User:Skeptical Moonbat

I ‘am Skeptical Moonbat, I’m 17 years old, A Atheist Humanist Secular Liberal (CP users Beware!!). I Feel that Society is seriously lacking in Rational Thought. I do not believe in Ghosts, Vampires, Werewolves, Demons, Satan, Witches, Psychics, Mediums, or anything remotely Paranormal, Unlike most people, I don't watch Supernatural as if it's a documentary (Pretty Good Show Though!!). I Hope that gives you some insight on who i am, and i hope i can do my part to get Rational Thought on the interwebs, and to kick Conservapedia in its biased ass!!!

As a confirmed mustard jar for taking on this job as a Sysop on RationalWiki: I, Skeptical Moonbat, pledge to only block users if they ask for it, or insert unfunny vandalism. I furthermore pledge that if I indulge in secret private conversations about you, we will make a formal report to the mob. Is that all? If you impugn my motives without warrant, or challenge my "AUTHORITY", er, there is nothing I can or will do.

Here Be Dragons

This user is male. This user is a moonbat. This user has Asperger's syndrome or is somewhere on the autism spectrum. This user is a proud supporter of the Homosexual Agenda This user believes in an old Earth — a 4.5 billion year old Earth. This user believes that "Magic man done it" isn't science. This user thinks that evolution explains the origin of species. This user does not believe so called "faith" can contend with modern science. Atheism This user believes in no sort of supernatural whatsoever. "We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further." Dem This user supported Barack Obama for President, and is glad he won. This user would rather eat the chunks of corn in their crap than support George W. Bush. This user thinks this guy is really creepy This user is worried that the Rusty-spotted Ceiling Cat is watching them masturbate. This user thinks there is a lot more to the world than this. This user is an ape — and so are you. hella This user is hella liberal. This user believes that Conservapedia is about as trustworthy as North Korea is democratic. This user believes all religions are a form of psychosocial control and are therefore inherently bad for you. ia! ia! Cthulhu fhtagn! This user hopes to be eaten first. Atheist Evolutionist Liberal This user is a member of the unholy trifecta This user does not believe in so-called "tolerance" when it compromises truth. This user is MAD AS HELL and is not going to take it anymore! This user was banned from Conservapedia. This user thinks that the Rapture is a rather silly idea.