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Don't blank the talk pages on my wiki, creep. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 02:23, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

It's my sock's talk page, creep. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:24, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Talk pages belong to the wiki, not to any user. So it's my page. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 02:25, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
No sir I own it, cause I called it. C6541 (talk) 02:27, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Neither of you do; User:tmtoulouse does according to someone at Wikipedia. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:29, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
wikipedia is full of liberal lies. "BCE," "Evolution," "Trent Toulouse owns Rationalwiki," "Obama was born in Hawai'i." Can't you see the pattern? TheoryOfPractice (talk) 02:31, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Don't be a pinhead. Leave me alone. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:32, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Can't help it. I live to poke things with a stick. TheoryOfPractice (talk) 02:33, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Of course I own it, as I said before, I CALLED IT. C6541 (talk) 02:34, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
You do know I'm sitting here laughing at (not with) you people don't you? What's the mean age of the users here? But then again, you will block those troll accounts won't you? You know, User:Dmorris, User:T*A*R*P*O*N*S. Elsewise, I'll have to assume that you support wp:User:LBHS Cheerleader's impersonation of people and stalking/harassment of me. Of course, I will be speaking to an attorney about the libel issues. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:38, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

I'm always laughing when I'm on this site, cause I'm always under the influence when I do any kind of wiki (Wikia, Wikipedia, etc.) editing. I don't even know what the hell this is about, I just thought I'd join in on. By the way I recomend Michael K. Brandow. C6541 (talk) 02:47, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Michael K Brandow, attorney at law!


You have assumed my initials in order to insult me by implying I am a litigious baby. I demand you stop at once, or I will sue you a lot. I will sue you so much. So very much. You will get whiplash from all the lawsuits I will be suing you with. Peter Crawford Horrace Sourpuss (talk) 02:41, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Grow up. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Block me[edit]

Okay, if nobody's going to do anything, please block my account indef. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:44, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

You can achieve the same effect yourself by signing out and going away. Peter Crawford Horrace Sourpuss (talk) 02:45, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
Or whine a lot. Because that's awesome and manly.--ADtalkModerator 03:42, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
I'm a little slow; what is it exactly you wanted them to do? Dmorris (talk) 06:08, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

How is taking diffs that are clearly actually you and reposting them libel? I mean, they are your own words, that you posted on the internet. Do you know what happens on the internet? People like you get fucked with. No court of law is going to care about that. Dmorris (talk) 06:12, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

And what is with the stalking claims? You came here to stir up trouble. I'm helping you along on your quest! Mohawk16 (talk) 13:32, 20 March 2010 (UTC)


I have renamed it to "Annoying cheerleader". I would advise you to recreate the account. Word time Hoover! 20:15, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

Thank you! PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 20:32, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

User pages[edit]

Please stop vandalizing user pages. Thank you. -- Nx / talk 22:00, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

You mean stop telling the truth on user pages. If you're going to threaten someone for tagging known trolls just because you politically disagree with them, then stop bitching about it when (apparently) Conservapedia does it. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 01:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
I don't know what your problem is with those users nor do I care. But you can't go around replacing userpages with {{troll}}. And how does CP come into this? -- Nx / talk 01:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
I am DMorris from Conservapedia, and I would be utterly surprised to hear that you did not know that. Some stalker was writing some stupid shit under the name "Dmorris" here before being renamed. It seems that you're familiar with "those cheerleaders"[1] and you're BSing me just to be annoying. You think I was born yesterday. FYI, we at Wikipedia know "those cheerleaders" as LBHS Cheerleader, and she's a Texas sized pain in the ass apparently from Englewood, Florida, but I have a theory that she's actually a bitch from Punta Gorda, FL just based on her actions. She's been in real life trouble over wiki trolling multiple times and still continues to be an ass for what ever reason. She's the only reason I'm here; I wouldn't wish her bullshit on anyone. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 02:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
As your presence seems to attract her/him/it/them, why not just go elsewhere and we'll be spared both of you? Willem de Zwijger (talk) 02:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Looks like the assholes have been here longer than I. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 03:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Ok, can you prove you are DMorris from Conservapedia, and the other DMorris who got renamed wasn't?
"It seems that you're familiar with "those cheerleaders"[2]" Last time I checked, my username wasn't Gooniepunk2010. The only cheerleader I remember was User:Brianna, who was just a mildly annoying teenager, and deleted the main page then got all upset that we wouldn't let her play anymore.
Your theories are real nice. I'm not interested in them. From where I stand you are the one who is a "Texas sized pain in the ass". -- Nx / talk 02:17, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Firstly, fuck you NX; you are absolutely in denial if you think someone is going to write "Since I will never make it on the real thing, and sucking up hansn't gotten me anywhere, I plan on winning my sysop status by endlessly harassing all of you." about themself. Secondly, I looked at the actions of both User:Brianna and User:SRQ girl characters, and they both appear blatant WP:WP:DUCKs of WP:User:LBHS Cheerleader; please read this. Don't know if it's one person or many, but something fishy is going on here. What they seem to be doing acting stupid under the identities of people they don't like; they go on a vandal spree and then beg "pretty please, unblock me, I'll never do it again," then, if receiving a second chance, they try legitimate for a short while and go back to their old ways. The worst in all of this? There is absolutely, postively no fucking way Brianna Markel, who User:Brianna apparently uploaded a photo of here, would behave in such a way as User:Brianna has acted; I know that cheerleader personally. I can't vouch for this girls named Sarah Moore, Sierra Marinola, and Jessica Selders as I don't know them, but they were impersonated here, here, and here. I don't know who "Shyenne" is, who User:SRQ girl claims to be, but I'm sure it's probably just another person who LBHSC wants to defame. LBHSC has actually been trolling longer than I have been constructively editing; she impersonated Kim Davie here. Similarily, LBHSC is impersonating me because she wants to defame me. This is clearly not someone you want here. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 03:15, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Well, you certainly do quack like a duck. You might have a valid case, I don't know, and I don't see why I should care. It's also irrelevant to this discussion. Your behavior on the other hand is not only counterproductive to your stated goals, it is also unacceptable. -- Nx / talk 11:54, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
"This is clearly not someone you want here". And you are (someone you want here)? Willem de Zwijger (talk) 03:18, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
This whole thing can really be sorted out easily with much less abuse. PCHS, if you're really Dmorris, then go on CP:Best of the Public and fix the typo " its' " at the of the science and techonology section to prove your identity. If he can do this then it's my impression that the standard RW procedure is to rename the impostor account (this is what happened in my case, at least). --MarkGall (talk) 03:25, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

The pattern here seems to be escalating non-sequitors. I don't want some random high school kids' names on this wiki. Knock it off. Nutty Roux100x100 anarchy symbol.svg 03:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I agree, remove those names, it's creepy and he knows it. Mohawk16 (talk) 06:22, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
My word. What a lot of information about a lot of totally unknown people. I take it we are supposed to care in some way?--BobIt's windy! 12:13, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
[3]. Now, if people will grow up stop impersonating me, among other people, you'll never see me here again. Fair deal? PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 22:25, 21 March 2010 (UTC)


This is sheer insanity. Morris, do you not understand that me, and several others, are just random people from the interwebby who despise the way you act? I don't know anything about any of these high school kids, or any drama you or them may have gotten into. What I do know is that you piss me off on wikipedia and it is fun for me to fuck with you when I have been drinking. None of us goofballs is really harassing or stalking you, you just keep showing up all over the place asking for us to do such. If your personal information was not posted all over the damn place, I might think you were the best damn troll that ever lived. Sadly I know better, and should be ashamed of myself for fucking around with such an ignorant kid. Please don't take the ignorant part wrongly, you are clearly very bright in some ways, and just uneducated and unexperienced in many many ways. One day in the distant future, you may start to understand this world. Mohawk16 (talk) 06:21, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

What behavior "pisses you off?" Politically, you don't want to know how conservative I really am for it would throw your liberal mind into indefinate confusion. There's a reason for the strictness in dealing with "network abuse," and that's the fact that there's so many fucking whiners that go off the deep end over shit like "cyberbullying" and crap, and they think there's nothing that can be done, yet they have it all wrong. You don't have to put up with anybody's shit if you know how to report abuse. Once I thought "the cops" would handle an actual terroristic threat I saw on the internet, and bringing it to their attention got me in trouble because instead of actually trying to trace down the sender, they bullied middle school me (with little knowledge of how the legal system worked) into falsely confessing to posting it. Now that I know how abuse reports work, it's actually fun to file them. Teach the little bastards a lesson, whether they be seemingly harmless kids at a high school posting nonsense on Wikipedia, or professional scam artists launching phishing scams and virus attacks. I actually first got into Wikis when I'd see so many webhosts redirect phishing sites they caught (or I brought to their attention) to Wikipedia articles about Phishing. To me, it was another place to find abuse, and also a place I could improve articles to support human knowledge. Really, there's nothing big about filing ARs, anybody can do it, and more should do it. So yeah, in a way we're like "evil twins" as we both fuck with the people we hate. Only now I report less WP vandals because I don't want the vandal-lovers to try and use it against me, and it's underappreciated anyway. BTW, I've been deliberately being funny here for two reasons, one being that I don't like this site and it shows that I don't take it seriously, and two being that, despite number one, being funny is what this site is all about. This site's all about parody. At the same time, I think people see there's a serious claim at bay, and being funny about it just catches more parody-craving eyes, and at the same time annoys the people that don't like me. As for CP, it's a good site; I received an A on my senior project while using it as a source. You take it humorously because you are liberals, but it has a lot of good information that I honestly agree with, and editors here need to stop trying to "save me from myself." If you take down the inaccurate blog about Wikipedia and I hating cheerleaders, I won't seek legal advice. Otherwise, I think it's needed to silence the nonsense once and for all. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 22:21, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
"I've been deliberately being funny here for two reasons, one being that I don't like this site and it shows that I don't take it seriously..." Good! We don't like you and we certainly don't take you seriously, either. The Goonie 1 What's this button do? Uh oh.... 22:28, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
It equally works both ways. I don't like you, and you don't like me. I am a conservative Christian, and you are a bunch of liberal atheists. I don't care if you like me or not, and you can make fun of me if you want; I don't give two flying fucks so long as you don't spread blatant lies and inaccuracies, and so long as you avoid posting personal info beyond "DMorris" and "PCHS-NJROTC." DMCA fanatic was me being funny with you, ONE FUCKING ACCOUNT!!! PEOPLE HERE CLAIM TO HAVE TROLLED UNDER NUMEROUS ACCOUNTS AT CP, SO GET OVER YOURSELVES!!! Everyone here thinks I'm ridiculous and hilarious, yet you're all more so in my opinion. Anyone so obsessed with people they don't even know as the editors of this site are needs to seek medical attention, in my opinion. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 22:41, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
Well, you have certainly proven, in my opinion, that you, in fact, TK's little toadie by that response. Since you seem to think all we do here is trash CONservapedia. Ironic, since I don't even visit that webshite, nor have I cared much about it for months now. Also, I am not an atheist. The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 22:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

One does not have to attend PCHS...[edit]

And by the way, no one cares about your copyright on some high school cheer you made up. Just lettin' ya know. TKEtoolshedFrag Out! 22:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

I also don't give a shit if someone reuses it, I just don't want to be responsible if the school finds out that some other school is using their Pirate Pride thingy. Get over yourselves already! PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 22:41, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

What I think is the problem here[edit]

Everyone here thinks that their shit actually matters to me. Actually, you mean absolutely mean nothing to me; I'm just here laughing at all of you trying to cyberbully. None of my friends or family know that any of this exists. The funny thing is that people write things about me, and no one ever reads half of it. Anyone know how long it took me to find out about the wikipediahatescheerleaders blog? Right now, I'm feeding the trolls, and the sad thing is that I know that I'm doing it; I've read about not feeding the trolls and all. But it's hilarious to read what other's have to say about me. Yet it's very unacceptable. At any rate, bye. PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 22:56, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Bye. Oh btw, you're not allowed to blank your talk page either. -- Nx / talk 22:59, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
See ya, douche! And good riddance, you nutter! The Goonie Punk Can't sleep, clowns will eat me! 00:07, 22 March 2010 (UTC)

'Sup brah[edit]

Aren't you DanH or some shit? TKEtoolshedFrag Out! 19:04, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

DMorris yummy Toast&  honey(or marmalade) 19:07, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
That's cool too. TKEtoolshedFrag Out! 19:10, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

Interfering with my sleep...[edit]

DMorris, I hope you're happy. In my daily browsing of Wikipedia, I came upon this talk page. I was literally laughing out loud at parts. You actually may be more insane and self righteous than the great Andy Schalfly. I especially like this diff. Keep up the good work! Keegscee (talk) 18:30, 9 June 2010 (UTC)