User:Koafox

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Koafox, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Hello, I am koafox. I love Foxes, Pokemon, Japan, Dungeons & Dragons, and Physics.

I use she/her pronouns.

If I do something wrong, please tell me on my talk page.

I'm also working on a version of "Sleeping beauty" called sleeping fox:

Once upon a time, a baby fox was running on a hill looking for food and fell down it into an old, dark, mangrove swamp.

The baby fox was then cursed by an evil dragon, because the fox fell into the dragon's territory, to sleep until two work together to wake her, in the swamp.

Over a long time, the mangrove trees added sediment to the swamp, which turned it into a forest.

Later, the fox is found by two dark gray, red foxes who want to raise a baby fox but can’t find one. The foxes find the sleeping baby fox and try to wake her up. They tried singing and tickling and even splashing water on her. After trying for a while the baby fox wakes up and the foxes are a happy family!

Then the foxes eat some wild raspberries and live happily ever after!

The end!

Also, I "borrow" userboxes that I like.

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