Fun:Conservapedia, The Musical/Ban a little, talk a little

Parody of "Pick a little, talk a little" from The Music Man. See the original performed here.

Original lyrics

For reference purposes.

[Refrain]
All women together: Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Cheep cheep cheep, talk a lot, pick a little more
[Three times]
Pick a little, talk a little, pick a little, talk a little
Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep

Woman 1: Professor, her kind of woman doesn't belong on any committee.
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but she advocates dirty books.

"Professor" Harold: Dirty books?!

Woman 2: Chaucer!
Woman 1: Rabelais!
Mayor's Wife: Balzac!

Woman 1: And the worst thing
Of course, I shouldn't tell you this but-
Woman 2: I'll tell!
Woman 3: The man lived on my street, let me tell.
Mayor's Wife: Stop! I'll tell.
She made brazen overtures to a man who never had a friend
In this town till she came here.

Woman 2: Oh, yes, that woman made brazen overtures
With a gilt-edged guarantee
She had a golden glint in her eye
And a silver voice with a counterfeit ring
Just melt her down and you'll reveal
A lump of lead as cold as steel
Here, where a woman's heart should be!

All women together: He left River City the library building
But he left all the books to her
Woman 2: Chaucer!
Woman 1: Rabelais!
Mayor's Wife: Balzac!

Parody

Not done yet.

Karajou: Just ban them now, and you'll reveal
Ames! A sockpuppet, which cannot feel
Here, where a person's soul should be!

Karajou: Gays!
Sysop 1: Liberals!
ASchlafly: Evolution!