Schlafly might refer to:
- Phyllis Schlafly — Now-deceased ultra-conservative matriarch, anti-feminist, and founder of the Eagle Forum.
- Andrew Schlafly — Two-bit lawyer and founder of Conservapedia. (We have two articles about this guy. If you want the highly satirical version, go to Fun: Andrew Schlafly.)
- Roger Schlafly — Mathematician, blogger and sporadic Conservapedia contributor.
- John Schlafly — Also a lawyer, and an outed homosexual (and it's okay to be gay!).
- Thomas Schlafly — Owner of Schlafly Beer, nephew of Phyllis.
- Some obscure member of the Schlafly family about whom we don't have an article.
You might also have been looking for one of Andrew Schlafly's deceitful debating techniques: