The White House, also known as Bubba's Whorehouse, Dubya's Playhouse and Donald's White Power House, is located at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in the black hole between Virginia and Maryland. It has been populated with brilliant actors in movies such as Murder at 1600, The American President, and the television series The West Wing, and a lesser actor during most of the 1980s.
The White House, as the Presidential Palace of the so-called United States of America, has been the target of terrorist attacks since 1814, when communists from Britain torched the landscape, ate the food, raped the women, and pillaged the coffers. Aliens also have a fondness for it, thus it's usually targeted during their attacks on Earth.
A secret Muslim, Marxist, socialist, fascist, alien rock star lied his way into the residence and begun his term as a khalifah. He conspired to paint the exterior black, remove all the flags, remove all the portraits of past white presidents, and add a prayer rug in the Oval Office that pointed to Mecca.
Since B. Hussein O. cannot bowl, it was also rumored he would remove the bowling alley in the White House. If the Democratic Party had only nominated Hillary, future presidents would still get to bowl like real Americans.
Not to be confused with the White House in Moscow — which was alternatively defended and attacked by Boris Yeltsin. And don't ever compare either White House with the Pink House (Casa Rosada) in Buenos Aires - the American presidential palace with quite different connotations.
- This entire paragraph is all speculation. The wingnuts are looking for proof wherever they can. We'll keep you up to date when they find any.