My Daily Schedule

I wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go back to sleep. Here is just a bit of what I have to go through:

Monday[edit]

6:16 AM	Wake up.
6:45 AM	Invent robot to grab breakfast for me.
6:66 AM	Get daily briefing on progress on the secret atheist agenda.
7:10 AM	Drive to [CLASSIFIED]. Spread the word of Athe, the founder of atheism.
8:00 AM	Troll cold readers by answering no to all their questions.
8:20 AM	Increase ego by reading random science article, allowing me to feel superior to everybody else.
8:30 AM	Create new draft.
8:31 AM	Procrastinate on finishing existing drafts.
9:00 AM	Invent new fake evidence supporting evolution.
9:15 AM	Attempt to be funny. (Usually ends in disaster.)
9:30 AM	Receive payment for falsifying evidence for evolution.