User:Balaam

This user is an ape — and so are you. Freedom of speech can be dangerous, but must be upheld by every one of us. This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda "I am the walrus" Are you the eggman? This user watches a lot of anime. This user regards Jack Chick as one of sequential art's finest practitioners. This user is interested in philosophy. This user is proud to be British! This user thinks Capitalism is the least worst economic system (and democracy is the least worst political system.) This user is ethnic Englisc! This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. All in all, this user is just another brick in the wall. KJV This User ſweareth upon the fiery and dulcet Words of the Bible of King James.

“”And the guy who created the page is a British faggot ape: User:Baljit

—الحصان الأسود of the Islamic Awakening forum[1]

I used to call myself "Baljit". I decided that this was a silly name and so instead named myself after the talking donkey guy, one of the most fascinating characters in all literature.