- Depends who was making it longer. Sophiebecause liberals 16:43, 28 March 2012 (UTC)
- Unravel them/Put some catnip in the toe section, and sock to cat/switch to hippie sandals.
- If sufficiently bored use deliberate misunderstanding/Good Soldier Schwejk tactics/adopt a pseudo-concern troll stance/apply appropriate version of anti-stupid-phonecall methods of choice.
- Redirect them elsewhere