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Great job, Lynelle! --Psycheout 22:57, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

We've got to have a best of but I suppose it'd be the whole blog.


(emphasis mine)

What Tammy Faye, President George W. Bush and Colon Cancer share in common

July 22nd, 2007

Yesterday while the Lord was calling one angel home, Sister Tammy Faye (Bakker) Messner another angel, President George W. Bush, while anesthetized and fighting for his life on the operating table was having a conversation with God.

Each of these two angels shared several things: colon cancer, their devout faith in the Lord Jesus Christ, and enduring constant ridicule and persecution by mockers, atheists, and Liberals. Additionally, Tammy Faye battled colon demons, the common cancer in the United States, since 1996. Our beloved Commander in Chief has battled Liberal demons, the most common cause of anal pain in the United States, since he announced his run for Presidency in 1996. I see a profound connection here.

This connection between rectal cancer and Liberals is evidenced from the symptoms of colon cancer: persistent nausea or vomiting brought on by the stress of living a Christian life in a secular world, and rectal pain, which is caused, by a single bulky tumor or several polyps. The latter can be easily explained; Liberals are a pain in the rectum to anyone who has strong Conservative Christian values and morals. Look at those walking tumors Nancy Pelosi, Ted Kennedy, or Harry Reid for example.

There are two ways to detect colon demons; one is a relatively painless digital rectal exam or a colonoscopy, the more invasive of the two which. Each of these tests looks for polyps, tumors, or other abnormalities that may be growing inside your rectum.

You only have one shot at a healthy, happy life on our beautiful horizontal earth so make the best of it while you are here. One simple way to a better life, is detecting colon cancer early by seeing your physician for an annual colon exam, and avoiding contact with cancerous Liberals at any cost.

This morning I offer sincere prayers and sympathies to the family of the later, great Tammy Faye. A much loved entertainer and optimist by people from around the world, who will be missed by all.

In addition, I ask that you protect the great leader of the United States of America, President George Walker Bush and all of his loyal Republican followers from the Liberals who simply put, are a pain in our butts.


You couldn't make it up!

poor angelic dubya Keepoff the grass 23:36, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

It's a Fake[edit]

After reading around this blog I am convinced that it cannot be genuine. If it were then the woman's would, without a shadow of a doubt, be incarcerated in a home for the mentally incompetent as having a lower IQ than a weasel. Keepoff the grass 23:54, 26 July 2007 (CDT)

I don't get it[edit]

If this article is about Baptists for Brownback, why isn't that the title?

And why doesn't it start with, um, a complete sentence, use quotation marks around quoted material, link to where the quotes came from, etc.? Can someone who cares improve this a bit? humanbe in 17:37, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Mm - don't recall its history but tis rubbish as it stands (& I'm apparently the main contrbutor) Susan Jayne Garlicktalk 17:51, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
hahahahaha. Can we at least move it to the right title, (and change the links, delete the redirect...) in hopes it will become better? Or should it just go bye-bye? humanbe in 18:52, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
I think the blog has been "renamed" hence the move. tmtoulouse beset 18:56, 30 August 2007 (CDT)
Hey, thanks for the rewrite! It makes sense now. Are the typos in the opening quote "sic", or our fault? humanbe in 23:08, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Oh yeah, they are sic. What, you though I wouldn't Apple-C, Apple-P>? -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Oh, yes, that's right, you used to edit CP too... I just didn't want to insert the (sic)s without knowing. I love that quote, since it is pretty much true! humanbe in 23:44, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

Actually, 'undermind' is what we do ... -- מְתֻרְגְּמָן וִיקִי שְׁלֹום!

Blog name?[edit]

If you read the blog they have haven't have haven't given up on Brownback. ( & dumped the title) Oh and brits are wimps! Susan Jayne Garlicktalk 19:10, 30 August 2007 (CDT)

RWers, Speak your Mind[edit]

We should hold a poll, just to see how many people think this is a parody or not.--Offeep 19:05, 9 September 2007 (CDT) (vote with asterisks)

  • Psrodt. Indubitably. humanbe in 19:55, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
  • Abstain. I'd like to say psrodt, but Poe's Law makes it too hard to decide. ThunderkatzHo! 19:59, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
Wait, wait, what's this psrodt of which you speak?--Offeep 20:05, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
See RationalWiki:DysLexicon humanbe in 23:44, 9 September 2007 (CDT)
Remember: no matter how stupid the stupidest thing that you can imagine, there is always someone capable of increasing that stupidity by being stupider than any previous stupid person has yet managed.
Parody real parody real, who knows?
SG 20:19, 9 September 2007 (CDT)

It's a parody, and I have proof[edit]

The following is an email that I received from Brother McGregor after irritating him as moderator one too many times:

(I've edited our email addresses for the sake of our privacy, but otherwise, this is exactly what I received from him.)

mod note‏ From: McG (mcgregor******** Medium risk You may not know this sender. Mark as safe | Mark as unsafe Sent: Mon 8/20/07 2:49 PM To: ****.*.*****

Mod Note: It's not going to stay satire if you keep trying to spill the beans is it?

most people know its a satire and you defeat the purpose if you keep mentioning it. Half the people there are gay guys trying to show how ridiculous the whole right wing religion is. So if you have figured it out...quit making mod work for me and the others by changing satire or joke to unchristian word removed

stay by all means and play along but try to not ruin the point of this product ok? If you want more info just email me back but the idea here is that it is a no brainer...some people get it and move on...others get it and continue playing...some dont get it and keep fighting. some dont get it and move on. Occasionally we ask people to quit trying to prove its not real because it isnt real but it is very real if you get my drift.


Jim "Brother McGregor" A very real straight scot. SP0ILER 12:35, 12 September 2007 (MDT)

I just looked at the site: it's parody, 100%. Hella funny parody, but parody none-the-less. Spica the Hiver If you tolerate this, then your children will be next... 08:01, 23 January 2009 (EST)

It gets some things right.[edit]

The description of RationalWiki: Appears to be an internet compund comprised of Liberals, atheists, and witches seeking to undermind Christians and Republicans. looks pretty good to me.--Bobbing up 11:21, 11 January 2008 (EST)