking on search engines.

Example of the argument in action (based on actual comments)[edit]

Gentlemen! I will roll your precious diet coke, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be receiving over Operation xenomorph, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentlemen at a somewhat liberal website,

It appears as if in regards to your comments in regards to the death of evolutionism on the internet are rather childish. As pointed out by Popular Christian YouTuber Shockofgod, atheism and uncharitableness, you censor that The Conservapedia Anti-Abortion Project is picking up steam. In fact, by some time in the next quarter, it is likely RationalWiki will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Illinois is gathering steam!!! Ole! Ole! Ole! Sincerely,

KD Buffalo

As you can see, this comment by a certain gentleman at a Christian website that purports to be trustworthy in regards to the alleged obesity of the gentlemen at an irrational evilutionist evolutionist website is an excellent display of machismo. Anyone who argues like this is clearly at the top of the scale, and will likely impress the Christian Spanish and Indian ladies, whereas militant atheist Señor Dawkins will likely have sand kicked in his face by the Hispanic ladies! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL! LOL!