User talk:Ghost

Your welcome to RationalWiki is lukewarm at best, Ghost. This observation is due to the nature of your initial edits. Pull up a goat and try not to make trouble. We realize it is possible that you do not understand the nature of the site or our objectives. Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards to clarify things for you. If you're still interested in contributing, please see what our articles are intended to be.

Polar Bear in the Jungle Peter Tosh > Bob Marley 14:17, 13 February 2013 (UTC)

Hmmmm..... A little less "parodist" and a bit more "pathetic asshole" and I think it'd be more impressive. Reckless Noise Symphony (talk) 11:01, 14 February 2013 (UTC)

CAPTCHA

Make 10 edits and it should go away. Blue (pester) 12:23, 4 March 2013 (UTC)

The "why are you such a dick" edit.

This is not really productive. It's just lame trolling. Also, pinhead, "fellatio" isn't a verb. The word you wanted was "fellate." If you're going to try to be clever, at least get your terminology straight. Shall we go, you and I while we can/Through the transitive nightfall of diamonds? 14:56, 24 April 2013 (UTC)

Knock it off.

Stop being a creepy prick. Nobody cares about people's kids' dating lives. Let my inspiration flow/In token lines suggesting rhythm. 12:48, 6 May 2013 (UTC)

Ok, probs little too drunk to edit lol, was only brief chat on that. And how do you explain reverance of kettletelitlelt/nathanG Ghost (talk)

Moderator elections

While I'm amused and somewhat flattered by you having nominated me, I'm not sure what purpose will be served by me accepting the nomination. Even though I'm not opposed in principle to being a mod here and I have made an effort to contribute positively to RW (see my Israel related edits for example), it doesn't seem like I have a real shot and would probably be considered a joke candidate. I'm guessing that humor is the reason why you nominated me in the first place. Would you even vote for me if I ran? Do you know anybody else who will? - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 15:07, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

I can see people voting for me for the entertainment value, but sans blocking all of CP's syops I somehow doubt that I'm going to be a mod, or even one of the two alternates. I sense that even you are not serious about a Markman candidacy. Still, I'll take the calling. There's nothing to lose in it. - ConservapediaMarkman (talk) 23:55, 27 June 2013 (UTC)

Please.

Try to keep the level of discourse out of the gutter. Thanks. Father Vivian O'Blivion talk 12:55, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

You're not being very helpful.

Writing an unsigned "cunt" message on an IP talk page does nothing to limit vandalism, and, when someone else uses the same TOR node to edit the wiki in good faith, that's the welcome message they will be greeted with. Please consider taking another approach. Father Vivian O'Blivion talk 15:08, 17 July 2014 (UTC)

Sysop

Apparently you want it, but apparently you started out as a troll. Which is more important? oʇɐʇoԀʇɐϽʎzznℲ (talk/stalk) 15:53, 22 October 2015 (UTC)

Yeah, that contribution history is rather less than non-fuckwitted - David Gerard (talk) 18:26, 22 October 2015 (UTC)