User talk:Kektklik/ArchiBaldy

Intro

Hello, Kektklik. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 17:19, 26 March 2008 (EDT)

Oh, 'ello. Sorry I took so long to respond, I've been rather busy with many unimportant things and very few important things. -_- Fuzzy|AFD 16:32, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Welcome, and feel free to join the fun. Have you really quit CP?-αmεσ (orator) 16:35, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Sort of. I'm just talking and making "ZPB" (zero point/balance) edits--if you look at the recent changes for CP, you can see that the edits have points next to them. ZPB edits focus on balance the removal and adding of text to make it seem like nothing was changed. ^_^ Fuzzy|AFD 16:41, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

What everyone here wants to know Fuzzy: is Phy a goer? Know what I mean? Nudge! Nudge! BarbaraK 16:51, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Actually, I have no idea what you mean. *checks urbandictionary for "goer"*. O.O No, she is not. I am a Christian, as she is too.. so that means neither of us will be having any form of sex until marriage. As for other bits of information, they (the Schlafly's) claim I look like Andrew Jr. -_- Fuzzy|AFD 16:57, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

You better have quit, for your sake - but he'll kill you next time you're over for Sunday dinner over that picture you just uploaded....PFoster 16:53, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Naw, I'm an "imposter" anyway. And I can't be over their house on Sunday, Phy and I have a church thing to go to, right? -_- Fuzzy|AFD 16:57, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

O rly?-αmεσ (orator) 16:59, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

May I also suggest that I don't endorse RW, or any of its users, commenting on the sexual activity of underage kids. For shame, BarbaraK.-αmεσ (orator) 17:00, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Hmmmm. Oh, and those "point" things are the number of bits or bytes or something added/subtracted by the edit. If the real Kettle'o'fish turns up, are you willing to turn over the keys to this account? human 17:01, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Yes, bytes. 8 bits per character. And I'm not underage, Phy still has a year to go till she's "legal". And I'm being ambiguous on purpose. If you don't me, then neither does anyone else. If the "real" Keck-tlick shows up, then what does that make me? Ne'er the mind of what thoughts cloud thy judgment, right? o_0 0_o Fuzzy|AFD 17:05, 30 March 2008 (EDT)

Personal Situation

Hi Kektklik. Good to see you! ...assuming it is you, and although I have no reason not to assume so, I still feel I should be suspicious and add that disclaimer. You know, just in case. I hope you find RationalWiki somewhat amusing/entertaining/friendly. (I should also hope that, considering your *ahem* personal situation, RationalWiki members will endeavor not to place you in any awkward positions - but that is more a general request by me to the rest of the site for general courtesy).

Anyway, I ramble. Sorry that you never ended up getting your pi block. :D 19:34, 31 March 2008 (EDT) Uchiha^KATON! 19:38, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

Personal situation? Ohh, right. That thing. I keep forgetting who I am supposed to be acting as... lol. Yea, I actually thought this site was somewhat serious until "Iran" into a few "random" pages. The real Kektklik could get the pi block.. just ask Andy (or Phyllie) nicely to block him for that amount of time. +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 19:42, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

a) "Personal situation" = having met Andy/potentially having to meet him again. Which I'd prefer we not make any more awkward for you than necessary via internet peer pressure. Of course, this once again assumes you are, in fact, the real deal.
b) I hope you're not too offended, but you have now, in fact, been blocked for a pi amount of time (well, sort of)... although assuming an impersonator, Kektklik still remains unfulfilled.

If you're wondering why I'm responding so promptly/unnecessarily... I'm bored, and you are currently the most exciting thing on RationalWiki. Feel free to tell me if I'm (ironically?) boring you instead. Uchiha^KATON! 20:03, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

a) Met Andy. Seen him around the house attempting to levitate. Talked to him a few times. Been made fun of by him during one of his classes, etc.

b) What is this blocking you are talking about? *checks this account* I see nothing. *checks recent changes on CP* I see nothing about blocking Kektklik either.. unless you mean 3.141592, blah blah, seconds?

Not bored, yet. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 20:14, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

Um... to tell the truth, I couldn't work out how to block you for 3.14 seconds. Then I remembered your conversation with Ed (Simpson's reference ftw), so I figured I could rationize my own incompetence like that and just block you for 3. ^_^" Uchiha^KATON! 20:29, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

you could have just moved the decimal place and changed it to 314 sexonds. Fuzzy|AFD 20:33, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

Nice link, K. Also, Uchiha, decimals don;t work in blocks. But 314 seconds is only five minutes ;) It's also in the drop down choices, as are many other iterations of "pi" in seconds, along with their "real time" translations. You might also choose to block the mysterious K. for 3 seconds, 1 sec, 4 sec, 1 sec, 5 sec, etc. til you get bored or lost. human 20:35, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

I am far too cripplingly nice to do that... I couldn't even block Bohdan for more than a second. :s Uchiha^KATON! 20:37, 31 March 2008 (EDT) EDIT: Haha, SEX

Oh! I wouldn't get lost, I would just take this as a reference.

Other words

May I say, Kektklik, that we do try to be serious, but only about mission specific articles. The rest of it is filler, albeit important filler, but we could use some help, hint hint. The Expelled:Leader's Guide is serious.-αmεσ (orator) 20:11, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

You moved my words! How dare you!-αmεσ (orator) 20:35, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

The section got "Konfyuuzingu" desu ka? +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 20:37, 31 March 2008 (EDT)

So…

…Andy really lets his daughter go out with a DIRTY EVOL LIEBERAL? --Linus^{(plot evil tech)} 16:58, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm an "apathetic-liberal" with some conservative tendencies. Plus, I'm Christian, which is better than her previous boyfriends. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 17:07, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

Heh, everyone has a "I can't believe I dated that," story. Part of the fun of growing up, unless you're "courted." I guess that's too conservative even for Andy.-αmεσ (orator) 17:47, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm a dumb public schooler *looks up "courted"*. If I had known she was Catholic before asking her out, I wouldn't have dated her. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 18:28, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

"short lived"

I believe the current record (under one hour) is held by our own Trent Toulouse - see conservapedia:timeline, around last April, I think. human 21:38, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

I'll shoot for a few minutes... followed by a possible ban. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 21:45, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

Cool. No fair if you rig it as a ringer, though. Oh, wait, fairness is irrelevant. Do it anyway you can! human 22:34, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

I've blocked myself, so I should be able to promote myself, right? =_= Fuzzy|AFD 22:37, 2 April 2008 (EDT)

Nah, on CP, that just means you have "blocking rights". Only a bureaucrat can change user permissions, and that would be Andy alone, I believe. human 12:48, 5 April 2008 (EDT)

No, I don't have any rights. I used someone else's account to block myself/sock accounts. That user might be reading this right now, hehe. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 14:24, 5 April 2008 (EDT)

My supposed sysop-ing night

I apologize for forgetting to promote and demote myself last night. I was quite busy with (spending time @ the Schlafly's) eating dinner, then church, then finishing up a movie. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 16:27, 4 April 2008 (EDT)

You had dinner with Andy? Do tell, do tell! Does he eat bland food? Does he slurp his soup? Does he turn his fork over to eat peas? Details, details, we need details! DogP 14:36, 5 April 2008 (EDT)

I didn't have dinner with Andy, just ate a microwave dinner with his daughter. I don't know much about Andy's eating habits, only that he really likes Toblerone. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 17:58, 5 April 2008 (EDT)

Oop! Andy got mad at us last night because I made myself a sysop for like 10 seconds (which is why it doesn't show up in the recent changes). I figured out to make myself one, then I couldn't figure out how to change it back! He noticed and was like, "Were you two on my account?!" But Phy thinks he's not so mad because I changed it back really quickly and didn't do anything with it. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 12:03, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Well Kektklik, it might not have shown up on Conservapedia itself, but taking your word for it... you definitely win "shortest-lived sysop ever"! But it's so weird to imagine you, like... at Andy's house, hanging out with his daughter, remarking his affinity for toblerones. You should have your own wacky sitcom or something...

On another note, please don't do anything too stupid/aggravating on account of us... alright? :) As much as we harp on Andy online, I'd like to think that RationalWiki generally considers his personal life off-limits. Uchiha^KATON! 12:16, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

For example: no socking up on Conservapedia and asking Andy "don't you just looooooove Toblerones???" Uchiha^KATON! 12:20, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Yes, I completely agree with that Uchicha. And I'm sorry if earlier I tried to take things in that direction - that was a mistake. Best to you Fuzzy. DogP 12:25, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

whoops

I didn't know what that rollback link did, but now I know... =_= Fuzzy|AFD 16:58, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Hehe, yeah, unlike some wikis we let any old fool get at the controls. Heck, they even let me rename users! (Although I mostly only do it at their request) human 20:55, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Andy's homework thing

It creeps me too. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 20:59, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Yep, 'tis why I blocked myself for a few days (so I wouldn't say anything dumb). But I will, however, see him tomorrow after his Persuasive Writing class. Conservative-Liberal catfight prediction. +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 23:02, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Will you wear a wire for us? Never mind... human 23:19, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Have you read the rest of them? Bring an airsickness bag with you so you don't mess up your keyboard. --Shagie 23:11, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

How do you keep getting away with such an open double life when Andy blocks five people an hour for being AmesG? How long can it last before you get into deep water? DogP 03:01, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I'll pass on the wearing a wire thing.. I barely wear a tie as it is.

I have read some of the other assignments, but I found that one the most hurtful because I am a public schooler and this is the second time I've been insulted by him on this topic (directly the first time, indirectly now).

I'm not a sysop here, and I don't go looking for trouble. +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 08:57, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

They just blocked another one for being me! I'll be the first to admit that they've been right before, but not lately. That's three in three weeks!-αmεσ (orator) 10:47, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Blah blah blah

Gaaaaah! Fuzzy|AFD 13:45, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Oh. Um, alright. Most users only archive old and stagnant conversations (in case others want to read and comment on recent/current ones), but I guess you can file it all away if you like. Thanks for remembering the archive this time. :D Uchiha^KATON! 13:50, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

They were "embarrassing" conversations at most. Don't want someone who can't notice the archive link to be reading those things. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 13:52, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

O RLY? Now I'm getting curious... :-) --AKjeldsen^Godspeed! 13:56, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Mainly just Phy. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 13:59, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Perfectly fair reasoning, Kektklik. I was just checking. Uchiha^KATON! 14:18, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Judging by your recent contribs on CP, I hope you're not in trouble with her/others. As others have said, just like we enjoy all contributors, we enjoy you here, but please don't get yourself in trouble on our account. But, if you could also clarify one thing - what's the acrostic that Ed was referring to? Unless it's an anagrammed acrostic (or if Ed was just misusing the term, and referring to your edit comments) I can't find it...-αmεσ (orator) 14:04, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Ed confused the term, acrostic, I think. I know acrostic as a style of poetry where the first letter of each line ends up spelling another word. "I am sorry... I cannot make you forgive my deceitful actions." You figure out who it's directed towards and for what reason.. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 14:36, 6 April 2008 (EDT)

Stunt

On Schlafly's talk you refer to a stunt that would dq you from sysopship. Was that something personal (if so, I'll ask no further), or just you using this site?-αmεσ (orator) 00:11, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

More related to the latter.. Notice how I put real in italics. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 07:31, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Sigh. I'm sorry that we'll lose you then.-αmεσ (orator) 17:32, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Hunh? You'll lose me? What does that mean? The stunt was using Andy's account to promote (then quickly demote) myself. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 18:41, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

OH! I thought the stunt was you appearing over here.-αmεσ (orator)

Nope. He hasn't said anything about that yet, but I think I might "quit" here before April ends. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 18:43, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

I look forward to a handful of random variations on "fuzzy kettle" appearing as new users right around then.

I'm trying not to imagine what "some people" would have done had they sat down at Aschlafly's logged-in account on CP. You displayed remarkable restraint. human 20:54, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm trying to imagine what Andy's face is when he hears "RationalWiki", "FBI" or "John Schlafly" in real-life. NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 21:01, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

The restraint was only because I know he would block me/kick me out if I didn't change it back (plus, Phy kept me from making myself a "SiteAdmin"). This teaches him to log out of his email and stuff when he walks away from a computer (eg. in a library).

I can let you know Friday, since I'll see him tomorrow. I'll ask him, "What's with all the references vandals are making to your FBI investigations? You know, I have a second cousin who works in a card store." or "Have you ever read the Rational Wiki article about yourself? *wait for response* Some of it is kinda ridiculous." +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 23:08, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Congratulations

Congrats on the new set of rights. Pinto's5150 ^Talk 23:03, 9 April 2008 (EDT)

Congrats as well... and, er, what're the chances you could mention to Andy, just off the side, what a swell guy you think that HelpJazz is? :-)

Oops, disregarding my own advice about asking you do stuff for us... But still, I'm sure you've seen that HelpJazz is a nice sort of guy, and I really feel bad for him. The irony is he actually WOULD be able to help Conservapedia with those rights, as opposed to all the one-trick ponies and power-tripping sysops they have now. I only ask because you have, you know, more-or-less direct contact with the man in charge (*cough nepotism cough*). Or perhaps you could just leave a supportive comment somewhere on Conservapedia? Well, I don't mind, I just thought I'd bring the sad situation specifically to your attention, seeing as you seem to have a little "influence" (if one could call it that) over there. Uchiha^KATON! 00:30, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I will consider it. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 08:57, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

By the way... please don't take it personally if we use your promotion as an opportunity to lament HelpJazz's contiued abuse. You have actually done a lot of editing there (you were practically a second bot), so it's not that you didn't necessarily deserve them. It's just that HelpJazz deserves rights at least as much... He's been on there for months, involved in most every aspect of the site, and somehow managing to subordinate himself to Andy while still not being a jackass. Plus, he has actually been actually requesting them, whereas you were rather apathetic towards the notion (again, not a criticism! Just remarking).

Alright, I'm done complaining. On a less bitter note, congratulations nonetheless on your promotion. Uchiha^KATON! 14:25, 26 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm wondering

If you are who we think you are, how much do you care for her? RW and CP are fun, but there are more important things in life. Even the looniest man in the world deserves respect, not to be laughed at behind his back by someone significantly connected with him. Not to speak of his daughter, who already has to bear such a father: she deserves respect - and commiseration. Well you know the situation better, maybe you just pass the evenings with the old man laughing at RW. But the idea I get is that you are just having fun at his, and her!, expense, which means that she is not so important for you. Sorry for this rant, my own problems and happenings make me see everything with a distorted view. Editor at CP^{for a change} 03:06, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Monday and Wednesday, I don't have class until *:**pm (EST). Since the new semester, I've been going in early to see her after her class--which is from 4 hours before my class (EST). Yesterday, I woke up 5 hours before my class so I could see her before class.

I barely even talk to him. I see him once in a while when I go over their house, but he's usually on a phone call, in his office room thing, editing CP, exercising, or watching TV with his wife. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 08:53, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I picture him as a fan of Flavor of Love. Jrssr5 09:24, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I don't think he is.. in fact, they only seem to watch one channel over there, and it's not VH1 or MTV or whatever channel that is on. If you take his personality and career into account, you can figure out which channel he watches. Myself, I like the Discovery Channel, but I don't have cable, so I can't watch it all the time. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 12:20, 11 April 2008 (EDT)

I strongly suggest you stop sharing details about your own, and Schlafly's, personal lives. If you haven't seen already, the people at this site are actually quite shameless and nasty. SHahB 13:00, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

As much as it pains me to agree with Bohdan, I gotta agree with Bohdan...there are people on this site who can step over the line into a type of personal nastiness that is really distasteful (re: the nambla crack that I removed from the Schlafly article yesterday....) If you really are who you're claiming to be (and I have my doubts...) keep it to yourself. There's enough ways to get lulz and make points without cutting too close to real people's real lives.PFoster 13:07, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Log Stalker

If you check the logs on CP you can see that he did sysop himself for a minute, as he says he did. He's the real deal or a really good fake. 69.158.119.124 21:40, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

All the more reason for him to listen to Bohdan and me....PFoster 21:48, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Or, I just stalk all of keck-tlick's logs. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 12:20, 11 April 2008 (EDT)

Online personality

I won't comment on the discussion above, as I've already outlined my general advice with respect to the issue. But I would like to say: I actually found that, interestingly enough, Kektklik's accounts of Andy-at-home rendered him a little more... human, in my eyes. Sure, the man's a total loony on the web, but maybe at home he passes for a fairly regular individual with just a few eccentricities. We might do well to remember that, even just once in a while. Uchiha^KATON! 22:23, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I concur. --4.154.51.99 22:31, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Typo in edit comment. --4.154.51.99 22:31, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Yes, he's just a nice, normal husband and father of two who happens to think some rather strange things. And wants to impose them on all the rest of us. The humanity street would be nice if it ran both ways. But what do I know, I'm a deceitful liberal atheist who killed 100 million people and causes breast cancer. human 22:47, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

I feel the same. Maybe he just has multiple personality disorder or something and turns into a completely different person when he edits CP. (Does this mean its OK to mock his CP self? Pretty please?) NightFlare^{Speak, mortal} 22:53, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Yes. AS on CP is a monster who wants to ruin this country and our lives. Whether he is a sensitive man and likes his dog or not is pretty pucking irrelevant to his public efforts and goals. On CP, in fact, he has let out a lot of stuff that most of these types would never voice in person. Makes you wonder... human 23:56, 10 April 2008 (EDT)

Doesn't make me wonder, because I am more open online than I am in person. I can talk to the most strange of people online about their weird personal problems and it doesn't phase me. But if that same person tries to confront me in person, I might get a bit more secluded with my thoughts and not say what's truly on my mind. I think this applies to everyone. On the internet, you can be whoever you want to pretend to be... truly a wonder. +_+ Fuzzy|AFD 12:20, 11 April 2008 (EDT)

Your "Frijoles"

You've got them, that's for sure, if you're taking on lyin ed. Good for you.-αmεσ (orator) 23:53, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

No s**t - that catergorisation stunt? The best "F**k You" CP has seen in a long time... ^{— Unsigned, by: PFoster / talk / contribs}

Is that the same as "Cojones"?   ^Contribs_Talk 23:56, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

/nod-αmεσ (orator) 23:59, 14 April 2008 (EDT)

I did the same thing with Deborah, but no one seemed to notice that one. =_= Fuzzy|AFD 08:32, 15 April 2008 (EDT)

I'm guessing that's because Ed ticks everyone off and he's been there for quite a while, eh? =_= Fuzzy|Zzzz... 23:20, 15 April 2008 (EDT)

Yah, Ed was one of the two or three tools who jumped on CP last April or so as a last resort to be "the kingpin" (5 points for the ref, *1000 for the artiste) human 00:19, 16 April 2008 (EDT)

???

Kettleick? You can't possibly be awake at this time unless you're in Holland. Your account has been hijacked. Hijacked, I say!^{— Unsigned, by: 174.174.174.174 / talk / contribs} 23:37, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Uh, :EST: human 23:39, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's still pretty late in Ameriville, so all good homeschoolers should be long asleep by now, right?^{— Unsigned, by: 174.174.174.174 / talk / contribs} 23:42, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Not for young pornographers such as our teenaged Kettle'o'fish, no. In case you missed the memo, kids these days stay up til 3-4 AM local time chatting on the innertubes, whatever their professed values might be. Also, Ktltltktktlkte is not a homskollar. He just likes one :). human 23:46, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

Ah. I missed some context.^{— Unsigned, by: 174.174.174.174 / talk / contribs} 23:52, 9 May 2008 (EDT)

I stay up till 3am, but that's only because I have that nocturnal disorder called Owlismu Affectus. I don't spend the extra 3 hours I get kicked off playing games/browsing the Interwebs, I spend it trying to fall asleep... playing guitar. +_+ Fuzzy|AfD 23:48, 14 May 2008 (EDT)

You play guitar, too? Cool. We should start an RW "guitar players cabal"! human 01:07, 15 May 2008 (EDT)

I'm not any good though. There's only one "cool" song I can play, and it took me 24 hours of practice to play the whole thing. =_= Fuzzy|AfD 11:56, 15 May 2008 (EDT)

Hmmm..I'm not a huge fan of the whole Trace-Kaki-Andy McKee-don Ross two-hands-on-the-neck thing, but that wasn't bad at all. If you're into the DADGAD thing, though, check out Tony McManus, Martin Simpson, and Pierre Bensusan. Now there's some sweet guitar playing. PFoster 12:03, 15 May 2008 (EDT)

I don't like Kaki King. Her style is too weird/random, even for myself.

I will attempt to check those out tomorrow when I have more time. Off the Andy's class I go~! And then off to play guitar at youth group +_+ Fuzzy|AfD 12:50, 15 May 2008 (EDT)

HelpJazz

Tell me Kektklik - were you present for the Iduan saga? Are you aware of what transpired in that situation? Uchiha^KATON! 23:18, 14 May 2008 (EDT)

I might have, but I was probably just mindlessly clicking the "Random page" button looking for articles to bold. I joined CP on 11 January, 2008, if that helps. +_+ Fuzzy|AfD

I guess you were then, you may have missed it; this edit, however, sums it up fairly succinctly. I point out this very similar case in relation, once again, to that of HelpJazz. You seemed to have reservations (and suspicions??), perhaps, about his candidacy for sysopship. But from Iduan's final post, I think you can infer what the real issue is. Uchiha^KATON! 14:23, 16 May 2008 (EDT)

P.S. No he doesn't. Uchiha^KATON! 14:24, 16 May 2008 (EDT)

Hmm, okay. Well, I have something today that will perhaps decide if I should continue CP work or not. Regardless, I'll remove that comment (later). If I temporarily leave, I would also like to "leave" here temporarily. Can I have your cooperation? o_0 Fuzzy|AfD 10:53, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Oh, sure thing. I only continued leaving comments on your page because I could see you were dropping by fairly regularly, but are free to "leave" here anytime (well, unless you're another addict...). Tell me if you require my "cooperation" for anything in particular (?).

Also: we'll miss you, you're funny guy (plus you tolerated me when I was bored). I do hope we haven't offended you or caused any negative consequences for you. But you can leave whenever you feel like it, and come back whenever you like. :) Uchiha^KATON! 19:31, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

It's easy enough to "leave" here temporarily - just make a sockpuppet if you miss us ;) Does this mean we shouldn't demote you to sysop? human 19:27, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Kricketklick has to be made sysop. Come to the dark side, O mysterious double-agent. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{There are barn doors. And there are revolving doors} 19:30, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

@Uchiha. no, you haven't bothered me. I haven't been offended by anyone. I was just trying to see why almost everyone here doesn't like the Schlafly family.

@Human. demote? Idea of a joke? I just need to focus on other things for a while.

@Jellyfish. dark side? It depends on your stance, doesn't it? The CP site is considered by a lot as dark.

+_+ Fuzzy|AfD 11:47, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

I was just trying to see why almost everyone here doesn't like the Schlafly family..that's not quite true. Phyllis (Sr.) is obviously a bright woman, but her politics are absolutely incompatible with those of anyone who believes in a just and egalitarian society for the half of us who happen to be women. That's not hate, it's a profound and irreconcilable political difference. As for Andy, yes, many people here say hateful things about him, but you reap what you sow...he gets treated here with the same disdain with which he treats anyone who disagrees with him...if you're really the friend-of-the-family that you claim to be, well then you know Andy Schlafly as a human being and thus in a way that none of us do, and you probably know him as a nice guy who offers you a soda and pets his dog and would help you move on short notice or fix your bike...but all we see is teh Assfly, and teh Assfly, unlike the human being you (allegedly) know, represents an expression of a mean-spirited petty caricature of a kind of politics that none of us can really get with....PFoster 12:03, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

Seconded @ PF. Well said... human 16:56, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

We Jellyfish approve of this statement, also. <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{There are barn doors. And there are revolving doors} 17:02, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

I'd just like to add that we're all rather fond of little Phy, especially for her edits to CP and calling her computer "white orchard". Also there has never been any antipsthy to Mrs. Schlafly, who must have the fortitude of a Trojan, And as for the brewin' cuzzins, well I'd support them. Genghis^pillaging 18:19, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

And then, of course, there's Roger.PFoster 18:21, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

Reagan article at CP...

Hey, Boy Genius: By putting back "heroic leader and father of modern political discourse" you were in fact restoring someone's trolling/satire/vandalism. PFoster 19:56, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

Meh, oh well. I guess I will "take a break". =-= Clone 20:00, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

BTW - you never answered the question I put in regards to your edit to our Andy article - when did you go from "future son-in-law" to outright "son-in-law?" Congrats, if appropriate....PFoster 20:03, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

Not at all engaged, too early for that. I just thought the future was set. =-= Clone 20:10, 21 May 2008 (EDT)

New Signature

Hey, I like your new signature! It's a lot easier to pronounce, that's for sure. Uchiha^KATON! 16:36, 22 May 2008 (EDT) Oh, right! Also, it kind of reminds me of that old "candlejack" joke, although I'm not sure tha

Sounds like you posted that comment before you're mother barged in to yell at you to "stop editing RW! We're Conservative for gosh sakes.. edit CP!" Candlewick 12:53, 23 May 2008 (EDT)

ASCHLAFLY

TELL THAT SCHLAFLY WANKER THAT USING THE DEATH OF A YOUNG MAN IN LONDON TO ILLUSTRATE HIS WARPED POV IS DESPICABLE.   ^Contribs_Talk 18:00, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

1) I really don't think that would go over to well, be very effective, or be a very good idea.

2) Where was this despicable illustration again? (just wondering, I didn't see it) Uchiha^KATON! 18:03, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry, but I don't want to get on any more shaky waters than I am right now. (I might not become the heir to CP like I had hoped). Don't ask; even if you do, I won't tell you. =-= Candlewick 18:05, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Hollywood_values&diff=prev&oldid=460230 --AKjeldsen^{Cum dissensie} 18:07, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Well just tell him to read his bloody e-mails then!   ^Contribs_Talk 18:09, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

You emailed him about it Susan? Interesting... You could always sock up at ask on his talk page, if you really wanted. Oh, and of course you're right, it's totally disgusting, but he simply attributes any and all actor's deaths to Hollywood values whether or not it makes any sense.

General policy here though: we don't ask Kektkilk to act as an in-between to communicate with Aschlafly. Far too close to interfering with personal lives. Uchiha^KATON! 18:13, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Bollocks to policy - that is absolutely disgusting: the guy's not buried yet & he died defending his brother against a yob. Anyone should pick him up on it regardless of being prompted by us here - if they don't then they go down in my esteem.   ^Contribs_Talk 18:18, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Tried to sock up: My Ip's blocked - a whole range: 3 Broadband in the UK seems to be entirely blocked - that's a mobile phone co btw - Naughty XxxxxxxX!   ^Contribs_Talk 18:28, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Still, Susan, please respect Kettlekick's real life complexities. He is not our "go-between" for any random issue that pisses us off. If he is who he says he is, he deserves at least that level of respect for having some brass and playing with us as well as CP. ħψɱɐ₦ 00:43, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

I see it's been removed - after I've sent the permalink to The Grauniad & the BBC though!   ^Contribs_Talk 18:46, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Who is that masked man fruitcake?   ^Contribs_Talk 18:58, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Sorry for messingup your talk page KettleTicket   ^Contribs_Talk 18:58, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

THE F***ING TOSSER'S PUT IT BACK!!!!!!!!   ^Contribs_Talk 19:04, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Wow. I missed a lot of talk. Things are okay again.. I just overestimated some things, as usual. I really need to work on that. =-= Candlewick 23:48, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

Go to bed

<font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{There are barn doors. And there are revolving doors} 23:50, 25 May 2008 (EDT)

It is midnight (EST) =-= Candlewick 00:05, 26 May 2008 (EDT)

We jellyfish are apparently rubbish at working out the time in other countries :( <font=""; face="Comic Sans MS">Jellyfish!^{There are barn doors. And there are revolving doors} 00:08, 26 May 2008 (EDT)