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Fun:Ten Commandments

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Preach to the choir
Religion
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Crux of the matter
Speak of the devil
An act of faith

We'll let Sesame Street's The Count take it from here.

One! One commandment...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

Two! Two commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

I don't care how much sex Baal lets you have. You're stuck with me.

Three! Three commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

I don't like my picture taken, okay? That good enough for you?

Four! Four commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

It's only six days a week, eighteen hours a day. What the problem? You get six hours off each day and then a solid twenty-four! Honestly!

Five! Five commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

Be good to mom and dad. They and I brought you into this world and we can take you out.

Six! Six commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

Don't kill anyone, bro.

Seven! Seven commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

I don't care how good Steve is in the sack!

Eight! Eight commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

Don't steal my shit.

Nine! Nine commandments...ah...ah...ah.[edit]

Don't talk shit on anybody.

TEN! TEN COMMANDMENTS...AH...AH...AH...AH...AH.[edit]

Don't ogle your neighbor's wife's ass or anything else of his. Get your own.

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