User talk:UHM/Trolling Archive

Grammars

Please tell me that your username isn't meant to read "you'll hate me". "Ull hate me" sounds as fucking stupid as you appear to be. DeltaStar_{Senior Sysop}^{Speciationspeed!} 03:01, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

The firtst sentence on my page (no not the talk page) is detecated to that. And why the hell should you bother 4Star/ChangeStar? --Ullhateme (talk) 16:32, 16 January 2011 (UTC)

Please don't feed the troll.

Just back away, smiling, with your hands exposed. Don't make eye contact. P-Foster_{The French Revolution was neither French nor a Revolution. Discuss.} 00:23, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

I didn't thought he would respond, although thinking about it, I should have known better. --★uːʤɱ socialist 00:29, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

Fuck you Foster, I can pull out at least 10 quotes of you saying nice things about me and generally treating me like a reasonably decent person. I just want to know why you betrayed me, why you took such evident pleasure in doing so, and why you continue to sully my good name. I fucking mean it, I'm completely exasperated with you. I'm on the verge of tears here, seriously. 86.46.178.241 (talk) 00:31, 23 July 2011 (UTC)

Ace:stop being an asshole

I will do no such thing. Ace^ace 23:13, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

That's what I thought. --★uːʤɱ kant 23:20, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Exactly. Ace^ace 23:23, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Asshole.

The above picture and caption are 100% UHM-approved. --★uːʤɱ socialist 23:27, 12 September 2011 (UTC)

Huh?

File:AceJesus.jpg

calm yourself...

I would fully support you if you wanted to marry him. There's nothing wrong with that. --★uːʤɱ federalist 23:31, 15 September 2011 (UTC)

I didn't need another reason

I already thought you were a rotten douchebag but The Big Bang Theory as comedy? Really? My god man. Ace^ace 23:20, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Trolling and bullying as comedy? Really? --★uːʤɱ netlabelist 23:27, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Oh god. Bullying now? Edits on a wiki? You fucking dumbass. 23:33, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Hey man, you're the fuck who thinks Big Bang Theory is funny. Ace^ace 23:35, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Actually I quite like the Big Bang Theory too. Not quite as good as some make it out to be, but still not bad. I daresay UHM likes it because it's one show where he can understand the cultural references. –SuspectedReplicant retire me 23:39, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

You too SR? Oh no...Ace^ace 23:40, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

Actually, SR is right here. I have a hard time with some other sitcoms. @Nutty, Ace: At least call me a dork, that would at least be accurate. --★uːʤɱ netlabelist 23:46, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

In US slang of course. --★uːʤɱ atheist 23:47, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

You got it. In US slang a dork is a penis. 23:53, 17 September 2011 (UTC)

I hate dictionaries. --★uːʤɱ secularist 00:11, 18 September 2011 (UTC)

Don't worry about it. I know you didn't mean that sense. I was commenting on how silly it is to use such extreme language to refer to nonsense on a wiki that doesn't affect its public face. 01:56, 18 September 2011 (UTC)

I know. I was just whinning about the unclearity of dictionaries. --★uːʤɱ kant 13:24, 18 September 2011 (UTC)

Hey, Ace. Could you troll Maratrean on his own talk page? It's not like anybody else really cares what he does anyways

Um, so yeah. I took your advice but turned on you. Any questions? Ace^ace 12:18, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off now. --★uːʤɱ federalist 12:29, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

How about "No and fuck you UHM". Will that work? Ace^ace 12:34, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

No. Fuck off now. --★uːʤɱ digital native 12:39, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

Ace^ace 12:43, 24 September 2011 (UTC)

Dear God, UHM

This has got to be the lamest attempt at sockpuppetry I've ever seen. Why on earth are you even trying to stick around here? Face it, your personality and behavior are simply incompatible with RW. You're not going to become a respected member no matter how many Raga Men you throw at it. Ask your buddy Brxbrx if he can set you up at ED or some other place that'll accommodate trolls who thrive on conflict. You're just wasting your time here. 80.237.226.74 (talk) 15:10, 3 June 2012 (UTC)