Fun:List of things that are affiliated with Hamas (According to Israel)
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Ever since Hamas' attack on Israel from the Gaza Strip on October 7, 2023, it turns that a lot of countries, organizations, individuals and groups have totally outed themselves as being affiliated with Hamas all thanks to the totally not apartheid Israel! They totally aren't comitting warcrimes and targetting civilians or international organizations out of pure spite and because their crimes have been documented and are even being investigated by the ICJ for genocide.[citation NOT needed] Nahh, it's because they are all KHAMAS!!! Add to this list when Israel makes more baseless-I mean discoveries.
Totally accurate list[edit]
- Harvard University Students
- Literally any nation that voted "YES" on the UN vote that was called on May 10, 2024
- Literally any and all Palestinians anywhere
- Columbia University Students
- International Committee of the Red Cross
- International Court of Justice
- International Criminal Court
- Joe Biden[note 1]
- Rashida Tlaib
- Just about anyone who opposes their genocidal campaign or even at least tries to make the lives of Palestinians even slightly less shit
- Ireland
- Norway
- Pretty much any and all pro-Palestine protestors anywhere.[note 2]
- Slovenia
- South Africa
- Spain
- UNRWA
- United Nations
- Al Jazeera
- Paragliders[1]
- The Pope[2]
- The entire city of Gaza
- The Anti-Defmantion League[note 3]
- Jewish Voice for Peace
- Boycott, Divestment and Sanctions
- The Academy Awards[note 4]
- Sharks[3]
- Wildfires[4]
Notes[edit]
- ↑ Despite his continued arming and vocal support of Israel during his administration
- ↑ Bibi even claimed that IRAN OS FUNDIG AND CONTROLLING THEM!
- ↑ According to the Likud
-affiliated group Betar
- ↑ The Palestinian film No Other Land
won an Oscar for the best documentary feature despite its lack of legal distribution in the United States. Co-director Hamdan Ballal later was apprehended by the IDF following his acceptance of the award.
References[edit]
- ↑ "Woman slams selfish paragliders who made her think Hamas were invading Doncaster" - Metro (October 19, 2023)
- ↑ "Dispute erupts over whether pope called Gaza situation a 'genocide'" Reuters (November 22, 2023)
- ↑ ‘Hamas-shark’: Anti-Israel social media erupts in mockery & praise of shark attack on Israeli man, All Israel News 22 April 2025
- ↑ Israel Helpless Against Wildfires, Rushes to Blame ‘Terrorism’, Adil Faouzi, Morocco World News 30 April 2025