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You can run a timed archive like that on the Saloon Bar, or you can manually archive it, by moving is to User talk:Colonel Sanders/Archive. ТyNo 01:20, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. Now I never need to see those frivolous accusations again.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:23, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Have to love portal 2

Weighted Companion Cube Plush It will accompany you through the test chamber and generally be adorable and squishy. We expect you will take care of it while it is in your possession. The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube Plush cannot speak, threaten you, or stab you. (That paranoia you feel is totally normal.) In the event that the Weighted Companion Cube does speak, we urge you to disregard its advice, especially if said advice pertains to the veracity of cake. ~ Subsound ~ 03:27, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. The game is in the mail.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:28, 19 July 2011 (UTC)
Be sure to watch the Aperture Investment opportunities in the extra content too, they are gut busting hilarious. ~ Subsound ~ 03:31, 19 July 2011 (UTC)

Three-month blocks...

...are the big guns. Not worth using them on simple wandals. Bin them and move on. Thanks. P-FosterThe French Revolution was neither French nor a Revolution. Discuss.Moderator 19:00, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

OK.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 20:21, 21 July 2011 (UTC)

Making someone a syop after three edits?

No way. Let them establish themselves as a reliable editor first. P-FosterThe French Revolution was neither French nor a Revolution. Discuss.Moderator 16:39, 25 July 2011 (UTC)


Hi Colonel Sanders,

My apologies, I had both the Talk and Edit pages lined up, but put in one after the other after realizing I needed to put down a sig/date/time; I hope I presented a fair depiction of the edit reasoning. Thanks for the prompt reply. (oops, forgot sig here too.) - Pacra, 3:41, 12 August 2011 (UTC)

It's all right.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 15:56, 12 August 2011 (UTC)


This is all very riveting, but we're clogging RC something terrible. Тyeh? 01:20, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

So you'd rather clog mah talk page? No problem.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:23, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Computer Science with a minor in Physics. I could've gone to MIT, but noooo you have to stay home so we can control every facet of your life. Seriously, I'm not allowed to close the door to my bedroom, mother has oversight on my bank account, and I have to submit plans to go anywhere 24 hours in advance. Why do I spend so much time here? Cause this place is my escape. ТyYAUA 01:26, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Sorry about that, needed to vent. ТyYAUA 01:33, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

No problem. Your family sucks. I mean, you're college age and still have to submit plans? Is your mother Ed Poor? Anyway, mah family just wanted to get rid of me. Apparently, they were really thrown off guard when I was watching CNN at home on prom night. I was always considered the oddball in my family. While mah brothers and cousins are working at Mickey D's supporting their kids and partners, I'm doing what I am doing. I am the first in my family to go to college, let alone go to earn a PhD. They never pictured raising a future professor until I got older anyway. Enough about me. What work do you plan on doing with that degree? Working for Bill Gates' kids?--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:48, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

I like teaching. I also will be the first in my family to get a PhD. My dad isn't to bad, but he works offshore. I'm deeply in the closet with my political and religious views. I could write an huge essay on all the bull my mother believes, but it doesn't belong here. Just 8 more months to go though. ТyYes? 01:52, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
I see. I suppose your family are crazy fundie conservs? Meh, mah family knows I be a libertarian asexual non-Catholic oddball. Not only am I the first in the family to earn a PhD, I am the first to even go to collge. If you wanna write the essay on my test wiki (which a colleague of mine from Illogicopedia uses more than me) I wouldn't care. I would even let you write it on Simple English Uncyclopeda (which I am the only acting admin of) but the Uncyclomedia Foundation would be up mah ass. Anyway, I feel sorry for ye.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:10, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Dad's more of a libertarian, you nailed mother dearest. I'm writing one for my blog once I'm safely away. ТySerious Business Guy 02:13, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
I suppose that would work. I suppose your dad ain't as crazy as me anyway (I think Ron Paul is moderate). Yes, mah family was very angry being fundie conservs when I failed to acknowledge an old guy in Vatican as a religious leader. Good luck with that.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:20, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
My extended family hates the Catholic church, we're mostly protestant, though there is a Jewish branch. Тycommunications wire 02:22, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

My entire family is Catholic. They, however, had the audacity to criticize my following of biblical principles. Ironic. I love how we have had a serious talk without mentioning Jimmy McMillian, Lonesome Rhodes, Herman Cain, Glenn Beck or various other b-list crazies. Dammit! I mentioned it! Memes aside, I would identify now as Methodist.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:28, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

I went to an Episcopalian elementary school, but we went to a Presbyterian church. We switched to Methodism after dad got "sick of the fucking singing", despite being a nonbeliever, appearances must be maintained, I sang in the choir and played handbells. I still attend, mostly for the free coffee and free pastries. ТyAhoy! 02:32, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Mmmmmmm. Donuts. I suppose religious school must be superior to the evul public schools who teach high school courses at a fith grade level and teach evilution. My family tried shipping me off to a Catholic school but they eventually settled on the local school since it was right next to a Burger King. I'm actually surprised they're Catholic. I mean, Denmark doesn't have a large Christian population. But Rudy Guliani and the like are Catholic so it must have to do with New Yawk. I can't sing. I suppose you really can't either.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:41, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
My elementry school was 2 years behind in every subject, I went to public school starting in 6th grade. I can sing, baritone, but don't really like to. ТyTalk 02:43, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
My school.... was even more behind than that. I basically taught my 9th grade U.S. history class. My teacher just gave it up and let me do it. After that, I just took the final exams for World History, Government, Economics, and English just to earn credit and not have to deal with that ignorance. Coincidetally, I won the Social Studies Medal of Honor for that. Not really that much of an accomplishment considering the cirricula. Sad to see some of the slop the native speakers and writers produced. I mean, even on assignments, they would use the most egregious choices of words. Oh, and my so-called peers gave me a bunch of bullshit, naturally. One of my least fond memories.... is when those dunces thought I was in love with some chiick because I had the audacity to be kind. Harassed me all that year with that nonsense. Oh, and there was the thing with my reading choices. I mean, they often mocked mah reading of Billo for the lulz. Meh, it all be the past. I am glad I don't have to deal with dat stupidity anymore.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 02:55, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
High school is a waking nightmare unless you were a member of an "in group" I had to date outside of my school. Тysic semper 03:02, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

Yes. The waking stupidity was really almost migraine inducing. Those popular kids in my old school made Andrew Schlafly look like a fucking genius. Imagine if Facebook had existed when I faced that terror. Although..... you had to date douside of your school? I don't typically date, but that really sucks.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:09, 13 August 2011 (UTC)

yeah, at school I was, at that time let's just say I'd merit an article here. ТyYes? 03:11, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Oh yes. I often swore in Danish in school. My only real friend from school.... is an Elvis impersonator now. He was reasonably bearable. It seemed the administration was biased toward the populars anyway. I mean, enforce the dress code on the populars? No, of course not! The peasants, of course! Just one example. The popular guys now.... could probably be comparable to Congressman Weiner. But, I survived the hell and bullshit and I guess that's all that matters.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:25, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Yeah, I was more, er, fundamentalist. And paranoid. Very paranoid. And very pro-iraq/Afgan war/Life/Death penalty. ТyComplaints 03:28, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Yee haw! Let Dubya go bomb eye rack and find wepuns of bass intrusion from sodamninsane!--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:33, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Pretty much, yeah. ТyAhoy! 03:34, 13 August 2011 (UTC)
Yes, Dubya. Eye stul an erlectiun frum algure n crashed da ecunamy. I actually can do a spot-on impersonation of the guy.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 03:38, 13 August 2011 (UTC)


Colonel, we regret to inform you that you did not stay long enough to earn a pension. Тytalk 12:12, 31 August 2011 (UTC)

He should be fine. Just don't cashier his commission. Angry Blue (talk) 13:37, 31 August 2011 (UTC)
That's OK, my Illogicopedia work and my Simple Uncyc ownership, as well as my aSK work and secret work should cover it. But I think that my coming back here out of pure boredom a day before the day I come another year closer to death is a sign of something.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 20:30, 1 October 2011 (UTC)


Hows the chicken business? Tytalk 01:17, 9 October 2011 (UTC)

Same as usual. It's the perfect 8-5 occupation. However, I just got done cleaning up a pool of wandalism here.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:29, 9 October 2011 (UTC)

Louisiana food

We have recipes that call for pounds of bacon fat. For eggs Tytalk 01:23, 11 October 2011 (UTC)

Mmmmmmmmmm. You should see our pizza though.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:25, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
I have. I like Chicago's better. Tytalk 01:26, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
Extreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme deep dish. D. Trump ate ours with a fork.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:27, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
I've never been to New York. If you ever go to LA, go to New Orleans, it is much better than BR. Tytalk 01:28, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
6 years ago it wasn't.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:30, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
True but then Bone-head was Gov. as opposed to the Turbanator. Tytalk 01:31, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
Him...I saw him on the Daily Show. Wrote a book or something. Didn't wear drag like Guliani though.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:33, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
Ultra tax cutter and budget slasher who canceled debate with his opponents. Instead claims to have performed an exorcism.Tytalk 01:35, 11 October 2011 (UTC)
Lovely. Won't even debate.--Colonel Sanders (talk) 01:37, 11 October 2011 (UTC)