Conservapedia:What is going on at CP?/April 2011

April 2011[edit]

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Andy's firmly aboard the birther bandwagon and accuses the nasty, liberal Christian Science Monitor of playing the race card.^img Oh and some non-sequitur about David Letterman.

18

Jpatt: The Justice Department has fined Wendy's $17,000 for refusing to hire illegal aliens, meaning they are from another planet.^img Source article: The people were refused employment because they were non-citizens.

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Gentlemen, I give you the Conservapedia Pro-life project!^img Side note to Andy: The world might have been better off had Hitler been aborted.^img Update : Meh!^img

85

Conservative Riddle: Q: How does Andy make a page on birthright citizenship "much improved"? A: By claiming it doesn't exist^img

86

Andy: Here, Mr. (future President?!) Trump, let me move that goalpost for you.^img UPDATE: Luckily Orly Taitz is there to keep Andy's hopes alive.^img

130

Koward wonders how Obama's moderate presidency will end in a mountain of skulls, just like Pol Pot.^img Where will Obama hide two million skulls? Perhaps he opened up the FEMA concentration camps without anyone noticing.

42

Barack Obama: "Here, have a birth certificate."^img Conservapedia: "And what do you want us to do with this information?"^img

66

More Royal Wedding fun! In wingnut land: Obama is snubbed by British royals because of his poor gift-giving skills.^img Reality: William & Kate eschew gifts for donations to charity.

30

Some silly liberal thinks iPads are killing jobs!^img Haha, surely we conservatives are above^img making^img such^img arbitrary^img connections.^img

55

Now that we've seen RobS' complete inability to articulate an idea coherently or even take positions consistent with what bits of his worldview he does manage to communicate, it's no surprise he says Obama is stupid for defending people^img against their corrupt government but is a bastard for not defending people^img against their corrupt government.

110

Andy: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding, probably because of his rudeness towards the Brits.^img Source: Obama isn't invited to the royal wedding because of the security costs of protecting the president.

111

Andy: Notable lamestream media figures^img are desperately trying to marginalize criticism of Barack Obama by not being birthers. Who are these dirty liberals? Michele Bachmann and Eric Cantor.

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Yes, Jpatt, the trustworthy encyclopedia should have a trustworthy quote that declares that there is no leader in the country.^img

64

Resident seditionist: OMG!! A 2004 AP report says Obama was "Kenyan-born!"^img Snopes: Oh dear, another birther moron. Andy: "Nothing to see here folks."^img

118

HSMom: "Can anyone provide any references for this entirely unreferenced science article"?^img DouglasA: Do not dare to ask for science references!^img In fact, no-one must ever ask the question again!^img

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HSMom: These articles are copy/pasted from .gov websites.^img Koward: And just why are you complaining, instead of fixing the stuff that I so lazily copy/pasted, bitch?^img

81

Damned if you do... Resident seditionist Jpatt thinks that Obama's support of the anti-Gaddafi rebels is part of his Muslim agenda.^img God knows what he'd think if Obama supported Gaddafi instead.

53

Conservapedia in a nutshell: Inserting accurate Bush quotes in the Bush article is "liberal vandalism"^img for which seditionist^img Jpatt, who "would like to see the military remove Obama"^img from office, will without the least sense of irony sentence you to 5 years hard labor for "inserting false information."^img

38

In yet another stunning twist, Jan the "Riviter" becomes Jan the RINO.

84

Andy: I believe these absurd and useless college majors exist, because they sound absurd and useless.^img

172

It only takes a vocabulary of about 100 words to coach a soccer team.^img According to Andy, that makes soccer a socialist sport.

30

The dumbing down of CP continues, courtesy of Ed Poor.^img What next, "Giant Men with One Eye" instead of Cyclopes?

94

Well known liberal^img Bill O'Reilly^img is covering for that shifty bastard Obama^img

181

Calling for an armed uprising against the government^img. Sedition: Now a conservative value. UPDATE: Jpatt clarifies: "Yes, I am calling for a military coup."^img

46

Andy on Trump: "His unscripted, abrasive, arrogant style may be just what voters want."^img A well-founded analysis from someone whose own unscripted, abrasive, arrogant style has endeared him to both voters and editors at his blog.

58

Karajou:That shifty bastard Obama won't tell us his social security number!^img

202

User: I kindly ask that my account be deleted after realizing how much ~~scholarly~~ pathetic satire featuring flying kittens there is on this site because I am more than that.^img Andy: Your ~~logical criticism~~ Parthian shot is unpersuasive and you're a liberal.^img Ken

The atheist is just selfish.^img Then Ed saves the best for last: ...You just insult us and refuse to help out on our popular, well-researched and comprehensive articles and I have tried so hard but those liberals don't want anyone checking their work or removing errors!^img

35

According to Andy, racial tolerance and diversity are liberal concepts^img... actually, that makes a lot^img of sense.

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Yesterday: Those dirty liberals would rather shut down the government than compromise!^img Today: Look at all of these ~~stubborn~~ affirmative tea-partiers who refused to ~~compromise~~ give in!^img

59

Apparently 35% of public schools are overweight!^img Naïve user: This makes no sense.^img Andy: You are wrong; allow me to not really explain why.^img

43

Conservapedia, basically synonymous with subtle reverse psychology.^img

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The CONSERVATIVE House cuts spending, and thus JOBS ARE CREATED^img. Yay Conserv-wait, hold on. Turns out they were only part-time jobs.^img Yeah, that's Obama's fault.

46

Give it up liberals! We have a 13% lead on the election that's just 19 months away!^img

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Andy Schlafly creates an irony singularity by claiming, in a news post beginning with the words "The lamestream media", that mainstream media is "stepping up its biased headlines^img".