Fun:Liberal apocalypse

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The liberal apocalypse is a nightmare scenario dreamed up by hysterical wingnuts the ongoing apocalypse started back in 2008 when a person of colour was elected to be President of the United States. It is roughly corresponding to the end of civilization as we know it.

We suspect that the case began with the conservatives losing out and liberalism taking over completely, spreading like a virus from person to person, each liberal feasting upon the intelligence of those not yet turned.

Then everything lost its value as the ascendant liberals devour the free market with their relativistic relativity-based economy. We'll be forced to burn our paper money, because it burns longer than the same amount of fossil fuel that it could buy. Your only salvation is to stockpile gold. Fortunately, Glenn Beck and Goldline can help you start your emergency reserves now.

Rape and murder is running rampant, because morals doesn't exist anymore (another consequence of relativity). Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband, because you don't want your spouse to rape people other than yourself they'll be raping everyone out there.

The scenario ends with the human population becoming extinct, because the atheists and liberals, with their lack of morals and their powerful hunger for raw meat, will start eating all the babies that they can get their hands on. And since everyone will be gay, no new babies will be born, and thus the entire human population will then starve to death.

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