User:MordantMaenad/Polls

These are some polls to gauge the General Opinion at RW. Before you vote, be sure to read the rules below.

WARNING: AMERICO-CENTRICITY!!! :P FEEL FREE TO ADD OPTIONS

Economic system

These three have NO ALTERNATIVE with NO GLOBAL VARIANCE IN DEFINITION. Look them up (http://www.m-w.com easy) if you have to.

Communism

(Feel free to add more types)

All you need is lovism

John, Paul, George, and Gringo.

Socialism

(Same as above)

1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 23:27, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I suppose... And this should really be below the Rules section, Lyra.

I refuse to bow to the tyranny of page order and this fascist layout you propose. Lyra § talk 23:31, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Don't make me sting you. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 23:34, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

I have already been stung. ;P Lyra § talk 23:36, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Capitalism

(Same as above)

Unionized

1. Lyra § talk

Imperialism

When did Imperialism become an economic system? Domestic, certainly not. So do all the entries above apply to international economics? ħuman 01:31, 6 June 2008 (EDT)

Rules

Anyone can vote. Anyone. This is not an elitist poll.

Please sign your signature with a number, like so: # ~~~ (three tildes).

Please do NOT put anything but this signature username, like a little explanation. NOT. Resist!

Political scheme

On the political scale, do you self-identify as a:

Socialist

1. ħuman
2.   ^Contribs_Talk (now yer talkin)
3. CЯacke®
4. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) (More or less)
5. SHahB 21:53, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Liberal

American sense

1. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 13:03, 5 June 2008 (EDT) I'm putting this here because I don't know if I count as liberal, socialist or libertarian. Politics suck.

Social Liberal

1. AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!}
2. This might describe me best? Not sure. I tend to eschew labels as it's simplistic to summarize the totality of one's beliefs in one word. DickTurpis 10:50, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Moderate (none of the above or below)

1. Lyra § talk
2. Pinto's5150 ^Talk
3. Genghis^{RationalWiki GOLD member} A Liberal in the UK sense. Lloyd George knew my father. (in what way? ħuman) Ah, oldies but goldies yes? Genghis^{RationalWiki GOLD member}

Abortion

Which position best fits your personal views?

It should be legal in the first trimester

1. Lyra § talk
2. Pinto's5150 ^Talk
3. AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!}
4. DickTurpis 10:51, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
5. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 13:04, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Up to 24 weeks

1. Genghis^{RationalWiki GOLD member} Per UK law

It should always be legal

1. ħuman Sorry, no stifling of speech. Up to the age of seven.

Common sense should dictate, not the law

1.   ^Contribs_Talk
2. Thunderkatz^Ho!

No opinion

1. CЯacke®

Well, at least in solidarity with those who might accidentally fetusize? ħuman

Ambivalent/undecided

1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Religion

Do you self-identify as a:

Theist

Christian

Wierd undecided catholic-protestant syncretism

1. AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!}

Jew

Reform

1. Lyra § talk

Conservative

1. Thunderkatz^Ho! (but agnostic as well)

Other

1. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT) :)

Agnostic

1. Pinto's5150 ^Talk

Atheist

1. ħuman There are no gods, and no one is their prophet. The strong/weak thing is a trivium invented by theists.
2.   ^Contribs_Talk what he said
3. Genghis^{RationalWiki GOLD member} 6 on the Dawkins Scale.
4. "Atheist" is good enough for me. I don't believe in god, and this "strong" vs "weak" thing seems pointless to me. Anyone who claims they "know" for sure that there is or is not a god is full of shit. DickTurpis 23:08, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Weak

1. CЯacke® Hail Santa!
2. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 13:05, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

That's it?

Yes, that's all

1. AKjeldsen^{Potential fundamentalist!}

No, surely there is more

1. Lyra § talk I'm no CPAdmin1....
2. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{Nobody likes nothing. I certainly wish with all my heart that it did not exist.} 10:16, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Why do you make so much trouble?

1. ħuman 00:11, 5 June 2008 (EDT)
2. Thunderkatz^Ho!

Trouble is my middle name

1. Lyra § talk

I prefer to vote more than once

1. Lyra § talk
2. ...just not in this case. DickTurpis 23:09, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Polls

Pushme pullyou

1. ħuman It's more fun that way

Human stop messing with my mind

1. Lyra § talk

Polls are a common Liberal tactic to encourage deceit

1. Thunderkatz^Ho!

Czechs

1. I bounce Czechs. It costs $35 per Slav. ħuman 04:13, 5 June 2008 (EDT)

Balances

1. On one toe ħuman

Poorly

1. Thunderkatz^Ho!

Scales

1. CЯacke® My father was a butcher but never weighed fish. (only meat and his thumb)

Metric or Medieval?

1. I likes me the decimal sistim. It werks teh eezy for teh maths. ħuman
2. CЯacke® doesn't give a dram. (or a gill? ħuman)