Fun talk:Management speak

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Er, needs some work. "Global" appears only twice, "solutions" only appears in the See Also section, and there is no mention of leveraging, synergy, partnerships, information, or team-building at all. To truly spoof management-speak it is necessary globally to leverage solutions with global team-building partnerships and sprinkle those words liberally several times in every sentence. Secret Squirrel (talk) 13:39, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

I dunno, I think it's more about style than vocabulary. It certainly makes my head spin, at least. But improvements are a global synergy-wide team effort, aren't they? ħuman 15:08, 10 July 2010 (UTC)

Not to mention a total lack of leverage. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go and leverage my core competencies in a customer-facing role. Mr Larrington (talk) 18:10, 18 October 2022 (UTC)

By the Fates!

Dear God, this is the new Steve Leftkowitz. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 04:41, 17 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt