Fun talk:Conservative Shakespeare Project

I'm pleased I'm not drinking coffee or my monitor would be splattered by now. "Sleep and death are similar..." indeed. ^moral 10:25, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

I'm not sure where suggestions should be left, so I'm dumping this here. I think the true conservative translations of "Or to take arms against a sea of troubles," would be "Or to grab your assault rifle and shoot at water." or something like that. SirChuckB^{I have very poor judgement} 17:29, 30 September 2009 (UTC)

"Largely defensive weapon of knife" was a stroke of brilliance. :) Wehpudicabok 04:22, 1 October 2009 (UTC)

funny article or funniest article

I pooped a little. Zelmerszoetrop 02:00, 3 October 2009 (UTC)

Cry Godspeed

Cry Godspeed for Andy, TK and Ed Poor!

Romeo and Juliet - Age problem

In the original text Romeo and Juliet are still children (under 20). We must alter it, or else it will support Child Sexual Abuse and teen sex to the liberals. Marriage will lose it's vaule and every children will lose their virginity before 18! ZILtoid1991 (talk) 13:17, 12 August 2011 (UTC)

Love you, guys

Whoever wrote this is now a hero for me. Hilarious.

Should sonnets rhyme,...

By definition? if they do, may want to put that rhymes are removed because of [reason]? [[User:K61824|]][[User_talk:K61824|]] 23:31, 10 May 2012 (UTC)

In this case no, as the joke is that Andy's "translations" of the Bible are as artless as they are politically motivated. (Yeesh, took me long enough to reply!) --Yossarian^{Speak, Memory} 10:45, 11 July 2012 (UTC)