Long time lurker, I think I mainly would like to try and help catch bed edits, vandalism, and trolling and such. I'll come back at some other point and edit this more. I like userboxes a lot, and am going to try to get all of my opinions crammed into the list.
| ||As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, PhoxyDude, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism.|
I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all?
If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.
| Hi, I'm just a little insane.ː)