User talk:JJacob

Your welcome to RationalWiki is lukewarm at best, JJacob. This observation is due to the nature of your initial edits. Pull up a goat and try not to make trouble. We realize it is possible that you do not understand the nature of the site or our objectives. Please see our guide for newcomers and our community standards to clarify things for you. If you're still interested in contributing, please see what our articles are intended to be.

RationalWiki has an "unwelcome" template? I am sure this user will want to contribute now. Bohdan2 22:45, 19 July 2008 (EDT)

Go on with you, this is just JJacob's way of assuring those on CP that he's no parodist as a response to those who doubt him on our WIGO page.Damo2353 16:04, 20 July 2008 (EDT)

Now now, aren't you people supposed to be better than us? -- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{I can has rank?} 23:18, 21 July 2008 (EDT)

While your at it can you ask why Henry always thinks my socks are Ames?--Ollie Williams 23:20, 21 July 2008 (EDT)

Are we going to witness the ultimate in gaming the new vandal break system? One blanked page every hour? That would totally pwn us....do it! tmtoulouse ^plague 00:02, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

Sysops, please remove me from the vandal group. I want to contribute to this site, in order to hopefully be able to better understand liberals! Please! Thanks! ! :) JJacob 23:16, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

Okay. tmtoulouse ^plague 23:17, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

You are free. tmtoulouse ^plague 23:18, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

Thanks! JJacob 23:18, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

Multi-tabs

They work. tmtoulouse ^plague 19:03, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

Your rampage

Nice timing - you're in with a chance here as most are asleep or away. Don't forget to get every sysop! Don't forget Deborah, Joaquin, etc... here's the list you need to hit. DogP 19:06, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

FASTER! Whats taking you so long? Is it the fact that CP is broken? tmtoulouse ^plague 19:09, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

DAMN! Stopped by a speeding bullet from the annoying Jinxmchue! DogP 19:10, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

He is not stopped, he can't be stopped unless its a crate. He can unblock. tmtoulouse ^plague 19:11, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

Superb. It's like the Federer/Nadal final all over again! Go JJ, GO! DogP 19:12, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

Ahhhhhhh fuck-it. Because of CP's total lack of computing knowledge my rampage struck load issues. Damnit Ace McWicked^Interesting 19:50, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

Yes, I could see that happening, their technical fuckwittage was the very thing that got in your way. In future, though, don't be wasting time with the page blankings and jibes, just get on with the task in hand and have your sysop list by your side, open multiple tabs for each one, and try and blast them all to kingdom come. Very nice try though, well done indeed. Your efforts were the most entertaining this I shall see today, I expect. UNless I can do better at Nanaca Crash. DogP 19:54, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

I had a sysop list handy and many tabs open but some were failing to load etc ad nauseam. It was so freaking easy also. AdenJ, JJacob and MetcalfeM all ran from the same IP. No one checked, idiots. Ace McWicked^Interesting 19:57, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

What was written on "Talk:Main Page" by AdenJ? That page is the only one that won't load for me... I think they may have destroyed it already.Antifly 20:23, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

I told Any how easy it was to trick him. I was using the same IP for both sycophant JJacob and blocked user AdenJ AND infinatly banned MetcalfeM. No one checked. I got edit rights through agreeing with him and block rights for nothing. 20:26, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

Which one of you liberals hacked my account? I am outraged!!! JJacob 00:02, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Fucking thunder stealer Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:03, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Alright, alright. I am not that JJacob. You can take credit. JJacob 00:04, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Damn right, reveling in my Aschlafly pwning.... Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:06, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Was it your account all along, or did you purchase it? JJacob 00:07, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

It was mine from the get go Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:08, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

As I missed the entire doo-dad, I only saw the epic lulz in retrospect. Clear for lil ol me, please. Who was the actual JJacob and who is pretending to be the sock? -- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{I can has rank?} 00:12, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

WIGO CP deletions

JJacob, Trent was generous enough to move you out of the "vandal" group - you might want to avoid doing things like deleting chunks of WIGO (even edit-warring with yourself looks bad for a "reforming" vandal...) to stay out of it. ħuman 00:17, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Well done

Right out of the Samwell/MexMax playbook. How Andy didn't see through it WEEKS AGO is beyond me. You've added a few white hairs to his head today.-caius (pirate) 00:18, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

I'm not the cp user you think I am. How you didn't see through that is beyond me. JJacob 00:19, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

So why vandalize? Kicks? -- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{I can has rank?} 00:20, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

You hit the head on the nail. JJacob 00:22, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

So, are your kicks over or do you plan to kick more? -- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{I can has rank?} 00:23, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Meh, I'll decide later. Unless you absolutely need an answer now... JJacob 00:24, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Of course not. Although, to avoid the people in the rafters that don't exist looking at you like a hawk, it would be helpful....-- Gen. S.T. Shrink ^{I can has rank?} 00:32, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

To clear it up

I was JJacob and AdenJ and MetcalfeM. All three used the same IP's, there was no techy sockpuppetry or such other do-dahing. Foolish Aschlafly just wanted to believe someone agreed with his batshit bullshit. In short, aschlaflys a moron and I cant believe he didnt see it coming. Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:27, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

So you're talking to yourself above, you flipping fruitcake? Well, enjoy the line of fawning morons waiting to fellate you for your oh-so-meaningful achievement.^{— Unsigned, by: 67.135.49.186 / talk / contribs}

I think I just got edit conflicted by Jinxy! I can tell that voice anywhere!

Anyway, being a peon is a mug's game, Ace. Next time you sock up (go in with the proper equipment this time, please) act like you own the place. A little audacity gives the act that genuine touch. _{↳ ↑ ⇨ ↕ ▽ ←} 00:39, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

I win again. ^_^

But tell me, Jinx, doesn't this sort of deflate your "all parodists are in the past" theory? _{↳ ↑ ⇨ ↕ ▽ ←} 00:41, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Nope, JJacob was found out, therefore he's only a past example of parodists and doesn't prove anything. NightFlare^{Still doesn't have a (nonstub) RWW article.} 00:53, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Flawless, NightFlare! Bravo! This is exactly why I didn't reel off a list of my socks last time we were challenged to name names. _{↳ ↑ ⇨ ↕ ▽ ←} 00:55, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

It's a bit like Schrödinger's cat I suppose. Genghis^{Is the Pope a Catholic?} 06:05, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Well, Jinx, I know your mental capacity is somewhat low but, to recap, I was conservapedias JJacob and this JJacob is merely kidding around (read the whole page sweetheart). And to Chaos - I merely did this to entertain myself and wont be socking nor returning to CP again Ace McWicked^Interesting 00:42, 24 July 2008 (EDT)

Littlefish

Tsk tsk tsk... _{↳ ↑ ⇨ ↕ ▽ ←} 00:47, 24 July 2008 (EDT)