Fun talk:Conservapedia, The Musical/Ban a little, talk a little

Anyone with a sense of rhythm willing to help? Radioactive afikomen ^{Please ignore all my awful pre-2014 comments.} 00:08, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Move?

I was thinking of putting all the songs here, but I'll leave it to the individual authors. CЯacke® 15:41, 23 June 2008 (EDT)

Ladies Chorus

My brain gave me this for the chattering Sysopps.

"Block a little, lie a little
Block a little, lie a little
Ob-fu-scate, 
lie a lot, block a little more."--WaitingforGodot 10:46, 8 July 2008 (EDT)

Here's an idea...

I'm still rather new, so I don't know all the history and happenings, ergo some names may need to be changed to be more fitting, or statements likewise, but I couldn't let such an amusing bit of Fun sit unfinished. So, how about something like this:

All Sysops, preferably in falsetto:
Ban a little, lie a little, ban a little, lie a little,
Ob-fu-scate, burn it all, ban a little more
[repeat thrice]
ban a little, lie a little ban a little, lie a little,
De-lete, de-lete, de-lete, de-lete

ASchlafly: Aha, you see, you've revealed your personal believes; after all,
who doesn't quote the bible in their posts? Now, we'll ban you, and keep our site pure.

ClementB/DrCB/DirkB/etc. (prefereably, some combination of "real" users & socks): Who, me?

(Pointing in random directions and yelling)
Conservative: Gays!
Karajou: Evlolutionists!
ASchlafly: Liberals!

Karajou: And that one! He mentioned "billions of years"; I'll ban!

Conservative: Ah, and he fixed our "evidence"; I'll ban!

TK (in the background): And whoever I want, I'll ban!

ASchlafly: Stop right there! I'll explain.
You blatantly showed us facts when we wanted you to repeat verbatim what I just said.
After all, if you don't agree with me and my Mysteries,
you're a Liberal, and need to open your mind!

EdPoor: Oh yes, that user made brazen assumptions,
with a logic-formed argument.
Karajou: He had evidence that I don't agree with,
And a I think he's public schooled too.
ASchlafly: Just ban them now, and you'll reveal
Ames! A sockpuppet, which cannot feel
Here, where a person's soul should be!

All the Sysops: They have a point, and we can't refute, so we'll ban and hide it all!

Conservative: Gays!
Karajou: Evlolutionists!
ASchlafly: Liberals!

It's not much, and I'm not sure where it would fit in the overall score, but there you have it. Any thoughts? SardonicMouse (talk) 02:32, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

Nice work. Given the actors, it'd probably fit around the end, but I don't remember the personal histories well enough to say. At any rate, it's one for the song pool, should anyone resume sorting. ~ Kupochama^[1][2] 05:28, 1 August 2010 (UTC)