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Kosterortiizbrock (The Blackknight Ginaman) (talk) 07:50, 12 August 2015 (UTC)


Hello! You can sign your posts by typing this ~~~~ :) BicyclewheelModerator 18:02, 23 August 2015 (UTC)

Oh, thanks dude. Anonymous user is really Andrew Schlafly in disguise 18:15, 23 August 2015 (UTC)Anonymous user

Yes it's true. All these years I've wanted revenge for the constant trolling on Conservapefia. I did everything in my power to stop it. I even called the FBI. But now I know I have not but one solution. To troll YOU User:Jakester499 (talk) To Be Continued....

Dear God, what have you done? Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 05:18, 5 October 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt

your sig[edit]

fix it. It shouldn't be claiming to be other people nor should it not have links to a userpage and talkpage--"Paravant" Talk & Contribs 02:53, 26 August 2015 (UTC)

Okay. I'll get to it. I dunno if this would work or not. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 03:00, 26 August 2015 (UTC)ZexKin

Something is weird[edit]

with your signature, you should have a look at the preferences.--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 18:18, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

I just checked. The other day I meant to ask you about why you autopatrolled my Userpage, but got stuck in class. I think either you or Paravant did it by accident. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 18:52, 10 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
Wait, I checked all the logs for my page and someone else did it by accident. How do I fix it? Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 18:54, 10 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
Well, I did not do anything to you signature. I can't do anything to your signature.--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 18:57, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
I dunno. I just checked the box that says "Sign my name exactly as shown" right now, and I never had a new signature since my first week here. Zexcoiler Kingbolt 19:09, 10 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
That is strange. Try uncheck the box and remove the custom signature.--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 19:13, 10 September 2015 (UTC)
Actually I don't have custom sigs. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 19:15, 10 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
That is really, really weird. You should probably ask David Gerard.--Arisboch ☞✍☜☞✉☜ ∈)☼(∋ 19:16, 10 September 2015 (UTC)

Are there catholic churches that are not Roman?[edit]

Amazingly enough: Yes! For example there is the Syriac Catholic ChurchWikipedia. Most of the non-Roman catholic churches are former orthodox churches which at some point in time had a faction in them recognize the supremacy of the pope in Rome (as opposed to the Pope of AlexandiraWikipedia who has claimed the title of "pope" before the one in Rome and is even called pope by Mister Bergoglio....). Religion is just so obviously made up and needlessly complicated.... And people say the expanded universe of star wars makes no fucking sense and contradicts itself... Compared to religion, this is easy night-time reading... Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 22:33, 17 September 2015 (UTC)

Thanks. It's because I am *officially* of the Roman Catholic Church, but in Mexico, well, who knows. My parents even have a small portrait of la Virgen de Guadalupe, or as she is affectionately called, La Morenita. Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 23:38, 17 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt
Yeah Latin American Christianity is at least a gallon of pre-Columbian tradition disguised as saint veneration or similar things with every ounce of Roman doctrine... Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 23:42, 17 September 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, we even have a Santa Muerte and la virgen is a combination of the Virgin Mary and an ancient Aztec sun goddess. Take that you Spaniards! We still have some of our ancient customs! Zexcoiler Kingbolt (talk) 00:20, 18 September 2015 (UTC)Zexcoiler Kingbolt

Thanks, SolPyre and KOMF[edit]

"and then Sweeney was trying, with both hands, to explain the history of the gods in Ireland, wave after wave of them as they came in from Gaul and from Spain and from every damn place, each wave of them transforming the last gods into trolls and fairies and every damn creature until Holy Mother Church herself arrived and every god in Ireland was transformed into a fairy or a saint or a dead King without so much as a by-your-leave…" From American Gods by Neil Gaiman. You reminded me of that quote. Greetings from a long lost son of Ireland. You left a question on someone's talk page about your new Autopatrolled status, by rights the one who granted it should have welcomed you but since they didn't here's a copy of the message I got when I was Autopatroled. Because of your edits to and time on the wiki, Autopatrolled has been added to your user rights. This lets you bypass most of the abuse filters, bypass the CAPTCHA, and edit more frequently. If you have questions, bleat ask away.

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And now I feel like and idiot because someone already gave you the welcome template but I didn't notice it. SolPyre (talk) 02:29, 21 October 2015 (UTC)
Ahh, don't be. I like it. At least it isn't indicating a lukewarm reception. And thanks, by the by. I was initially very confused when I saw that in the logs. Oh, and Neil Gaiman? Awesome! '''And the Sun will continue to rise, Now and Forever...''' (talk) 02:32, 21 October 2015 (UTC)

An Open Letter/Petty Rant to Ryulong[edit]

I don't know why you hate the community so much and just about say "fuck off" whenever someone has actual evidence contradicting your viewpoint. I dunno, but isn't that the existence and purpose and methodology used here at RationalWiki?! I haven't been here for more than 2 months already, and now I've been through 3 shitfests. The GamerGate page, the Zionism page that slowed the entire wiki, and then this stupid bashing in the MLP Page. And whenever you get offended, cuando el señorito aqui, quien se cree bien hombre y macho, se ofiende, vas y les dices chinga tu madre a todos. Hope you figure that out, dumbass. You know what? Forget it. I don't know why I'm arguing with a kinkshamer.

With begrudging regards, A so-called "horsefucker." You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 15:22, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

Es un jueputa... Andas perdiendo tu tiempo con el. No vale la pena Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 21:17, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Yeah, that's why I put it here and not in the Saloon Bar or the Back Alley. Como sabes que estuvo aqui?! Y ademas, esa perra Ryulong non sabra lo que escribi. You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 21:32, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Probablemente no lo va a entender.... Pero nunca se sabe... Hablar Español es un don mas comun que lo que se piense... Y bueno, tu pagina esta en mi "Watchlist"... Ando añadiendo demasiados paginas, asi que tengo un monton que leer cada vez que no he usado la compu por un ratito... Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 21:55, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Meh. Esta bien. Mi Watchlist esta repleto de pura mierda de paginas, y hasta las paginas viejas de RationalWikiWikiWiki. Y ademas, ese nipponese sabe japones y ingles, dudo que puede hablar espanol. Mejor hablamos en Maya o Zapoteco? You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 21:59, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Desgraciadaments ni Maya ni Zapoteco hablo :-( Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 22:11, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Now now, we don't need to involve anyone's mother in this. (talk) 22:01, 26 October 42015 AQD (UTC)
Oh. Okay. I use it differently, but it meant female dog. Now, if I really wanted to insult his mother (who is completely exempt from all of this) I would've added hijo de before that word. And wait, how did you know what's going on at the talk page?! You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 22:07, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Some people eye Special:RecentChanges. The wiki is small enough to keep up if you want to ;-) Carpetsmoker (talk) 22:24, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Well a lot of what happens on Recent Changes does not interest some users... Although "dummy edits" are a good way to "bump" a page on a wiki (any wiki really) you want to see more work being done on, due to many people checking recent changes and looking at your edits and maybe adding a word or two themselves... Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 22:28, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Huh. Well, I guess I better retract all those insults if I'm ever going to make it in this wiki without being blocked by a certain user. You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 22:32, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
Who'd that be? Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 23:00, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
The subject of all my hate, Ryu. You mean to tell me the tamales were spiked?! Say hi! Look here! 23:04, 26 October 2015 (UTC)
I don't know whether I should be giving you advice (age-wise that is) but having a personal enemy - especially around the Interwebz - is usually much more trouble thaen it is worth... And often enough it makes the "enemy" actually feel better not worse. And yes, I know that some would consider Mona to be my personal enemy... Truth be told, I consider her more of a nuisance; one of the nastier exhibits of a general sad tendency among some people who believe themselves to be leftist. Only that she yanks it up to eleven... But enough about that. Ryu can also be pretty annoying. And that says someone who thinks horse is a rather fine meat and a rather useless beast Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 23:09, 26 October 2015 (UTC)

Aún existes?[edit]

Hola buenas tardes. Como te ha ido? Veo que en tu pagina de discusion no hay una conversacion mas reciente que del octubre pasado... Sin embargo queria preguntar como estabas y si aún piensas que vale la pena editar RW... Yo he estado bien (mas o menos), solo que me ha bloqueado a solo poder editar cada media hora (hay un caso en el Coop acerca de eso) que en mi humilde opinion es una desgracia, pero que sé yo? Avengerofthe BoN (talk) 18:29, 8 January 2016 (UTC)

And the perceived need to rally up supporters using a foreign language makes you seem even more suspect. >.> (talk) 18:34, 8 January 42016 AQD (UTC)
Err, what happened? I haven't bee keeping up here lately. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Mierda, shit, mierda, shit, mierda, shit... Look! 01:11, 9 January 2016 (UTC)

Two things[edit]

Insertions in the middle of polls rearrange votes, and I don't think adding new options should use the 'minor' tag. Narky SawtoothNarky.png (BoN is paranoid!) 03:17, 20 January 2016 (UTC)

Sorry. My mistake. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Mierda, shit, mierda, shit, mierda, shit... Look! 05:00, 26 January 2016 (UTC)

Khorne is displeased[edit]

It's "KILL MAIM BURN" not "MAIM KILL BURN" :( :( :( Lord Aeonian (talk) 01:18, 29 April 2016 (UTC)

Nah blood, it's "MAIM KILL BURN" not "KILL MAIM BURN." Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 02:08, 29 April 2016 (UTC)
Nuh, it's KILL MAIM BURN, according to Kharn Lord Aeonian (talk) 04:23, 29 April 2016 (UTC)
How about we KILL MAIM BURN you, comrade? Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 04:33, 29 April 2016 (UTC)

My Little Pony[edit]

I hate to do this but the My Little Pony page is awful in my opinion. In its current state, it talks about the various problems with the fandom which I think is irrelevant to the actual show. I think it is possible to cull trough it but I have several reasons I think this page is non-missional. I was curious as to what your thoughts on the matter were?--Owlman (talk) (mail) 04:16, 18 May 2016 (UTC) 04:16, 18 May 2016 (UTC)

As far as being missional, if it has to stay it needs to focus on the fandom, if at least for the MRA element/SJW element that's there, as well as the R34/clop thing going around. AFAIK, the edit wars did destroy the article, but with some neutral sources and clear(-er) writing we may be able to salvage the page, though any hope I have of it staying is slim to none. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 04:30, 18 May 2016 (UTC)
Well I think you should attempt to change the narrative if you can. If it is well sourced I will defend it; the previous editors who warred over have left so I think it will stand.--Owlman (talk) (mail) 04:33, 18 May 2016 (UTC) 04:33, 18 May 2016 (UTC)
Yeah, I'll try as soon as I can. S'far as I can tell, it just needs some touching up. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 04:39, 18 May 2016 (UTC)

Don't know where else ta put it...[edit]

Uhhhh, how do I make a sandbox page? I'm thinking about making a Funspace article, so I don't know how y'all make Sandboxes.

Sincerely(?), Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 20:47, 18 May 2016 (UTC)

Create a subpage of your user page. Here's a link that will go to one. Also when you're ready to "publish" it, the proper way is to move the page with the page move function. For more information: Help:Contents, Help:New Article, Help:Page title. --Ymir (talk) 20:54, 18 May 2016 (UTC)
Thanks about that. I'll get right on it. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 20:59, 18 May 2016 (UTC)

I messed up. A lot.[edit]

Forgive my mistake. It looks like I still need to learn how to use some things right. Feel free to take necessary measures/actions, and I'm especially sorry to whoever got Autoblocked.

Sincerely, Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 22:57, 3 October 2016 (UTC)

??? Mʀ. Wʜɪsᴋᴇʀs, Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 23:11, 3 October 2016 (UTC)
There's no blocks listed under your name at Special:BlockList? Mʀ. Wʜɪsᴋᴇʀs, Esϙᴜɪʀᴇ (talk/stalk) 23:12, 3 October 2016 (UTC)

Hello fellow Californian[edit]

-ⅅℐᎯℳᎾℕDⅅℐЅC1 (talk) 01:50, 18 November 2016 (UTC)

Any of you two looking forward to the legal weed? (That's if you don't already use it with a prescription (or without one (you rebel you!))) PB (talk) 02:30, 18 November 2016 (UTC)
I tried to drink a soda on the bus... And they TOOK AWAY MY PASS!! Reverend Black Percy (talk) 02:37, 18 November 2016 (UTC)
I don't smoke weed or have any interest in doing so, but I'm glad it's legal.-ⅅℐᎯℳᎾℕDⅅℐЅC1 (talk) 02:41, 18 November 2016 (UTC)
I'm just astounded at the amount of cannabis advertisements that have exploded. There's a whole slew of it in Koreatown. Ɀexcoiler Кingbolt Noooooooo! Look! Up there! 19:01, 18 November 2016 (UTC)
Take a look at Chinatown :/-ⅅℐᎯℳᎾℕDⅅℐЅC1 (talk) 22:01, 19 November 2016 (UTC)

I saw you call me BoN[edit]

Edit: Clarified who was crying. Gaul Dernitt (talk) 08:09, 13 February 2017 (UTC)

Oops, my mistake. I've been out of it and I also accidentally went into edit war when I went to edit the page before yours. I just copy-pasted what I'd had written. Ɀexcoiler Kingbolt]] Noooooooo! Look! Up there!' 08:10, 13 February 2017 (UTC)