User talk:Nuclear Pasta

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Remember, any sort of bureaucratic irregularity will result in your comment being summarily rejected.^{— Unsigned, by: Nuclear Pasta / talk / contribs}

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Remember to sign all your talk page posts. And there's little I enjoy more than a bit of alliteration.Spud (talk) 10:07, 30 November 2018 (UTC)