User:Nuclear Pasta

First off, yes, nuclear pasta is a real thing, and yes, it is awesome.

I'll get around to expanding my glorious userpage later, but for now, my dustjacket summary is that I've been a lurker for years and years, I'm a huge space and astronomy fan, I'm from either Hawai'i, Virginia, or South Carolina, depending on how you define "from," and I'm enthusiastic to make my mark here.

The number 137 has doggedly pursued me my entire life, and one day I'm gonna defeat it.

Turns out, Big Data can put me into neat little boxes after all. Huh.

This user is bisexual. This user is transgender. L G B T E R R I F I C ! This user is a European stuck in an American's body. IQ This user's IQ is e^4.96. This user is interested in Sweden. This user is interested in Germany. Atheist Evolutionist Liberal This user is a member of the unholy trifecta This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science. This user went to a public school, and was never homeschooled. G This user is a Googlist. # This user chats on Discord.

Dubious Achievements

-Random Background Sign-Waving Extra #21 at the October 20th Bernie Sanders Rally numerous campaign rallies
-Owner of an electronics-killing curse
-Big fish name in a small pond fandom

-Proudly outcast for fighting the good fight

-Battle-scarred veteran of the Troll Wars

-One of the first people in the world to break an LG V40 smartphone
-Is not related to any famous or historical people whatsoever
-Time Magazine's 2006 Person of the Year
-Fox News Political Correspondent for South Carolina

Trophy Case Of Questionable Legality

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