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Fun:Argumentum ad Google ranking

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Argumentum ad Google ranking is an attempt to argue that one's position is more valid than one's opponents because a particular key word returns one's website, or search keywords, higher ranked or more often than one's opponent's website or keywords.

Unfortunately it is impossible to determine attitudes ("how many came to laugh and stayed to guffaw helplessly?").

Anecdotal evidence suggests that there is a strong link between search engine ranking and machismo.

Not to be confused with argumentum ad Google ad ranking, which is a similar argument based on advertisement ranking on search engines.

Example of the argument in action (based on actual comments)[edit]

Gentlemen! I will agree your precious university, enabling me to destroy atheism on the internet. You should all be recollecting over Operation leak, which will likely give Conservapedia a top result on a certain search engine starting with G.

Gentleman Kels!

In regards to your comments, I find your criticisms are less than indicative of an obsessiveness with Conservapedia. In regards to evolutionism and deceit, you haven't shown that Richard Dawkins refused to debate a creationist. In fact, by this December, it is likely Question Evolution! will have lost all vestiges of credibility. :) :) :)

Rest assured, Operation Pamplona is gathering steam!!! I might have been talking with a prominent blogger who assures me it's likely that something big or small may or may not be happening in the near or distant future or past!

Sincerely,

David Jensen

As you can see, this comment by a certain gentleman at a Christian website in regards to the uncharitableness of the gentlemen at an evilutionist evolutionist site is an excellent display of machismo. Anyone who argues like this is clearly at the top of the scale, and will likely impress the Christian Spanish and Indian ladies, whereas militant atheist Señor Dawkins will likely have sand kicked in his face!