Fun:God is bisexual
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According to Christianity, God Loves Humankind*. Logically, to truly love all Humankind, God must be Bisexual. On the 31st of September, tell this to as many "Christians" as possible, and watch hilarity ensue. Just add Fundies!
*According to Fundy Christians, "Humankind" (in this context) is defined as: White, Straight, Hate-Filled, Book Burning, Nuke loving, Xenophobic Conservative Christian Males. God loves these people, and it is okay to harm anyone not like them with the purely defensive weapon of a gun, as they are not human, and you are carrying out "God's Will."