User talk:Colonel Sanders

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Welcome to Colonel Sanders' Talk Page.

Due to "real-world obligations," I am nowhere near as active in my wiki life as I would like to be. If you send me a new message, I'll get an email and (eventually) respond, however.


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Please remove me from the vandal bin[edit]

Dearest Colonel Sanders: could you please remove me from the vandal bin? I have served my time with my three month block but I am still stuck. I know you aren't too active on here anymore, but you have always responded to your messages on here. Thank you much, good sir, and please be a civilized gentleman out there without engaging in all that Taylor Swift lovey dovey nonsense. --Elvis is King (talk) 04:06, 22 February 2016 (UTC) , a principled conservative

Since you served your time and didn't pester anyone via email, I will give you one more chance. I might be too nice, but it looks like the user who binned you has left and you asked nicely. (maybe too nicely) Please don't screw anything up or else someone will stick you back in the looney bin. Oh, and Taylor is better than ever. <13 --Colonel Sanders (talk) 04:25, 22 February 2016 (UTC)
You'll be in the looney bin drooling over Taylor. Thanks though. You are a class act, even if all you can think of is Taylor in your abode. --Elvis is King (talk) 04:30, 22 February 2016 (UTC)

Bail me out again, friend? --Elvis is King (talk) 20:58, 31 January 2017 (UTC)

Unfortunately, that's a no from me. I gave your last chance after you got binned and served your three month ban. Why don't you try to get unblocked from CP or something? --Colonel Sanders (talk) 21:02, 31 January 2017 (UTC)


So, why did you patrol Elvis? RoninMacbeth (talk) 17:05, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

I did before, but I discovered that he was taken out of the autopatrol group. He's largely been sticking to his "essays" since his ban ended so he's probably all right. If not, please feel free to take him out again and bitch to me about it. --Taylor Swift lover (talk) 18:35, 24 July 2017 (UTC)

Saloon Bar[edit]

Why did you revert my edit? Just curious. RoninMacbeth (talk) 17:05, 25 July 2017 (UTC)

Never mind. Have a good day! RoninMacbeth (talk) 17:07, 25 July 2017 (UTC)
Wait, what? --Taylor Swift lover (talk) 04:55, 10 January 2018 (UTC)

The Elvis anthology[edit]

Thank you for creating an anthology for Evil Elvis' rants. This is a great idea. Regards, Cosmikdebris (talk) 00:11, 12 January 2018 (UTC)

No problem. I thought this was an effective way to reduce the clutter while preserving his "essays" for anyone who wants to read them. --Taylor Swift lover (talk) 00:16, 12 January 2018 (UTC)


Please note that I will be praying for you as you are experiencing this tumultuous period in your life. Remember that God loves you and He wants you to be born again and washed in the blood of the Lamb. Read this and consider joining New Testament Baptist Church. A link is on my userpage. I know you are dealing with some real struggles as my deacon has let me know, and I really want you to overcome this confusion. God bless, --William Grimes (talk) 01:21, 2 February 2018 (UTC)

BAHAHAHAHAHA --Taylor Swift lover (talk) 07:19, 2 February 2018 (UTC)