Hey

How come I don't get to flirt with Blue? Totally not fair.

You only don't because you haven't yet.

Blue actually looks like this. Still want to flirt?

I question your accuracy.

Blue resembles this, actually.

Heavenly.

If you want me to believe you, I'm going to need a shot of you holding up a printed copy of the Saloon Bar dated today.

I resemble this.

I ain't clicking that. Oh, and I look like this:File:Ty.jpeg

You're the one that's been obsessing over it, I'm just trying to help.

Meowrr.

I should clarify. Blue resembles Krysten Ritter only thoroughly ordinary looking and with glasses.

I'm going to go have to lie down, you said the g-word.

Well, I don't always wear the glasses. But I can't do much without them besides stare at a computer screen.

*cough* glasses fetish *cough*

Someone should put that on RWW.

Everyone looks ordinary in real life.

I'm holding off agreeing with you there until I meet Johnny Depp.

Clothes are a good way of lessening real life. To properly judge he should be naked. This is the formal definition of Mei's First Law.

BREAKING BAD! Dammit, I knew she looked familiar.